# inflatable unicorn horn for cats **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 2014, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405 "2014-12-05T13:04:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/21 "2014-12-12T03:55:48Z")
This cat’s reaction to the Inflatable Unicorn Horn just showed up on I Can Haz CHeezburger: > **[Smokey Loves Being a Unicorn](https://cheezburger.com/8397836800)** > > Smokey Loves Being a Unicorn - LOLcats is the best place to find and submit funny cat memes and other silly cat materials to share with the world. We find the funny cats that make you LOL so that you don't have to. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/22 "2014-12-18T01:08:52Z")
Two things strike me as I return to this thread: 1. I realized why the idealized product packaging picture was so funny. It looks exactly like a lamely posed yearbook picture with the subject wearing some excrutiatingly embarrassing get-up. 2. I can’t believe _nobody_ used my blatantly setup closing straight-line. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/23 "2014-12-19T08:36:45Z")
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/24 "2014-12-19T15:02:25Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Did they shave or are they hairy? > Will they fornicate or marry? > Are they fertile - perhaps, just maybe > But which of them will incubaby? > [sub]Apologies to Dr Suess, and pretty much everyone else who sees this[/sub] Sings perfectly to the tune of “Should I Stay or Should I Go” by the Clash. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/25 "2015-01-24T05:19:31Z")
I saw [this post](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BPMMQDG/?tag=ohmy0c-20) from George Takei today and felt the need to share. You’re welcome. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/26 "2015-01-24T05:26:07Z")
I’d just wait until Luci fell asleep – I have never known a cat that was such a deep sleeper. She could sleep through a war. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/27 "2015-01-27T04:52:07Z")
I like the review after George’s. > [@](#): > > turned my cat into a jerk > By Michael E. on September 23, 2012 > I thought it would be fun if my cat looked like a magical unicorn of medieval lore. Not so fun is that he has taken this unicorn mythology a bit too seriously around my girlfriend. Lately, whenever she approaches or tries to pet him, he darts off wildly in a rage. “Only a maiden pure may tame the unicorn!” he says. Jackass. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/28 "2015-01-27T19:04:46Z")
> [@DinoR](#): > > I can’t help but think of that in terms of IIRC a Robin Williams joke badly quoted from memory: > “Some people say they take drugs to enhance their personality… but what if you’re an asshole.” [nitpick] That was Bill Cosby’s bit: [ > [@Bill Cosby](#): > > I said to a guy, “Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful,” and he said, “Because it intensifies your personality.” I said, “Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?” ]([Bill Cosby: Himself (1983) - Quotes - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083652/quotes)) [/nitpick] ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/29 "2015-01-27T19:56:26Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Sings perfectly to the tune of “Should I Stay or Should I Go” by the Clash. 🙂 I have a grandson due in a couple of months. When it is time to read “The Cat in the Hat” to him, I willl do so in exactly that manner! ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/30 "2015-01-28T19:26:52Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Something inflatable attached to a cat is not likely to last 5 minutes. I’m not sure that $1 a minute is worth the entertainment and **potential retaliation from the cat while you are sleeping**. I once dressed one of my cats in a pumpkin costume for Halloween. That night some cat left a hairball right where my feet land when I get up. Coincidence? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/31 "2015-01-28T20:30:25Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Something inflatable attached to a cat is not likely to last 5 minutes. I’m not sure that $1 a minute is worth the entertainment and potential retaliation from the cat while you are sleeping. That toy is why everyone should have their cats de-clawed! ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405/32 "2015-01-28T21:56:32Z")
> [@Sodalite](#): > > I saw [this post](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BPMMQDG/?tag=ohmy0c-20) from George Takei today and felt the need to share. You’re welcome. 🙂 That review is special, as are some of the others. The photos from customers are special also. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inflatable-unicorn-horn-for-cats/706405.md?page=1)