# INCREDIBLY disturbing sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973 "2003-01-11T17:19:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/41 "2003-01-14T19:13:48Z")
Which God are you? Ask the Children’s Book Editor ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/42 "2003-01-14T19:36:35Z")
Not a thread, but along the same line, in my Hotmail account this morning: PUSSY POUNDERS What do you do in an emergecy? ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/43 "2003-01-14T19:42:17Z")
Is it OK for a man to cry ? Did you get your flu shot? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/44 "2003-01-14T20:33:53Z")
\*\*Guess where I have to Shave? Why do Men fear Castration?\*\* Now _that’s_ a disturbing sequence. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/45 "2003-01-14T20:36:04Z")
Now playing in MPSIMS (aka The Pink PussyCat Theater): Wedding Pictures I Must Share… Stupidest Porn Spam Titles ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/46 "2003-01-14T21:34:52Z")
And now for post 2400… I’m not cut out for this I Just Walked In on my Parents ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/47 "2003-01-14T21:41:36Z")
Right now: I went into the Men’s bathroom today Raise your Weapons to Wave our Superior Commander! ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/48 "2003-01-14T23:56:52Z")
These are several weeks old, but I’d written them down in anticipation of this very thread : R-R-R-R! Power Tools and the Big “O” Lesbian banned from gym class. I paid a woman to inflict pain and mutilation on me Help me guess her size, please!!! ---
**Author:** ![g8rguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@g8rguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/g8rguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/49 "2003-01-15T00:27:47Z")
Here in MPSIMS: Creationist museum looks familiar I either need new glasses or a new brain… ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/50 "2003-01-15T00:30:30Z")
Also here in MPSIMS: My father is in the hospital Make sure he doesn’t steal anything ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/51 "2003-01-15T03:45:22Z")
In MPSIMS right now… I just walked in on my parents What always makes you laugh time and time again? ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/52 "2003-01-15T03:50:13Z")
From Cafe Society… What’s your favorite Hitchcock film? Shut Up! Also from Cafe Society… Help me identify this horrible book What’s your favorite book? ---
**Author:** ![g8rguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@g8rguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/g8rguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/53 "2003-01-15T04:58:41Z")
Not too awful, but here in MPSIMS again: What were your wedding vows? My Boyfriend Proposed, So I Broke Up With Him ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/54 "2003-01-15T05:23:52Z")
I hesitate to put this here, since it wasn’t strictly sequential, but it was so close I think it still has to count: Why is Tarzan Beardless? I have to shave What?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/55 "2003-01-15T05:48:27Z")
What NOT to say when getting your dog out of the kennel Raise Your Weapons To Wave Our Supreme Commander! ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/56 "2003-01-15T19:55:17Z")
There are some thread titles that are just prone to disturbing combinations: MEN: Those Unsightly Nose Hairs I have to shave what?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/57 "2003-01-15T20:51:09Z")
Both MPSIMS (the first one fits the “incredibly disturbing” category): Stupidest Porn Spam Titles - what have you got in YOUR inbox? WTF?! 1 student at my school dead, two siblings of students dead What always makes you laugh time and again? Bathroom comments! ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/58 "2003-01-15T21:49:01Z")
Earlier in MPSIMS Never Misunderestimate George Bush Make sure he doesn’t steal anything - huh?? ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/59 "2003-01-15T22:10:37Z")
Bubonic Plaque samples stolen from Texas Tech? Never Misunderestimate George Bush ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/60 "2003-01-15T23:28:10Z")
If the universe really is infinite, then… Rape, Yes, Yes, Yes, um. No. Rape? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973.md?page=4)