# Indiana Jones and The...um, Empire of the... uh something something **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 15, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134 "2009-09-15T02:50:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134/61 "2009-09-17T18:48:05Z")
Indiana Jones and the Myocardial Infarction ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134/62 "2009-09-17T21:55:52Z")
_Indiana Jones and 120 Days of Sodom!_ (What?! Why do you think he carries a whip?!) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134/63 "2009-09-17T23:30:50Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Yeah. Wow. Really? She wasn’t just there as Spielberg’s girlfriend? > > Nope - can’t get my head around it. Was she sleeping with Harrison Ford? The role was written the way that she played it. She wasn’t playing herself. Blame the writer and director, don’t blame the actress. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134/64 "2009-09-17T23:56:02Z")
You know what complaint I’m surprised I never hear about _Crystal skull_? The scene in the ruins of some cemetery where Indy **shoots what looks like a ten year-old in the face**. Granted, the kid was trying to kill him, but dude, that was a little kid you just killed. At least pause for a moment and ponder about the meaning of life or something, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134/65 "2009-09-18T00:03:41Z")
You kiddin? Indiana Jones was a mass murderer only surpassed by that Jessica Fletcher chick in [Cabot cove](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086765/) Think of all the Nazis that needlessly died at his hand, or casual neglect (hey guys, don’t open that box, umkay?) Some little kid in underoos and mommie’s makup wouldn’t make him miss breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134/66 "2009-09-18T01:04:04Z")
> [@Sr\_Siete](#): > > You know what complaint I’m surprised I never hear about _Crystal skull_? The scene in the ruins of some cemetery where Indy **shoots what looks like a ten year-old in the face**. Granted, the kid was trying to kill him, but dude, that was a little kid you just killed. At least pause for a moment and ponder about the meaning of life or something, you know? That was a kid? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134/67 "2009-09-18T01:11:35Z")
Here’s the real Indy 4: [![](https://histrionliterario.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/pc-indiana-jones-fate-of-atlantis.jpg) ](https://histrionliterario.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/pc-indiana-jones-fate-of-atlantis.jpg) Great game too. Great puzzles, interesting script, etc. etc. At the time, the rumor was that the game was made based on an unused shooting script. I guess you can look at it two ways: 1. Anyone who played the game got the real Indy 4. 2. Everybody who paid to watch Indy 4 (2008) got screwed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and-the-um-empire-of-the-uh-something-something/510134.md?page=3)