# Information That You Didn't Want to Know

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307 "2009-07-26T08:01:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/21 "2009-07-27T05:25:41Z")

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> [@Other\_Dreams](#):
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> Are there some things you’ve learned that you regret learning? About your spouse, friends, relatives…about the world in general…
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> Anyway; Post on!
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> ~S.P.I.~

Pretty much everything since 10/31/89

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/22 "2009-07-27T05:33:44Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Your 95 year old grandfather is currently “getting away” with ongoing molestation of his (assumedly middle aged adults at this point) grandchildren?
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> Did you really mean for this to be conveyed as a present tense scenario?

No, but only because we refuse to do what he wants any more. He sure keeps trying. My mother takes it as a personal offense that Lilbro (34yo) refuses to be in the same room with the grandparents in the absence of third parties, as he has no more interest in watching Grandpa whip his dick out and ask for a BJ now than he did when he was 10. Middlebro has visited the grandparents and they visited his house for the Nephew’s baptism, but he never leaves them alone with the kids. I refuse to visit them; I’ll go out to lunch with them.

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**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/23 "2009-07-27T05:39:01Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Pretty much everything since 10/31/89

😕😕  
Care to explain?

Anyway, for me it has to be my friend going on and on about her vaginal discharge (first thought to be a yeast infection, turned out to be some STD). She eventually got the hint though, and apologized for the TMI.

And I have to agree with **C Montgomery Burns**. Mechanically recovered meat…pass the mind bleach!!! Barf!

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**Author:** ![Taenia\_spp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Taenia\_spp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taenia_spp)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/24 "2009-07-27T06:04:59Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I had a great class on parasitology once. I actually enjoyed it, but many of my classmates would have included it in this thread. F’rinstance, the picture of a girl who had just been given a deworming medication. She was lying on her stomach, naked, and the worms formed a huge pile reaching from her crotch to her knees. Or hearing about the nasty little worm parasite whose eggs have teeth and will chew through your foot skin into your bloodstream if you are unlucky enough to step on it.

I’m taking a parasitology course currently. I believe I know the picture you’re referring to; it’s actually a boy that has been given some anti-helminthic drugs following an **Ascaris** infection (_Ascaris lumbricoides_). And of course, our favorite foot-burrowing worm, _Strongyloides stercoralis_. Those with greater interest (and stomachs) can do a Google image search.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/25 "2009-07-27T06:40:18Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> No, but only because we refuse to do what he wants any more. He sure keeps trying. My mother takes it as a personal offense that Lilbro (34yo) refuses to be in the same room with the grandparents in the absence of third parties, as he has no more interest in watching Grandpa whip his dick out and ask for a BJ now than he did when he was 10. Middlebro has visited the grandparents and they visited his house for the Nephew’s baptism, but he never leaves them alone with the kids. I refuse to visit them; I’ll go out to lunch with them.

What you need is a video camera and a couple of cohones. Why in God’s name would still visit these people?!?

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**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/26 "2009-07-27T13:04:06Z")

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People really do shit themselves when they die.

How many people can you fit into a Daewoo? A lot! If you cut them up and dump the parts into the trunk.

I learned a lot of things in Mesopotamia.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/27 "2009-07-27T13:32:47Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> What you need is a video camera and a couple of cohones. Why in God’s name would still visit these people?!?

A video camera wouldn’t work, if owned by us. In Spain it’s illegal to “trap” someone like that.

And one of the reasons I didn’t go to the cops thirty years ago is because of people like you, who are perfectly happy to tell me what to do. Which generally is “be a good daughter.”

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/28 "2009-07-27T13:59:01Z")

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When I typed the “I” of IMDB in the google search bar of my fathers browser, all the auto complete sugestions were variations on “Incest”

as far as I know he never acted on it…more stuff I hope I never find out!

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**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/29 "2009-07-27T13:59:01Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> And one of the reasons I didn’t go to the cops thirty years ago is because of people like you, who are perfectly happy to tell me what to do. Which generally is “be a good daughter.”

I don’t think “be a good daughter” is at all what s/he said.

I think I might be better off not knowing WaWa milkshakes were so delicious.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/30 "2009-07-27T14:20:22Z")

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The sound a mid sized kitten makes when its being run over by a car tire at a few miles per hour starting from the tail end and working up. What the results look like afterwards, with that ghastly sound still echoing in my head.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/information-that-you-didnt-want-to-know/504307/31 "2009-07-27T14:28:39Z")

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[I’ve said it before:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9858133&postcount=6) what happened to the children of Lidice, Czechoslovakia. I’m glad I can reference my own previous post, as I sure don’t want to visit Wikipedia on this topic again.

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