# Inhabitants of the SDMB's - 1 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 19, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747 "2004-07-19T00:54:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/21 "2004-07-19T23:59:48Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > I ate a big red candle. When come back, bring lube. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/22 "2004-07-20T00:01:30Z")
> [@luluBahrain](#): > > I love lamp. 😃 I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT! ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/23 "2004-07-20T00:06:00Z")
Yea, I was going through GD one time and there were these two people arguing back and forth about what halibut is best used for processing green beans but then some jerk who I would rather see lurk stopped by to say that if it was not for the GOP that the bactriophage that is found inside of the halibut’s stomach would be syntheticly created and then turned into a processing lubricant but - OH, HEY, LOOK! A QUARTER! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/24 "2004-07-20T02:55:53Z")
Moving this very vague rant to The BBQ Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/25 "2004-07-20T03:02:56Z")
I farted. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/26 "2004-07-20T03:05:53Z")
I burning your tungsten filament. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/27 "2004-07-20T03:15:36Z")
Sometimes, when I get really nervous, I stick my fingers under my arms… AND THEN I SMELL THEM!!! SUPERSTAR!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/28 "2004-07-20T03:49:29Z")
I’d like a little more passion please. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/29 "2004-07-20T03:54:12Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > It might have something to do with [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5080051#post5080051). Then again, it might not. Really? I thought it was [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=267104). ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/30 "2004-07-20T04:59:02Z")
What’s a spingears? Is it, like, a rodent with powerful hindquarters and really big ears? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/31 "2004-07-20T05:07:22Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Really? I thought it was [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=267104). Good God, man, you can’t link a thread to itself! You’ll set up a self-referential vortex that can tear the very fabric of the space time continuum emit ecaps eht fo cirbaf yrev eht raet nac taht… !HHHGGGRRRRAAAAAAAAA ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/32 "2004-07-20T08:18:19Z")
> [@ethilrist](#): > > I like string > > > [@Small Clanger](#): > > > > Cite? > > > > > [@Homebrew](#): > > > > > > [Here you go.](http://superstringtheory.com/) Aw, I was hoping for [pudding](http://www.clangers.co.uk/w5.htm) Now this is in the pit I’m out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/33 "2004-07-20T11:51:56Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Good God, man, you can’t link a thread to itself! You’ll set up a self-referential vortex that can tear the very fabric of the space time continuum emit ecaps eht fo cirbaf yrev eht raet nac taht… > > !HHHGGGRRRRAAAAAAAAA Oh, Good Lord. What have I done? I didn’t know! _ **I DIDN’T KNOW!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/34 "2004-07-20T11:56:57Z")
Nurse RAAAAAAATCHED!! I want MY cigarettes, please. I want MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cigarettes!! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/35 "2004-07-20T13:02:16Z")
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done subjunctively. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/36 "2004-07-21T05:06:25Z")
Over Macho Grande? ---
**Author:** ![Thaumaturge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Thaumaturge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaumaturge)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/37 "2004-07-21T05:20:10Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > I burning your tungsten filament. AHAHAHAHA! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/38 "2004-07-21T05:41:04Z")
When come back, bring compact fluorescent. ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/39 "2004-07-21T05:42:15Z")
Well, as my old granny always used to say ‘When life gives you lemons it’s time to start baking some of my patented lemon merangue’ ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inhabitants-of-the-sdmbs-1/255747/40 "2004-07-21T06:02:15Z")
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