# Insert - yeah exactly what I wanted

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 7, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597 "2007-11-07T23:00:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/41 "2007-11-09T05:05:26Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> On Unix servers, (using PuTTY as an ssh client) CTRL-C will either abort a running process or just echo “^C” to the command line and do nothing.

:smack: Of course. Damn, it’s been too long since I’ve run a \*nix box, apparently.

> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> No. Admittedly, I started doing that before the keys were standardized, but Insert works just fine for me and I don’t have to remember which key is what.

Well, I’ve already forgotten which key does which thing with Insert, but ^X/^C/^V is easy: they’re in a row next to each other, it’s just Cut/Copy/Paste.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/42 "2007-11-10T03:00:44Z")

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I just realized my keyboard at home doesn’t have a stand-alone Insert key. You have to turn Num Lock of, then hit 0.

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**Author:** ![tonedef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tonedef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonedef)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/43 "2007-11-10T05:40:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]  
One of the guys I work with will pry off the caps lock, the windows key and one other that I forget.  
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Yeah alot of internet cafes get ride of the winsdows key.

I’m pretty sure that in windows you can disable keys so u don’t need to remove them.

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**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/44 "2007-11-10T08:21:09Z")

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At work, I’m not a big fan of F11 sometimes. In the computer charting system we use, F12 is “File,” and F11 is “Exit.”

Just about any time I hear a nurse, who had previously been quietly sitting at the computer, yell, “CRAP!” I know their finger didn’t go quiiiite far enough to the right after they spent 15 minutes typing up that patient assessment…

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/45 "2007-11-10T12:44:27Z")

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[The one keyboard that will solve everyone’s problems.](http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/)

> [@](#):
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> Every key of the Optimus Maximus keyboard is a stand-alone display showing the function it is currently associated with.
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> Optimus is equally good for any keyboard layouts—Cyrillic, Ancient Greek, Georgian, Arabic, Quenya, hiragana—and so on to infinity: notes, numerals, special symbols, HTML codes, math functions, images etc.

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/46 "2007-11-10T13:04:37Z")

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I kike all the Windows key shortcuts, too. Win-L, Win-R, and I don’t think anyone has mentioned Win-D (show desktop). OTOH, I have in my time pried off a Caps Lock key.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/47 "2007-11-10T19:56:06Z")

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> [@Usram](#):
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> I kike all the Windows key shortcuts, too.

:eek:

Please tell me [that word](http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/kike) means something else in Outer London and the editors of M-W somehow missed it. The analogy that usage brings to mind is not pretty.

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**Author:** ![Wakinyan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wakinyan/32/352_2.png) [@Wakinyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wakinyan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/48 "2007-11-10T21:03:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Sublight]  
I became a hero in my office when I learned how to make a macro that disabled the Insert key.

And you can too:  
[http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article08-105](http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article08-105)

Should you ever want to use Overwrite Mode, it can be activated from the bottom of the window in MS Word.  
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Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/49 "2007-11-10T21:53:32Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]  
:eek:

Please tell me [that word](http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/kike) means something else in Outer London and the editors of M-W somehow missed it. The analogy that usage brings to mind is not pretty.  
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:eek: I _like_ all the Windows key shortcuts. Maybe I should move the K further away from the L though.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/50 "2007-11-11T04:44:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Usram]  
:eek: I _like_ all the Windows key shortcuts. Maybe I should move the K further away from the L though.  
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Whew! You scared me there, sir.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/51 "2007-11-11T17:16:59Z")

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I don’t get the hatred for the Windows key. Apple has been doing it for a lot longer than Microsoft and I haven’t seen any Mac users in here declaring their hatred for the Apple/Curly Thingie key.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/52 "2007-11-11T17:25:00Z")

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[QUOTE=asterion]  
I don’t get the hatred for the Windows key. Apple has been doing it for a lot longer than Microsoft and I haven’t seen any Mac users in here declaring their hatred for the Apple/Curly Thingie key.  
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Maybe because, IME, the Apple key is located in such a manner that one is unlikely to hit it by accident.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/53 "2007-11-11T17:57:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
[The one keyboard that will solve everyone’s problems.](http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/)  
[/QUOTE]  
I _waant_ one of these. Even if it is 44,000 rubles. I type in three languages whose keymappings have been known to declare war on each other.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/54 "2007-11-11T18:03:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
I _waant_ one of these. Even if it is 44,000 rubles. I type in three languages whose keymappings have been known to declare war on each other.  
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Well, that’s like $1.50 Canadian, right? So go ahead and buy yourself a truckload! 😉

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/55 "2007-11-11T18:10:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
Well, that’s like $1.50 Canadian, right? So go ahead and buy yourself a truckload! 😉  
[/QUOTE]  
Well, $1700 Canadian. And it doesn’t ship till Feb '08.

I [del]need[/del] want to get Adobe Design Premium first. Which, oddly enough, is around the same price.

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/56 "2007-12-11T00:02:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Sublight]  
I became a hero in my office when I learned how to make a macro that disabled the Insert key…And you can too:  
[http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article08-105](http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article08-105)  
[/QUOTE]  
**Sublight** is MY hero! Thank you thank you! I used to reprogram keystrokes all the time on my Mac, but wasn’t figuring out how to do that when the office switched to XP. Never occurred to me to try a macro. Yay! ::happy dancing::

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**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insert-yeah-exactly-what-i-wanted/425597/57 "2007-12-11T00:11:52Z")

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My HP laptop has a couple of “quickplay” keys that I tend to accidentally press while using the F-keys, which I do quite a bit in Eve-online. The problem with that is that it instantly minimizes everything I’m doing to launch a media-only program, which is hideously annoying to quit out of. I have no idea how to disable this. None of the actual keys really annoy me that much though.

On a related note, though this one was my own fault, I mapped a shortcut in the same game to ctrl-1. Unfortunately, Ctrl-Q is the quit command, and upon trying to use my new shortcut, immediately quit entirely, much to my displeasure.

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