# Indiana Jones And The Comfortable Chair **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517 "2002-07-05T18:12:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/81 "2002-07-15T22:40:58Z")
Ha! I said “Snaked” and didn’t even get my own joke! Here’s another one: _Dude, Where’s My Whip?_ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/82 "2002-07-16T01:00:52Z")
- Raiders of the Lost PoliGrip Indiana Jones and the Temple of Matlock Indiana Jones and the Last Recognizable Memory.\* Tripler Bring Marion back. She was a fox. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/83 "2002-07-16T02:48:56Z")
_Indiana Jones starts for the kitchen to get a snack, gets sidetracked, and forgets why he got up at all and has to go back and sit down again_ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2002, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/84 "2002-07-16T05:02:07Z")
Hey, did you guys see tonight’s Jay Leno? Harrison Ford tried to crack a bullwhip, but ended up knocking his glass of ice water off of Jay’s desk and all over the sofa. 😃 Tripler That poor old bastard. . . ---
**Author:** ![Skewbald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Skewbald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skewbald)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2002, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/85 "2002-07-16T14:05:47Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Hemorrhoid Donut of Doom_ _Indiana Jones and the um… where am I? Who are you? What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?_ _Indiana Jones and the epic quest of the lost reading glasses only to discover that they were resting on his forhead all along._ ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/86 "2002-07-19T17:56:04Z")
\*Raiders of the Lost Senior Discount Indiana Jones and the Pull My Finger Ploy Indiana Jones and the Prostate Exam of Doom\* ---
**Author:** ![evilhanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba8739/32.png) [@evilhanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhanz)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/87 "2002-07-19T20:53:42Z")
Raiders of the Lost Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstake Entries Indiana Jones and the Temple of 50 Cats Indiana Jones and the Last Bowl of Lime Jello ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/88 "2002-07-20T01:54:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DMark \* > \*\*“Grumpy Old Indiana Jones” > (But in reality, I think Harrison Ford will do just fine…besides, would you all rather see Pauly Shore take over the role?) \*\* Of course not. But who else here thinks Guy Pearce would look great in the fedora? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/89 "2002-07-20T02:04:00Z")
Good thing I’m NOT making action movies, else I’d start thinking of having myself cryonically preserved already, rather than know my public is thinking of me like this 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/90 "2002-07-20T03:05:59Z")
Let’s see, if there’s an idea that Indy would be fighting commies as part of this thing, and if you consider the arc of time that would have passed since just-pre WWII from the original movies, then we could have: _Raiders of the Lost Generation Indiana Jones and the Pink and Blue bathroom Indiana Jones and the Joe McCarthy Crusade of doom Indiana Jones: Leering at Bobbie-Soxers_ ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/91 "2002-07-20T06:13:44Z")
Indiana Jones and the Stiffy of Doom (Indy O.D.'s on Viagra) Indiana Jones : Finders of the Lost Car (In a mall parking lot) ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/92 "2002-07-20T06:16:01Z")
Oh, and… Indiana Jones and the Last Depends ---
**Author:** ![taliesin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@taliesin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taliesin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/93 "2002-07-20T07:06:38Z")
Is this horse dead yet? I sure hope not. Cause I wanna give it a shot in the kidneys before it goes:D _Indiana Jones and the enlarged prostate that won’t quit._ [I}Indiana Jones and the friggin’ kids next door. Indiana Jones and mediciney smell of doom.\* And how about tv show about an anorexic no-talent actoress who is shacking up with an aging hunk actor. comedy ensues. Oh wait that is real life. Damn I could sold that one to the WB. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/94 "2002-07-20T14:36:20Z")
Anyone else predict this will be the “Phantom Menace” of the Indy series? It can’t possibly live up to the first trilogy, but people will have tremedously high expectations that can only be unsatisfied. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/95 "2002-07-20T15:51:52Z")
Judging from this thread, doesn’t sound like expectations are very high. 😉 _Raiders of the Lost Libido_ _Indiana Jones and the Temple with the Thermostat Set Way Too High_ ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/96 "2002-07-21T06:42:49Z")
Old Indy? Fuck, this thread should have died days ago. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/97 "2002-07-21T06:51:45Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Bowel Obstruction_ _Indiana Jones Doesn’t Like the Look of Those Teenagers_ ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/98 "2002-07-21T18:57:22Z")
\*Indiana Jones and the HoverRound Chair of Doom The Temple of Old Useless Crap the Indy Should’ve Gotten Rid of a Long Tim Ago Indiana Jones, the Young Nurse, and the Viagra Bottle Full of Tic-Tacs\* I certainly think tje movie has potential, but I also doubt that it will live up to that potential. Did anyone else see Harrison Ford on Conan the other night? He was talking about K-19 and he sounded high or something. He also said he would love doing a movie like Dumb and Bumber, which shocked the hell out of me. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/99 "2002-07-21T22:25:03Z")
[http://www.teemingmillions.com/indianajones.html](http://www.teemingmillions.com/indianajones.html) I’ve been adding them every few days. The list is hilarious to read over!! ---
**Author:** ![7string](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@7string](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7string)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-comfortable-chair/117517/100 "2002-07-21T22:31:20Z")
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