Hey, don’t discount the Joker. He’s been known to pull a boner or two in his time.
And all of us who chose comic-reading over maturity-attaining get that reference…
Speaking of bats, don’t forget The Ten-Eyed Man…
…who had his eyes surgically “moved” to his fingers, all ten of them!
So?
Do click that link-- you get Seanbaby’s review, which starts off like serious Lit-Crit:
I think the best part about his “powers” is that everyone seemed seriously impressed by them. When he was finally brought to justice, they had to put him in a special maximum security hand-box to prevent his escape. As one wise guard said, “Because of his… special abilities… Reardon has virtual 360 degree vision. Without the box, escape would be child’s play for him.”
But Seanbaby then takes a left turn into an “interview” with 10-E Man. Fun.
And his demise? Equally intimidating. Hewandered off a rooftop.
They managed to steal and revive Elektra and to kidnap and mind-control Northstar while he was with the X-Men. I don’t know what happened to Northstar after that, haven’t bought comics in ages but happened to browse that one issue.
Can we count the countless villains who were foiled by a carefully placed package of Hostess Snack Cakes?
There’s Forearm, the Morlock whose power is that he has four arms.
And he was bawling after 9/11
I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned Captain Boomerang- isn’t his whole job basically to be ineffective? I mean, you have to wonder about someone who tries to hit The Flash with a hand-thrown boomerang.
Also, Squirrel Girl is awesome. If I ever convened a team of superheroes, she’d be the team leader in a snap.