# Indiana Jones And The Comfortable Chair **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517 "2002-07-05T18:12:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/61 "2002-07-13T21:41:43Z")
_Indiana Jones forgets what day of the week it is and mistakenly worries that ‘Matlock’ got cancelled_ ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/62 "2002-07-13T23:17:32Z")
_Indiana Jones And The Fearful Prostate Exam_ ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/63 "2002-07-14T05:45:09Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Ya-Ya Sisterhood_ _Indiana Jones: The Last Rolaid_ _Raiders of the Lost Lawrence Welk Baton_ ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/64 "2002-07-14T07:35:56Z")
_Indiana Jones And The Over Worked Franchise Of Doom_ ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/65 "2002-07-14T10:20:32Z")
_Indiana Jones Sits in a Recliner and Can’t Get Out Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids with Their “Rock-and-Roll” Indiana Jones and Hemerrhoid Ring of Doom Indiana Jones Forgets that he’s Already Wearing his Hat, and Tears the House Apart_ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/66 "2002-07-14T13:10:47Z")
_Indiana Jones has Fallen And he Can’t Get Up Indiana Jones and the Lost MedAlert Bracelet_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/67 "2002-07-14T19:12:08Z")
\*Indiana Jones meets Diverticulitis Indiana Jones and the Bedsores of Doom Indiana Jones and the Stuff That’s Too Expensive Nowadays\* ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/68 "2002-07-15T02:34:41Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed_ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/69 "2002-07-15T04:50:54Z")
Dammit, I love the trilogy. Hell, Indy’s one of my heroes. As much as it pains me to say it: \*Raiders of the Lost Poligrip Temple of Social Security Indiana Jones and the Last Pension Crusade\* I’m looking forward to the movie. Not Flockhart, but the movie. . . Tripler “I’m going after that plane. . .” “How?” "I dunno, I’m making this up as I go along. . . " ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/70 "2002-07-15T06:59:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by t-keela \* > \*\*How 'bout Indiana Jones makes another $20 million bucks…even if the movie sucks! \*\* $20 million?!?! It’ll make that in a DAY! Battlefield Earth made more money than that. I will stake the farm it makes $100 million domestically the first WEEK…and international will bump that up - even is if it as bad as the second film in the series. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/71 "2002-07-15T07:13:42Z")
Indiana Jones in _Retired, My Ass, Bring Me My Whip!_ And, because, as I said before, Harrison Ford is sexy as hell and I’d curl up with him in a comfy chair any time: _Indiana Jones and the Sex Cult of Elderly Beauties_ _Indiana Jones and the Myth of Viagra_ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/72 "2002-07-15T12:50:33Z")
\*Indiana Jones… and the Last Bandaid and the Lost Crochet Needle and the Last Bathroom Break Raiders… of the Last Drug Cabinet of the State-run Nursing Home of the Late Night Fridge - ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/73 "2002-07-15T13:41:56Z")
Actually, **Kallessa** , it’ll be: _Who Hid My Whip? I’ll Find It, Dagnabbit!_ or _Indiana Jones And The Erectile Dysfunction Of Doom_ with a cameo by Bob “Down Boy” Dole. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/74 "2002-07-15T14:15:32Z")
I don’t know Harrison Ford is still getting laid more than I am. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/75 "2002-07-15T14:42:16Z")
But it’s Calista Flockhart. Sooner or later, he’ll roll over in bed one night, and that’ll be the end of her. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/76 "2002-07-15T14:49:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by widdershins \* > \*\*But it’s Calista Flockhart. Sooner or later, he’ll roll over in bed one night, and that’ll be the end of her. \*\* …and there was much rejoicing. (yaaay) ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/77 "2002-07-15T20:25:38Z")
DMARK Actually, I was referring to Ford making 20 mil. The movie!!! you're right, it'll probably make at least a hundred mil and I’d be willing to bet most of our fellow critics will see the movie (at cinema or video) and contribute their $$$ as well. me included, I’ll go see if “Junior’s Lost in the Dark” ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/78 "2002-07-15T21:27:46Z")
_Indiana Jones and the 14 trips to the bathroom every night_ ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/79 "2002-07-15T21:28:51Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Walk Up Hill Both Ways in Three Feet of Snow_ ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/80 "2002-07-15T21:59:32Z")
\*Indiana Jones and the Mallwalkers Crusade Indiana Jones Forgets the Point of His Story Indiana Jones and the Horrid Golf Pants Indiana Jones Gets Snaked Out of His Life Savings Indy Checks Out\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517.md?page=5)