# \<inserty witty title about German childbirth here\>

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527 "2005-10-16T23:39:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527/21 "2005-10-19T03:03:46Z")

</div>

> [@Lady Venom](#):
>
> Erm, why is the doctor holding a HAMMER on pg 20???
> 
> BTW, that was hilarious!!

That’s the anesthetic (wahck whack) :eek!:

And DocCathode, I swear I heard Cartman’s voice when you mentioned scheisser movies 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527/22 "2005-10-19T04:42:57Z")

</div>

> [@SteveG1](#):
>
> And DocCathode, I swear I heard Cartman’s voice when you mentioned scheisser movies 😃

On the way to the hospital, Father strikes a small boy with the car. The boy dies.

Kyle says “Mein Gott, they have killed Kenneth!”

“You illegitimates!” shout Kyle and Stan.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527/23 "2005-10-19T07:31:58Z")

</div>

> [@DocCathode](#):
>
> “Visit Germany. Don’t worry, the new Germany is totally colorblind.”

And hippies with tight curly hair can interbreed with Rhinemaidens in pigtails! And drive around in the Love Bug! And make Scheide movies without Scheisse in them. (at least until the Baby is home from the Klinik).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527/24 "2005-10-19T08:57:29Z")

</div>

> [@Mehitabel](#):
>
> I love the shot with the baby’s head and arms coming out.

You can just hear the kid saying “Tah Dah!!!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527/25 "2005-10-19T18:36:02Z")

</div>

_dead of laughter_

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inserty-witty-title-about-german-childbirth-here/326527.md?page=1)