# INCREDIBLY disturbing sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973 "2003-01-11T17:19:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/81 "2003-01-18T08:15:43Z")

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In the Pit

Unhand my Pickle!  
I’m the Funnel Fairy

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**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/82 "2003-01-18T11:43:28Z")

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Here

Evil, Evil Easter Bunny  
What jobs involve virtually no contact with others?

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**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/83 "2003-01-18T15:04:01Z")

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My SO is so hot.  
Turning ten.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/84 "2003-01-20T00:41:01Z")

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Wooo Hooo Hooo!!!  
I think my cat’s leg is broken

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/85 "2003-01-20T04:12:57Z")

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What did the Navajo guy say to CSM in The X-Files?  
MST3K quote!

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**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/86 "2003-01-20T13:09:02Z")

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Bathroom comments  
Let stand for 5 minutes

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/87 "2003-01-20T18:32:15Z")

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Todays vulgarity daily double from the Pit:

Go give a dog a blow job, you semen encrusted fuckhat.  
Again, I register my dissatisfaction, you yak-humping toadspawn!

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**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/88 "2003-01-20T20:28:33Z")

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From the “It’s just wrong!” department, in Cafe Society:

**What happens to the Hobbit actors now?  
Trebuchets!**

Yes, Hollywood can be a cruel place…but not nearly as cruel as New Zealand, apparently…

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/89 "2003-01-21T00:14:38Z")

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Over in Great Debates we have  
Bush approval rating continues to fall  
What’s next after Iraq?  
Why does France have nukes?

looks like the French are in for it now.

Cheers, Keithy

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**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/90 "2003-01-21T00:58:52Z")

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ATMB:

Penises & underage posters  
In there

GD:

What’s your plan for Iraq after the war?  
What if I don’t WANT eternal life?

What’s next after Iraq?  
Why does France have nukes?

IMHO:

Product changes for the worse  
Pro Taliban Site

MPSIMS:

Charlotte Dopefest: Interested?  
The Devil’s Dayplanner

The BBQ Pit:

Rude Moderators  
Rude Moderators

Early morning thoughts of homicide  
I am sick of Saudi Arabia!

An open letter to all theme park morons  
I hate dealing with you people

To my brother, the cunt…  
Unhand my pickle

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**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/91 "2003-01-21T04:17:32Z")

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MPSIMS Time:

Three Lies and A Truth  
Is Selling Cars A Decnt (sic) Job?

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**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/92 "2003-02-03T15:00:33Z")

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One from IMHO:

Fraternity & sorority people, let’s hear your voice!  
How many partners have you had?

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**Author:** ![acrossthesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@acrossthesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/acrossthesea)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/93 "2003-02-03T16:24:11Z")

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These are from the usenet newsgroup alt.music.nirvana:  
Bigger vagina in just 3 days!  
Super!  
I think…  
Satan loves you all!

Wanted:  
Yankee pig-eaters  
(that one’s my personal favorite.)

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/94 "2003-02-03T17:31:05Z")

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I think I’m gonna be a super genius now.  
Yup, that pretty much sums up Texas

If only!

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**Author:** ![universe.zip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@universe.zip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/universe.zip)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/95 "2003-02-03T19:14:43Z")

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MPSIMS

So…Whose your Valentine gonna be?  
The Astronauts´ Remains

**I´m so so sorry… but I can´t help laughing…**

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**Author:** ![lachesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@lachesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lachesis)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/96 "2003-02-03T19:50:11Z")

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maybe my political bias is showing, but…

now playing in the MPSIMS

Signs spotted at Jan 03 Washington DC Peace Rally…  
Yup, that pretty much sums up Texas

😉

lachesis

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incredibly-disturbing-sequential-threads/147973/97 "2003-02-04T14:36:44Z")

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In the BBQ Pit Currently:

Yeah, Ben, America is freaking out because you’re boffing a brown girl.

She’s only 12!  
Now that’s _disturbing!!!_  
😃

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