# Insert Miscellaneous Line From TV Infomercial Here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 15, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392 "2003-05-15T07:22:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![radiohead49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@radiohead49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/radiohead49)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/41 "2003-05-22T06:34:11Z")

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(Said when the cameras tun off) “I can’t believe they are actually buying this peice of shit! And the FDA doesn’t even have to approve it!”

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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-miscellaneous-line-from-tv-infomercial-here/175392/42 "2003-05-22T13:43:02Z")

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**dizzy blond woman:** HOW MANY kinds of pasta?

**Ron P.:** Hundreds. HUNDREDS of kinds of pasta.

**d.b.w.:** WOW. HUNDREDS of kinds of pasta!

**splash text at bottom of screen:** Hundreds of kinds of pasta!!

**audience of the damned:** clap. clap. clap. clap. clap.

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