# Incubus is douchebag

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incubus-is-douchebag/694247
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [July 28, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incubus-is-douchebag/694247 "2014-07-28T15:20:45Z")
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### Author: ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/incubus-is-douchebag/694247/55 "2014-07-28T18:58:51Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I suppose giving a troll a pit thread is exactly what they want. But at least this will be entertaining.

Yeah, he’s trolling. Here are his recent posts in threads that have nothing to do with weight.

> [@X is the something-est number](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/x-is-the-something-est-number/694190/17):
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> 0 is the fattest number. It should go on a diet. Lazy zero, sitting around doing nothing and insisting its size is due to ‘genetics’ :rolleyes:

> [@question about what to talk about to a woman when you want to date her](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-what-to-talk-about-to-a-woman-when-you-want-to-date-her/694112/19):
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> Ask them how much they weigh. Women that are self-conscious will deflect the question, respond with aggresion, or throw their drink in your face.
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> Women that are truly confident about their bodies will tell you the number, even if its some embarassingly huge number. But in my experience, I haven’t gotten a straight answer from any woman who ended up weighing more than 160 lbs. It says a lot about their hangups and problems in life.

> [@What stupid thing did you do as a kid for which you were caught and punished?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-stupid-thing-did-you-do-as-a-kid-for-which-you-were-caught-and-punished/694069/8):
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> For making elephant noises when watching a large woman struggle to get out of her rascal scooter.

> [@When is it okay to call a woman a slut?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-is-it-okay-to-call-a-woman-a-slut/693883/78):
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> When the woman weighs over 300lbs but is trying way, way too hard to look sexy?

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