# increasingly sophisticated sex dolls for men

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 1, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258 "2010-02-01T16:39:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/81 "2010-02-03T00:37:46Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> And some times those gold digging women are women (that make Rosanne Barr look like a centerfold) who are just looking to trade up to a double wide trailer from the shanty they currently live in and will nag “their” man to death anytime they arent fucking (and probably sometimes during the actual fucking) because they arent making enough, or put the toilet paper roll on backwards or whatever.

If a man’s only self-perceived options in life is a woman like that or a piece of overpriced plastic, he’s simply not in the running for most women of reasonable attractiveness and character. Sorry, he’s just not. There are so many women that aren’t like that out there (you know that, right?). So why should women care about what a guy like this would do?

Trailer bitches aren’t among my competetors because the kind of guy I want isn’t lusting after them. Real dolls ain’t either. I hasten to say that these guys can’t afford a real doll anyway, so again, I’m left wondering how this phenomenon is really supposed to turn society upside down. It just sounds like a pipedream.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/82 "2010-02-03T02:03:11Z")

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> [@Shakester](#):
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> Sexbot, no.
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> However, when you can purchase a clone that’s physically human but has no higher brain function, and requires the same amount of care and feeding as a pet… _then_ women will be in trouble. Big trouble.

Right, because pervs break into long term care facilities on a regular basis to sex up the severely retarded and vegitative in droves.

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**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/83 "2010-02-03T02:40:21Z")

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These threads are always so weird. Male and female Dopers fighting sexism with sexism and you all end up looking like bitter losers.

And the hilarious part is seeing everyone try to be sneaky with words and couch it as “some women” or “some men.”

The gender wars are still raging, and the sexbots will never change that.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/84 "2010-02-03T04:07:28Z")

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What blows me away (snrkk, mmph) is the whole “conversation” ability of this doll. The report says she’ll “chat with you for hours about your interests.” Huh? How? It seems like the doll will say more than “That’s interesting. Go on.” but still. What does it do? Just quote from Wikipedia for whatever topic you broach? Will it laugh at your jokes? Does it argue with you?

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/85 "2010-02-03T04:16:17Z")

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> [@palacheck](#):
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> The gender wars are still raging, and the sexbots will never change that.

Just you wait - one day the sexbots will get the nuke, and then we’ll have more important wars to fight.

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**Author:** ![Cesario](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@Cesario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cesario)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/86 "2010-02-03T04:29:17Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Right, because pervs break into long term care facilities on a regular basis to sex up the severely retarded and vegitative in droves.

Honestly, I see that as nothing more than a reflection of the fact that we’ve got criminal penalties for doing so. Rather severe ones, in fact. Doesn’t actually stop everyone from doing it, but that and the taboo of doing so combine to make it more rare than it would be in a more socially approved situation.

Of course, any progress on the front of your genetically engineered catgirls will depend on us **finally** getting our ducks in a row regarding consent. Who or what do we require consent from (dildoes? animals? corpses? the brain damaged?) and how do we define consent for those enteties we do require consent from.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/87 "2010-02-03T04:55:07Z")

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> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#):
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> What does it do? Just quote from Wikipedia for whatever topic you broach? Will it laugh at your jokes? Does it argue with you?

“You know, a manbot could keep it up for _hours_.”

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/88 "2010-02-03T06:51:50Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Right, because pervs break into long term care facilities on a regular basis to sex up the severely retarded and vegitative in droves.

Note to self: All parody on the internet must be clearly labelled as such.

I guess the problem is that so many people say batshit insane things online that it’s impossible to tell who’s indulging in comic exaggeration and who’s dead serious.

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/89 "2010-02-03T06:54:08Z")

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> [@palacheck](#):
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> These threads are always so weird. Male and female Dopers fighting sexism with sexism and you all end up looking like bitter losers.

This is the internet, we’re all bitter losers here. If we had exciting and rewarding lives, we’d be out living them, not arguing about sexbots.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/90 "2010-02-03T18:17:23Z")

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> [@you\_with\_the\_face](#):
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> If a man’s only self-perceived options in life is a woman like that or a piece of overpriced plastic, he’s simply not in the running for most women of reasonable attractiveness and character. Sorry, he’s just not. There are so many women that aren’t like that out there (you know that, right?). So why should women care about what a guy like this would do?

QfT, although it goes both ways. A guy who would be satisfied with a sexbot isn’t the sort that most women would want anyway, and probably doesn’t have much success anyway. I see getting a sexbot if you weigh 400 pounds, have no teeth, and haven’t bathed since Christmas, but those kinds of people probably don’t have a lot of dates anyway.

OTOH, a woman who can be out-competed by a sexbot isn’t that much in demand either.

At some point the sexbots will be indistinguishable from people, at which point it becomes merely a question of prostitution.

Interesting twist on the Turing test, then - if you can’t tell if it’s live, or Memorex, has it passed the test?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/91 "2010-02-03T18:28:59Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> OTOH, a woman who can be out-competed by a sexbot isn’t that much in demand either.

Note to women: If you just lie there with a blank expression on your face, you’re about as exciting as a piece of plastic.

I’m just sayin’.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasingly-sophisticated-sex-dolls-for-men/527258/92 "2010-02-03T19:27:56Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Hmm, one of the personalities is Frigid Farrah. Yeah, I’d willingly pay $7000 for a sex doll that won’t have sex with me.

That’s the personality that the vendor remote-activates if your check bounces.

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