# ineedthetruth are you a troll? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937 "2014-08-19T20:55:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/21 "2014-08-19T23:43:38Z")
> [@ineedthetruth](#): > > Dude if I was a troll I could do better than those trust me. Those are all real concerns and I think if you read each thread you will see that. Some people might say I am paranoid and maybe its a true a little. But every post has a legit reason behind it. I did research on all of it and yes some of it may seem unlikely. But each situation is a real concern. I am really concerned that these threads fall just short of being hilariously entertaining. There is real potential here, but not enough effort is being put into the original posts. They need a special twist. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/22 "2014-08-19T23:45:12Z")
> [@ineedthetruth](#): > > Those are all real concerns No they’re not. Either go see a fucking doctor already, or shut the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/23 "2014-08-19T23:52:38Z")
> [@ineedthetruth](#): > > Dude if I was a troll I could do better than those trust me. I’ve seen the threads and thought the same, but that^ right there, that’s the proof. Troll or nutjob, no one here can help him. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/24 "2014-08-19T23:57:16Z")
I’ve been doing some praying and I believe the Holy Spirit has spoken to me. Maybe if you listen to some uplifting music it will sooth your heart and make you not afraid. or maybe some uplifting scripture. Quothe the Lord through his prophet R. Williams > [@](#): > > Two Jews walk into a bar… Amen. May God Bless you and Him Always. 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/25 "2014-08-20T00:13:14Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > No, no, no. > > He doesn’t need to see “the rapists”. He needs to see “therapists”. That extra space can be a real bugger. Or the grapist. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/26 "2014-08-20T00:31:13Z")
Perhaps start with the anal grape and work up to the corn. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/27 "2014-08-20T00:41:08Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Or the grapist. Wow, that takes me back. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/28 "2014-08-20T01:05:43Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I’m not sure whether I should be offended or flattered that you seem to believe we are all experts on anal rape. Surely someone on this board is familiar with the ins and outs of the topic. ---
**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/29 "2014-08-20T01:41:58Z")
Maybe he is the star of a new reality tv show based on the Final Destination movies? ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/30 "2014-08-20T01:46:43Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Caesin is not dairy free, you fuckers! Whoa! I had to do quite the search to find out WTF this is [referencing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16105325&postcount=18). Do you have some kind of speed-sorted database? Or is there some other reason a thread from a year and a half ago would be so uppermost in your mind? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/31 "2014-08-20T02:19:39Z")
His anal rape thread was extremely similar to a letter that Dan Savage printed less than a week before his post. At first I thought he was recycling Savage material for his schtick, but then it occurred to me that maybe he was trolling Dan Savage as well. I dunno and barely care enough to write this post. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/32 "2014-08-20T02:41:16Z")
I don’t know. If someone truly had these many potentially medically-related concerns and they weren’t a bit wackadoodle, then I think they’d keep most of it to themselves or seek medical advice. Because he posts all of these issues on a message board and then argues against seeking medical advice, I am forced to conclude wackadoodle. Reading a few of his threads, my first thought was hypochondria, but no. A hypochondriac would be driving a real medical professional nuts in real life. This? This is something else. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/33 "2014-08-20T03:00:05Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > Whoa! I had to do quite the search to find out WTF this is [referencing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16105325&postcount=18). > Do you have some kind of speed-sorted database? > > Or is there some other reason a thread from a year and a half ago would be so uppermost in your mind? Are you not familiar with **BigT**? The Whitest of White Knights around these parts that said this message board is his entire life, thinks being mean to people on the Internet will literally kill them, had to learn how to masturbate via a written manual, and literally lives in his mother’s basement. The thread being referenced was notable because it involved a fully grown human being calling his own parents fuckers for not buying the right milk for him when they did his grocery shopping for him. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/34 "2014-08-20T03:51:44Z")
I bet **ineedthetruth** has WebMD bookmarked. He’s a paranoid wackadoodle. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/35 "2014-08-20T04:22:21Z")
And people _really_ need to stop telling him to see a doctor. Shit ain’t happening. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/36 "2014-08-20T04:47:46Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Shit ain’t happening. I’d try prune juice first. But really, a trip to the doctor might be in order if you keep having trouble. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/37 "2014-08-20T11:38:14Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > Whoa! I had to do quite the search to find out WTF this is [referencing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16105325&postcount=18). > Do you have some kind of speed-sorted database? > > Or is there some other reason a thread from a year and a half ago would be so uppermost in your mind? I know the classics. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/38 "2014-08-20T11:40:24Z")
> [@GrandWino](#): > > Are you not familiar with **BigT**? The Whitest of White Knights around these parts that said this message board is his entire life, thinks being mean to people on the Internet will literally kill them, had to learn how to masturbate via a written manual, and literally lives in his mother’s basement. The thread being referenced was notable because it involved a fully grown human being calling his own parents fuckers for not buying the right milk for him when they did his grocery shopping for him. And in another eight months, he’s going to post the MOST devastating comeback… ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/39 "2014-08-20T11:44:51Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Surely someone on this board is familiar with the ins and outs of the topic. He’s preparing his paper towel tube as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/40 "2014-08-20T11:56:17Z")
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