# INCREDIBLY disturbing sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973 "2003-01-11T17:19:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mith)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/21 "2003-01-13T13:46:09Z")
I don’t think I have a problem with drinking but… I have a problem. with food. What’s the poop on VW engine oil? Tempura Tempura ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/22 "2003-01-13T14:51:23Z")
Please post descriptive titles when starting threads Love Please post descriptive titles when starting threads creationism ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/23 "2003-01-13T16:19:30Z")
Not that disturbing, but… (from MPSIMS) Ask the Cop What CAN’T you do? ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/24 "2003-01-13T17:06:17Z")
So true…from MPSIMS: What always makes you laugh time and again? INCREDIBLY disturbing sequential threads ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/25 "2003-01-13T18:13:43Z")
What CAN’T you do? I Can’t Stand My Neighbors!!! Well… Should i retake the SAT? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/26 "2003-01-13T18:16:34Z")
Can just anybody up and become a writer–and not starve? Utterly loathsome books ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/27 "2003-01-13T18:26:50Z")
Not disturbing but funny, both in the Pit: Hey, Chumpsky, how about you enlighten us. Here comes the Bullshit ---
**Author:** ![Enki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@Enki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enki)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/28 "2003-01-13T18:36:53Z")
Here in MPSIMS Death, gently insistent, stands knocking at the door. Hello. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/29 "2003-01-13T18:49:51Z")
Does anybody here make money just sitting on the can? Ask the Cop ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/30 "2003-01-13T20:02:27Z")
You Dumb@$$ Banned Members Unban Satan! SO, can I be unbanned? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/31 "2003-01-14T01:42:48Z")
What always makes you laugh time and again? My father is in the hospital Both OPs by DAVEW0071 :laughing, ducking and running: ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/32 "2003-01-14T02:11:59Z")
Blast, I looked all over MPSIMS for a Sequential Thread Thread _just_ to put Dave’s thing. Humph. insincere things you say to kids who have a minor injury hello wedding pics I thought I’d share… What always makes you laugh time and again? Ya know what our scarves need? Nipples. Ask the Children’s Book Editor Would my cat kill me if he could? My cat did it to me again Moderators funniest responses Raise Your Weapons To Wave Our Supreme Commander! ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/33 "2003-01-14T15:20:59Z")
Perhaps a bit _too_ disturbing, but: **Stupidest Porn Spam Titles - what have you got in YOUR inbox?** **Ask the Children’s Book Editor** ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/34 "2003-01-14T15:38:41Z")
Right here in MPSIMS: Our very own massacree. Best dinner this week! :eek: Fava beans and chianti, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/35 "2003-01-14T17:29:34Z")
MPSIMS: What’s the poop on VW engine oil? Best dinner this week! ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/36 "2003-01-14T18:02:42Z")
You knew this was going to happen. Right here in MPSIMS: ``` I just walked in on my parents wedding pics I thought I'd share..... ``` No, thank you! ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/37 "2003-01-14T18:53:28Z")
MPSIMS What makes you laugh time and time again? What were your wedding vows? Made me giggle. By the way, this thread is hilarious. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/38 "2003-01-14T18:55:18Z")
I just walked in on my parents I went into the wrong bathroom ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/39 "2003-01-14T19:07:01Z")
Sorry, had to post another one. Just now in MPSIMS The Second Annual Blood Drive Challenge! Our very own massacree! ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/40 "2003-01-14T19:13:06Z")
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