# Inherently Sexy Professions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 6, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147 "2001-08-06T18:20:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/1 "2001-08-06T18:20:57Z")

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Let us speak of Firemen, bemuscled and smeared with soot and sweat.

Let us speak of Welders near and far, immersed in metal and fire, in a hardhat and dirty jeans.

Let us speak of Baseball Players with tight pants and lean muscles.

For these are men that could be dog ugly in the face, but their professions make them sexy. Of course, IMHO.

What are some inherently sexy professions to YOU, and why?

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/2 "2001-08-06T18:25:28Z")

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Mechanic. Musician.

Talented hands, capable minds.

yum!

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/3 "2001-08-06T18:25:58Z")

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Bicycle cops. What LOVELY legs they have…_drool_

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/4 "2001-08-06T18:26:05Z")

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Singer…this should be for obvious reasons. But there’s something almost sultry about someone getting on stage and baring their soul.

Waitress/bartender…Not really something I can explain, but there’s something inherently sexy about it. Not that I can hit on either. Psychological fear that they’re so used to it, that they’d never take it seriously.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/5 "2001-08-06T18:39:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*Mechanic. Musician.
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> Talented hands, capable minds.
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> yum! \*\*

Especially guitar and piano players. Nimble fingers.

Chefs. There’s just something about a man in the kitchen that knows what he’s doing.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/6 "2001-08-06T18:40:04Z")

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Ummm . . . Prostitutes?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/7 "2001-08-06T18:40:36Z")

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Stippers, High class escorts, Porn stars, Baywatch lifeguards; Those are sexy proffesions. The rest are every day people.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/8 "2001-08-06T18:42:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*Mechanic. Musician.
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> Talented hands, capable minds.
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> yum! \*\*

Hehehehehe[sub]evil laugh[/sub]…I play drums, bass, a little guitar, and some piano…come over?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/9 "2001-08-06T18:43:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> There’s just something about a man in the kitchen that knows what he’s doing.

Ummm… looking for the beer and the chips while the wife is visiting her parents with the kids…

[sup] …ducks and runs… [/sup]

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/10 "2001-08-06T18:46:14Z")

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hmmm, glasses with tape on the bridge, pocket protector, high water plaid pants, white socks, black shoes… gimme an engineer, baby!!

FTR, the engineers I work with pretty much wear jeans, T’s or golf-type shirts, and sneaks. No one here has a pocket protector - not even the EEs. But some of them have wicked wits and amazing intellects - _OOOOOH, Baby!!!_

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/11 "2001-08-06T18:56:08Z")

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I’m with fairychatmom. Give me a man who’s good with a slide rule!

Otherwise:

Artists. Woodworkers. SDMB Moderators.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/12 "2001-08-06T19:00:32Z")

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**Fairy** , do you have ANY IDEA how many engineers we have on this Board?! Better watch out, girl!

For me:

Sailors and Marines. Mmmmm…tight dungarees and camis…:sigh:

and, in some cases, roofers: have you ever seen the upper-body definition those guys get?! :eek:

Mounted policemen: [sub]she said “mounted”[/sub]. Mmm…men on horseback…IN UNIFORM!

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/13 "2001-08-06T19:02:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> **Especially guitar and piano players. Nimble fingers.**

Violinits also do quite well in that category, I might point out!

Women musicians are sexy too - and by that I mean women who write and perform their own music, or who perform music for the love of the art rather than with the primary goal of makin’ bucks and being on MTV.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/14 "2001-08-06T19:04:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> \*\ ***Fairy** , do you have ANY IDEA how many engineers we have on this Board?! Better watch out, girl!
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> For me:
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> Sailors and Marines. Mmmmm…tight dungarees and camis…:sigh:
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> and, in some cases, roofers: have you ever seen the upper-body definition those guys get?! :eek:
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> Mounted policemen: [sub]she said “mounted”[/sub]. Mmm…men on horseback…IN UNIFORM! \*\*

I believe you forgot to mention comedians.

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/15 "2001-08-06T19:16:10Z")

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Masseuses. Doesn’t matter if you’re a therapeutic masseuse at a hospital, if you’re a masseuse…wow. I want to be a masseuse now.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/16 "2001-08-06T19:19:40Z")

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Cellists

Military

News Anchor (probably because they only hire hot babes)

Actress (into roleplaying I’ll bet)

Usherette

pretty much anything that ends in ette.

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**Author:** ![nonsequitur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@nonsequitur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonsequitur)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/17 "2001-08-06T19:27:05Z")

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Does nymphette count? …I guess that’s just a hobby.

I like the Denver Broncos. I don’t understand why more women don’t watch football.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/18 "2001-08-06T19:30:28Z")

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Commercial landscape estimators! Yeah! They’re just so… umm… c’mon… anyone? Yeah well, same to you guys.

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/19 "2001-08-06T20:07:57Z")

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Webmasters, of course. _flex flex flex_ Lemme show you my “o” face, ladies… \</blatant Office Space reference\>

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inherently-sexy-professions/75147/20 "2001-08-06T20:41:52Z")

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Nurses are very sexy.

Hooters waitresses are sexy.

Schoolteachers are devastatingly sexy.

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