# INCREDIBLY disturbing sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973 "2003-01-11T17:19:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/1 "2003-01-11T17:19:15Z")
_In ATMB right now … this is just so wrong._ Moderator meetings? Penises & underage posters ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/2 "2003-01-11T17:40:01Z")
Silly things you do while alone It’s time for ChiDope planning ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/3 "2003-01-11T18:35:56Z")
Penises: Sacred, Yet Profane Johnie Lad, Cock Up Your Beaver. I’m so, so sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/4 "2003-01-11T18:43:28Z")
It’s not too disturbing, but the other day in IMHO, I was impressed to see: Ask the Professional Belly Dancer Is Anyone Here a Belly Dancer? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/5 "2003-01-11T18:47:59Z")
IN MPSIMS: Your worst pop up ever. an adult thread for guys. LADope now with MOOSE! ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/6 "2003-01-11T20:26:23Z")
What would hit the spot right about now? I just got the most beautiful hamster. ack. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/7 "2003-01-12T00:44:19Z")
Ask the single-sex high school girl! Johnnie Lad, Cock up your beaver! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/8 "2003-01-12T01:02:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\*IN MPSIMS: > > LADope now with MOOSE! \*\* weeeeeeeee I’ve made the worst dressed list. I’m so proud I’d just like to thank… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/9 "2003-01-12T02:42:20Z")
It’s the funniest coffee in the world B.C. premier charged with DUI in Hawaii (Right here in MPSIMS) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/10 "2003-01-12T03:04:59Z")
Penises: Sacred, Yet Profane Your favorite old, obsolete computer Stupidest Porn Spam Titles - what have you got in YOUR inbox? Mundane pointless things that I can do. Ask The Product Standards and ISO Guy ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/11 "2003-01-12T03:43:55Z")
IN IMHO Slang terms for penis in forien languages Your Swiss Army Knife: (A Poll) ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/12 "2003-01-12T04:52:14Z")
Maybe not incredibly disturbing, but it made me look twice. From IMHO: What would the Internet smell like? Vodka and Orange juice ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/13 "2003-01-12T15:08:01Z")
From IMHO: Okay, so ask the American expat living in Norway When did incest first become socially unacceptable? ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/14 "2003-01-12T16:10:27Z")
From MPSIMS: The Celebrity Death Poll 2003 Wherein Superdude feels his biological clock ticking away ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/15 "2003-01-12T16:13:23Z")
This made me giggle: Stupidest Porn Spam Titles - what have you got in YOUR inbox? Kal and Washte do Dublin… Be scared… Be very very scared! ---
**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/16 "2003-01-13T05:30:59Z")
Baltimore Dopers - Tell me about your town. I gladly welcome our new robot masters Ask the Mime! What type of meat are we?? ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/17 "2003-01-13T05:58:06Z")
BBQ Pit: \*\* Ladies, could you be a little bitchier? (Warning: whiney)\*\* \*\* If you call me, I will come… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/18 "2003-01-13T06:19:24Z")
MPSIMS: **I had so much fun on Friday night ! What CAN’T you do?** **Ask the cop Hot Rocks Massage !!!** ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/19 "2003-01-13T10:11:27Z")
Who’s been married the longest? What CAN’T you do? Anatomy/Childrearing question Small little things you’ve done that you will NEVER be forgiven for ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/20 "2003-01-13T13:27:43Z")
_What always makes you laugh time and again? My father is in the hospital._ Both threads begun by me. The irony. shit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973.md?page=2)