# Indiana Jones and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** movies\ **Created:** [August 30, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348 "2023-08-30T15:04:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/41 "2023-09-01T14:37:47Z")
The ChatGPT thing does always make these sorts of thing weirdly unspecific doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/42 "2023-09-01T14:37:57Z")
Very good ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/43 "2023-09-01T15:14:22Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > > [@CalMeacham](#): > > > > Why? Because he’s getting _old_, and they need to youthen him up for future movies. > > Indiana Jones and the Blue Box more like Indiana Jones and the Blue Pill. Or how about :- Indiana Jones and the Legend of Stonehenge …in which our hero discovers the real purpose of stonehenge, and why it was never fulfilled … _or was it ?_ ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/44 "2023-09-01T17:42:14Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Or, if you want to get away from a MacGuffin storyline, how about there’s a conspiracy to destroy the Dome of the Rock so that the Third Temple could be built. Imagine the conspirators are fanatical Jews and Christians who believe that this is a necessary step to the Resurrection. This was sort of the plot to a Tom Robbins novel. So how about **Indiana Jones, Skinny Legs And All**? 😅 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/45 "2023-09-01T20:51:22Z")
_Indiana Jones and The Crucible of The Reverse Mortgage_ ---
**Author:** ![Galactus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galactus/32/3581_2.png) [@Galactus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galactus)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/46 "2023-09-02T02:43:54Z")
Indiana Jones and The Call of Cthulhu. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/47 "2023-09-03T21:03:57Z")
Indiana Jones and the Contractual Obligation. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/48 "2023-09-05T14:02:02Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Indiana Jones and The Crucible of The Reverse Mortgage With Tom Selleck as an aging Patrick O’Malley from _High Road To China_ (itself, of course, an Indy clone). ---
**Author:** ![FlikTheBlue](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fliktheblue/32/10972_2.png) [@FlikTheBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlikTheBlue)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/49 "2023-09-05T23:31:50Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Ok, hands up, how many of you cheated and used AI for these? I wouldn’t cheat with using AI to come up with the idea, but it would be useful in the execution of what I want to see. An Indiana Jones with Humphrey Bogart as Indy. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/50 "2023-09-06T00:53:19Z")
Who’s this guy named Al? I have two friends named Al but I didn’t use them. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/51 "2023-09-06T05:04:04Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth The year is 1964. Indy is searching for the Fountain of Youth in Central Florida. He tries to visit various dig sites, but is stopped at every turn by developers buying up all the land for miles around. It doesn’t seem to be a coincidence. After a bit of sleuthing, Indy discovers that all the buyers are part of a secret cabal, headed by a single individual. Indy races to find the Fountain before his latest nemesis can complete his insidious plan. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/52 "2023-09-06T05:32:40Z")
Plot twist: that individual is Walt Disney. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/53 "2023-09-06T05:49:46Z")
Don’t tell anyone. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/54 "2023-09-06T11:46:16Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > After a bit of sleuthing, Indy discovers that all the buyers are part of a secret cabal, headed by a single individual. Indy races to find the Fountain before his latest nemesis can complete his insidious plan. Naah – needs more travel, more globe-hopping. Have Indy pursue this individual to Southern California, or Paris, or Tokyo, or Hong Kong or Shanghai. _Then_ maybe you’d have something. ---
**Author:** ![slicedalone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slicedalone/32/12515_2.png) [@slicedalone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slicedalone)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/55 "2023-09-06T11:56:58Z")
**Indiana Jones and The Colostomy Bag of Doom** Indy finds himself awakening from a long coma in a mysterious hospital, encumbered by all sorts of strange medical apparatuses and attended to by doctors and nurses who pay no attention to his questions and his remarks. He plans his escape from the hospital but is foiled at every turn by his own bodily weakness and frailty. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/56 "2023-10-07T21:11:36Z")
I can’t remember the book for sure, or author, but I do remember a thriller which involved peril to the Kaaba. The good guy agency involved had to comb their ranks for Muslims so they could go into Mecca. The group didn’t want to committ a sacrilege. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/57 "2023-10-08T02:21:20Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Hints about the Amber Room (sequel of course). I can’t say ninja’d when I’m more than a week late, but I find the Amber Room fascinating. If you’re wanting something Nordic, wasn’t there a never empty drinking horn? ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/58 "2023-10-08T03:13:58Z")
**Indiana Jones and the great grandchild’s Temple of Doom Lego set.** The missing piece is the MacGuffin. After giving up he steps on it barefooted. Fade to black as he curses. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/59 "2023-10-08T04:21:06Z")
Perfect ending. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348/60 "2023-10-08T04:34:03Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Bone of Contention._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/indiana-jones-and/989348.md?page=2)