# Infant Circumcision Trainer, White... What. The. Fuck. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038 "2013-02-22T02:48:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/21 "2013-02-22T15:44:16Z")
I think y’all missed the really scary part of that page: “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed…” Bow Mount Paintball Gun Takara Tomy Beer Hour Beer Can Dispenser Foam Head Maker New Bladefish 5000 Turbo Sea Jet Underwater DPV Scooter ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/22 "2013-02-22T15:53:02Z")
it’s the Whack a Doodle model. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/23 "2013-02-22T15:57:09Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > I mean, sure, some poor boy still has to be your first real circ. But I’m awfully glad my first real IV stick wasn’t my first IV stick! (My first IV stick was on an orange, actually. Not very high tech. But then I used plastic models in Skills Lab. They weren’t great, but they didn’t flinch and pass out, either.) I’ve heard med students practice on each other when possible. I guess that wouldn’t necessarily work for circumcisions… We often use pig eyes for training models in ophthalmology, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/24 "2013-02-22T16:38:37Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > I’ve heard med students practice on each other when possible. That’s funny, I was just now talking to someone about that. They trained using each other’s blood. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/25 "2013-02-22T16:50:06Z")
Whaaa… they let you put this on a “Wish List”? ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/26 "2013-02-22T16:57:48Z")
You know, I’m beginning to think that if you can’t get it on Amazon, it probably doesn’t exist… ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/27 "2013-02-22T17:10:12Z")
Order now! But wait - order in the next five minutes and get two pedophile baby dolls for the same price! One white and one brown! But wait - be one of the first 100 to call in an order and we will give you a free set of Ginsu knives! Call now, don’t dick around - [del]FBI agents[/del] operators are are eagerly awaiting your call! ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/28 "2013-02-22T17:10:41Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think y’all missed the really scary part of that page: “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed…” > Bow Mount Paintball Gun > Takara Tomy Beer Hour Beer Can Dispenser Foam Head Maker > New Bladefish 5000 Turbo Sea Jet Underwater DPV Scooter Hmmm, gives me an idea for my next party… ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/29 "2013-02-22T19:05:40Z")
The deluxe model comes with a glass of Manischewitz and a deli tray. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/30 "2013-02-22T19:25:32Z")
I wonder if there’s an advertisement for the smooth ride of a Lincoln Continental Town Car at the bottom of the page now. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/31 "2013-02-22T20:06:09Z")
You know, you could use this as the basis for a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey type of party game, if you can stsand giving a drunken blindfolded guest a knife. Or maybe ringtoss. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/32 "2013-02-22T20:43:16Z")
You know what would be cool? Quit wasting time training on the old ways and develop a screw top lid. All the advantages of a cover, but removable for religious purposes. Call it Foreskin Again[sub]TM[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/33 "2013-02-22T21:25:00Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > You know what would be cool? Quit wasting time training on the old ways and develop a screw top lid. All the advantages of a cover, but removable for religious purposes. > > Call it Foreskin Again[sub]TM[/sub]. “Is he Jewish? Only his mohel knows for sure!” ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/34 "2013-02-23T02:53:33Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > You know, you could use this as the basis for a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey type of party game, if you can stsand giving a drunken blindfolded guest a knife. > Or maybe ringtoss. I wonder if they make an adult model of this because (well, there are some men that get circumsized as adults) I have a sick imagine and I see the potential of a genuinely freaky bachelorette or maybe divorce party game resulting from that. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/35 "2013-02-23T02:56:01Z")
There **have** to be silicone/rubber dildos with retractable foreskins, right? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/36 "2013-02-23T02:58:08Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > There **have** to be silicone/rubber dildos with retractable foreskins, right? Of course! [spoiler][http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/softskins-foreskin-latex[/spoiler]](http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/softskins-foreskin-latex%5B/spoiler%5D) ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/37 "2013-02-23T12:02:35Z")
The thing I don’t get is: where are they going to get refills from? It only comes with 6. Seems if you’re using this to practice (and this will be bought by the institution, not the student), you’d go through the tips quite fast. It reminds me of a company or university’s interview where they give candidates items to guess what they’re for, to test their critical thinking. One of the items was a circumcision tool. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038/38 "2013-02-23T12:33:16Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > That’s funny, I was just now talking to someone about that. They trained using each other’s blood. A friend was learning urinalysis in school, and they looked at their bench partner’s urine. One woman’s urine sample had sperm, which was kind of cool. Except she was dating a guy in the class, they were kind of serious, and hadn’t yet had sex. Oops. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/infant-circumcision-trainer-white-what-the-fuck/651038.md?page=1)