# ineedthetruth are you a troll? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937 "2014-08-19T20:55:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/61 "2014-08-20T18:51:19Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Also I must confess, I’m a little disturbed that that image of Barney Fife showed up in a thread that discusses anal rape so much. That is a combination that should not exist in my mind at any time. _“You gotta nip it… nip it in the butt.”_ ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/62 "2014-08-20T20:07:27Z")
> [@GrandWino](#): > > Are you not familiar with **BigT**? The Whitest of White Knights around these parts that said this message board is his entire life, thinks being mean to people on the Internet will literally kill them, had to learn how to masturbate via a written manual, and literally lives in his mother’s basement. The thread being referenced was notable because it involved a fully grown human being calling his own parents fuckers for not buying the right milk for him when they did his grocery shopping for him. I pitted a supposed nutritional expert at the local health food store for not knowing the difference between dairy and lactose. The rest of what you say is about equally exaggerated. I guess I could defend each and every thing you’ve said but what’s the point? The casein comment is legitimately funny, especially out of context. Why let one diarrhea incrusted rotting taint ruin a perfectly good thread? And, yes, **ineedthetruth** is probably a troll. As I said in another thread, he’s trying to be a hypochondriac who is afraid to go to the doctor. Those don’t usually mix. Kinda like **GrandWino** and independent thought, really. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/63 "2014-08-20T21:01:35Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Here’s the[Fife](http://forums.androidcentral.com/attachments/samsung-galaxy-s3/63271d1363369114t-random-social-chit-chat-barney-fife.jpg). I’ll go you one [better](http://www.eborg3.com/Facebook/054-BarneyFife-Tattoos.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/64 "2014-08-20T23:53:44Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Why let one diarrhea incrusted rotting taint ruin a perfectly good thread? Ugh, thanks for the image. Where’s the puking smiley when you need it? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/65 "2014-08-21T01:45:10Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I pitted a supposed nutritional expert at the local health food store for not knowing the difference between dairy and lactose. The rest of what you say is about equally exaggerated. > > I guess I could defend each and every thing you’ve said but what’s the point? The casein comment is legitimately funny, especially out of context. Thanks for being cool about it. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/66 "2014-08-21T07:30:59Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > Whoa! I had to do quite the search to find out WTF this is [referencing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16105325&postcount=18). > Do you have some kind of speed-sorted database? > > Or is there some other reason a thread from a year and a half ago would be so uppermost in your mind? Dude, someone needs to clue you in. You must think there are so many coincidences going on. > [@BigT](#): > > And, yes, **ineedthetruth** is probably a troll. As I said in another thread, he’s trying to be a hypochondriac who is afraid to go to the doctor. Those don’t usually mix. I’ve known a hypochondriac who was afraid to go to the doctor. They don’t believe the doctor anyway, so they feel it’s futile to go. The common symptom is that they can’t be reassured. I hope that **inneedthetruth** gets some counseling or medical help. ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/67 "2014-08-21T17:52:49Z")
If only Jack Nickelson would stop by to tell **ineedthetruth** : [_You can’t handle the truth_!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXoNE14U_zM) ---
**Author:** ![orangeapples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@orangeapples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orangeapples)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/68 "2014-08-21T21:47:35Z")
> [@dba\_Fred](#): > > If only Jack Nickelson would stop by to tell **ineedthetruth** : [_You can’t handle the truth_!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXoNE14U_zM) I have to admit, that took me a bit. My first thought was, “What’s [golf](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Nicklaus) got to do with this?” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/69 "2014-08-21T21:51:21Z")
> [@dba\_Fred](#): > > Nickelson Nicholson ---
**Author:** ![Nickel\_Please](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Nickel\_Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickel_Please)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/70 "2014-08-21T23:41:25Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > ineedthethruth has initiated a total of seven threads during his year and a half as a registered user here. > > #1 - [Root canal](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=683540) > #2 - [Growth concerns](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=700024) > #3 - [Testosterone supplements impact on voice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=705138) > #4 - [Root canals part deux](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=682627) > #5 - [Kissed by a girl with cold sores](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=727240) > #6 -[Anal rape mystery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=730918) > #7 - [Stranger danger and being cut](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=731436) > [@ineedthetruth](#): > > I am no where near a troll. These are all legitimate concerns if you read them. Sir, that is a bunch of baloney. Unless, you live in a third world country. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/71 "2014-08-22T11:32:13Z")
> [@Nickel\_Please](#): > > Sir, that is a bunch of baloney. Pot kettle much? ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/72 "2014-08-22T12:51:51Z")
> [@orangeapples](#): > > I have to admit, that took me a bit. My first thought was, “What’s [golf](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Nicklaus) got to do with this?” 🙂 > [@Omar\_Little](#): > > Nicholson English isn’t my first language … baby talk was my first language. Well \ Both do “teed off” well. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/73 "2014-08-27T08:54:13Z")
Guys I am not a troll. I have just had a rough year. Its been a real bad year for me thats all. I have had a death in my family too and much more. I dont post about everything here. I just read the replies and want people to know my concerns are 100% valid. I guess I can be a worrier sometimes but these issues warrant worries and each one has proven cases. ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/74 "2014-08-27T13:16:49Z")
“_Sometimes_”? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/75 "2014-08-27T14:27:15Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > … > 4 - Barbara Walters on Crack How dare you besmirch the good name of Crack! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/76 "2014-08-27T16:57:32Z")
> [@ineedthetruth](#): > > Guys I am not a troll. I have just had a rough year. Its been a real bad year for me thats all. I have had a death in my family too and much more. I dont post about everything here. > > I just read the replies and want people to know my concerns are 100% valid. I guess I can be a worrier sometimes but these issues warrant worries and each one has proven cases. There have been no proven cases of anal rape resulting in a root canal infected with HIV. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/77 "2014-08-27T17:33:41Z")
> [@simster](#): > > There have been no proven cases of anal rape resulting in a root canal infected with HIV. So you admit it’s still possible! We just don’t know for sure. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/78 "2014-08-27T17:42:29Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > So you admit it’s still possible! We just don’t know for sure. I admit nothing… ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/79 "2014-08-27T18:24:39Z")
> [@ineedthetruth](#): > > I dont post about everything here. You should post about how your girlfriend of 4 years turned out to be a guy. That would make an interesting thread. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937/80 "2014-08-27T18:54:21Z")
> [@ineedthetruth](#): > > Guys I am not a troll. I have just had a rough year. Its been a real bad year for me thats all. I have had a death in my family too and much more. I dont post about everything here. > > I just read the replies and want people to know my concerns are 100% valid. I guess I can be a worrier sometimes but these issues warrant worries and each one has proven cases. So 5 days after the thread dead a natural death, you wake it up to re-iterate that you’re not a troll? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ineedthetruth-are-you-a-troll/695937.md?page=5)