# Inmate sues Vick for $63 billion. Alleges Al Qaeda ties. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782 "2007-08-16T03:53:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782/41 "2007-08-16T21:55:19Z")
[QUOTE=neutron star] If it helps, I’ve searched for this guy on there, and though I couldn’t get the juicy particulars, he seems like he’d be a comedy goldmine if we had all of the details. [/QUOTE] Whoops. Forgot to mention - this guy has filed several hilarious suits - not just the listed ones. Who says frivolous lawsuits aren’t good for anything? Just two days ago, he filed suit against “Barry Bonds, Allan Selig and **Hank Aaron’s Bat**!” ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782/42 "2007-08-16T22:17:00Z")
[QUOTE=neutron star] When I first read it, that one made me wonder where I’d heard it before. A Google search made me remember: “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas!” No, he’s no suing a completely fictional video game, but, rather, he’s suing a very specific location _in_ a completely fictional video game! Beautiful. Just beautiful. 🙂 This man is a comedic genius. [/QUOTE] And “Guerillas In Tha Mist” (by Da Lench Mob) is one of the songs on the GTA:San Andreas soundtrack. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782/43 "2007-08-16T23:38:19Z")
Ah well, two of what I thought to be incoherent ramblings revealed to be things that at least exist, (albeit legally liable only in the mind of a lunatic). Guess that’s what I get for not being into Grand Theft Auto. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782/44 "2007-08-16T23:55:48Z")
Skittles? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782/45 "2007-08-17T00:25:32Z")
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth] Skittles? 😃 [/QUOTE] Considering some of their commercials, at times I want to sue Skittles. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782/46 "2007-08-17T11:35:47Z")
**NUCLEAR POWER PLANT** Which one? Peach Bottom I or Peach Bottom II? The man has details issues. **THE SALVATION ARMY** **MAGNA CARTA** I really respect this guy’s reach. **MEDIEVAL TIMES** **MEALS ON WHEELS** The juxtapositioning here is spectacular. **LINCOLN MEMORIAL** **MT. RUSHMORE** **VARIOUS BUDDHIST MONKS** Which one? **MEIN KAMPF** **THE DA VINCI CODE** **HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS** **PHILADELPHIA EAGLES** _2005 ROSTER, INCLUDING DONOVAN MCNABB_ Look. A lot of the rest of this I can give him a pass on but why for the love of god is he picking on the Eagles? Has the man no compassion at all??? 😃 > [@cmkeller](#): > > “THIRTEEN TRIBES OF ISRAEL” - funny, no one told me they added another. Surely you’re familiar with the Wisemans from Eastern Parkway? They’ve got family in Brooklyn, Syosset, Hauppauge, Highland Park, Bryn Mawr, Boca Raton, Shaker Heights, Malibu, Vancouver, Monsey, Tel Aviv and Buenos Aires. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inmate-sues-vick-for-63-billion-alleges-al-qaeda-ties/415782.md?page=2)