# Insert Miscellaneous Line From TV Infomercial Here **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 15, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392 "2003-05-15T07:22:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/21 "2003-05-15T18:53:39Z")
Make perfect pancakes every time! ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/22 "2003-05-15T19:10:32Z")
Oh, no! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/23 "2003-05-15T19:27:50Z")
Void where prohibited. Offer not valid in Texas, Louisiana, and North Dakota. Please allow 4-12 weeks for delivery. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/24 "2003-05-15T19:40:09Z")
Mention that you saw this ad and we’ll throw in another one absolutely free! That’s two for the price of one! And one of my all-time favourites: Great for campers and a must for boaters! ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/25 "2003-05-15T19:40:55Z")
[fake Jamaican accent] Call me now! [/fake Jamaican accent] ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/26 "2003-05-15T20:22:21Z")
Its the Crystals that are the secret - For some people Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend, for me its Crystals. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/27 "2003-05-15T20:24:22Z")
“And it can be stored easily under a bed!” “For entertainment purposes only. Children under 18 please get your parent’s permission.” ---
**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/28 "2003-05-16T02:27:44Z")
“I was dead broke, until I started placing TINY CLASSIFIED ADS from my one bedroom apartment.” ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/29 "2003-05-16T04:09:17Z")
“Well, how does it work?” ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/30 "2003-05-16T04:11:29Z")
It gets down into the matting! It gets down into the padding! ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/31 "2003-05-16T13:20:45Z")
Why, you could make a tomato last all summer slicing it this thin! ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/32 "2003-05-16T13:33:29Z")
Lose up to 20 pounds and two dress sizes in just two short weeks! results not typical ---
**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/33 "2003-05-16T13:35:37Z")
It will slice meat so thin your mother in law will never come back. ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/34 "2003-05-16T13:51:14Z")
Sorry Tennesse!! ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/35 "2003-05-16T14:00:14Z")
Jan, I just can’t believe it! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/36 "2003-05-16T14:37:18Z")
Not sold in any store. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/37 "2003-05-16T14:56:21Z")
As used in hospitals. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/38 "2003-05-16T15:00:39Z")
Make fresh peanut butter! Ground coffee! Turn boiled eggs into delicious egg salad! ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/39 "2003-05-16T15:03:55Z")
You shouldn’t listen to crowds, and you shouldn’t listen to pans. ---
**Author:** ![insomnia4AM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@insomnia4AM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insomnia4AM)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/40 "2003-05-16T15:14:29Z")
If you call in the next ten minutes, we’ll **double** the size! That’s right, you get a full 12 ounce tub for the price of the 6 ounce tub! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392.md?page=3)