# Innocent words that need to be banned.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542 "2011-09-16T18:24:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542/41 "2011-09-19T02:16:51Z")

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The author didn’t really Photoshop Roger Ebert’s lower jaw onto Billy Idol’s face, did he? Someone tell me I’m wrong. I pride myself on having really low standards etc., but I found that image (along with his comments) beyond the pale, and just downright mean.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542/42 "2011-09-19T02:46:35Z")

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Condiments.  
Putty.  
Panties. (please say underwear instead)

I need to take a shower, I hate these words so much.

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542/43 "2011-09-19T08:54:31Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> The OP’s linked article is completely insane. There’s nothing wrong with any of those words. I can’t think of any words, in fact, that I find objectionable based the reasons offered in that article.

The only word in the english language I find objectional is humour

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542/44 "2011-09-19T09:42:53Z")

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> [@Rysdad](#):
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> The all-revulsion band: Moist Crampon and the Panties

Moist Panties with a Crampon.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542/45 "2011-09-19T10:58:34Z")

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Labia. It sounds like a moist, hardworking, rubber-producing country.

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**Author:** ![rebeccasrevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ec8ea/32.png) [@rebeccasrevenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rebeccasrevenge)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542/46 "2011-09-19T11:08:55Z")

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Boobs or worse Boobies,for some reason tits and titties doesn’t get to me.

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/innocent-words-that-need-to-be-banned/596542/47 "2011-09-19T14:47:35Z")

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> [@bengangmo](#):
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> The only word in the english language I find objectional is humour

You’re safe reading _Cracked_, then, where you’ll find only the ham-handed, C-grade variety.

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