# Inspection Stickers and Underwear. Not a good combination. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235 "2005-11-09T17:28:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/1 "2005-11-09T17:28:38Z")
To whoever decided to put the tiny “INSPECTED BY 12” stickers inside my new drawers, fuck you! I will withdraw my contempt for you under one of the following conditions: [ul] [li]You make the stickers easier to see, perhaps a flourescent color of some sort, and larger than a mini M&M.[/li][li]You stop using adhesive, or…[/li][li]…at least stop using adhesive that sticks to sensitive skin and hair.[/li][li]You put them on the OUTSIDE of the underwear, far from the aforementioned sensitive skin and hair.[/li][/ul] Thank you for your attention to this matter. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/2 "2005-11-09T17:36:38Z")
Yeah, that Number 12 is a real bitch. I hear she’s got it out for you. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/3 "2005-11-09T20:40:42Z")
I get it. Your wife found the sticker stuck to your ass last night and now she wants to know what you and these 12 people have been doing all day. I’d be upset too. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/4 "2005-11-09T23:35:18Z")
I’m ready to pit you for making me wonder which sensitive hairy part you’re talking about. 😃 I don’t know who this number 12 bitch is, but I was fortunate enough to buy a pack of underwear when she was apparently on vacation. I gotta tell ya, that inspector 9 can snuggle up to my swimsuit area anytime! ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/5 "2005-11-09T23:42:00Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > I get it. Your wife found the sticker stuck to your ass last night and now she wants to know what you and these 12 people have been doing all day. But at least they remembered to give him a valid inspection sticker! Thank you, ISO 9000! ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/6 "2005-11-09T23:45:52Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > But at least they remembered to give him a valid inspection sticker! Thank you, ISO 9000! But then a valid inspection whould be just what she was worried about :D. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/7 "2005-11-09T23:47:08Z")
Google ads…Make Your Own Bumper Stickers. Yes. Quite. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/8 "2005-11-09T23:53:28Z")
Off to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/9 "2005-11-10T19:26:13Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > Google ads…Make Your Own Bumper Stickers. > > Yes. Quite. Now the ad is for “Curly Hair Shampoo”. I didn’t even know they had pubepoo. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/10 "2005-11-10T19:28:47Z")
\ Hair Stick \ There’s an ad for \ Hair Stick \ ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/11 "2005-11-11T02:44:23Z")
Man, am I not good enough for even Inspector _12_? My most recent purchase of underoos was tagless… ---
**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/12 "2005-11-11T15:49:00Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#): > > I didn’t even know they had pubepoo. They do, but that’s something too distasteful to discuss… Shampube, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/13 "2005-11-11T17:19:39Z")
Hee! I wanna know what the sticker was stuck to! ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/14 "2005-11-11T22:19:29Z")
> [@Martiju](#): > > They do, but that’s something too distasteful to discuss… > > Shampube, on the other hand… Okay, they do make it and it is called “Muff So Soft” and it is carried at my local novelty item store. Everytime I see it on the shelf I laugh and laugh until I can’t breathe. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/15 "2005-11-11T23:28:08Z")
I prefer “Gee, Your Muff Smells Terrific” myself. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/16 "2005-11-12T00:12:17Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > Okay, they do make it and it is called “Muff So Soft” and it is carried at my local novelty item store. Everytime I see it on the shelf I laugh and laugh until I can’t breathe. Good enough. Girls like a guy who can hold his breath for a long time 😛 . ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspection-stickers-and-underwear-not-a-good-combination/330235/17 "2005-11-12T00:14:38Z")
Hmmmn… “Inspected by 12” There’s either an SDMB nick or a bandname in that one…