# Inspired by cainxinth's thread:what celebrity would you:fuck? make love to? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448 "2003-05-01T19:06:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/1 "2003-05-01T19:06:20Z")
IMO, the two are VERY different F:Mariah Carey MLT:Michelle Kwan ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/2 "2003-05-01T19:11:12Z")
ohh… come on… the game is fuck, marry, and kill… and you are supposed to give choices… like I ask you… You have… Brittney Spears, Liz Hurley, and Anna Kornikova… who would you fuck… who would you marry… and who would you kill??? I would marry Britt… Fuck Liz… and kill anna… unfortunatly… ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/3 "2003-05-01T19:18:18Z")
My answer to both is the same two women: Christina Ricci and Thora Birch _panting_ Mmmm ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/4 "2003-05-01T19:19:24Z")
I’d make love to John Mayer. Is it possible to be in love with a man I’ve never met? 😃 If so, this is definitely the case with John and I. As for some quick shagging, I’ll go with [Boris Kodjoe](http://www.borisonline.com/default_english.htm). Man, he is hot! ::salivates:: ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/5 "2003-05-01T19:26:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > I’d make love to John Mayer. Is it possible to be in love with a man I’ve never met? 😃 If so, this is definitely the case with John and I. I was just saying the same thing yesterday actually… I am not gay whatsoever… but John mayer is a sexy bitch… maybe because I worship his talent on guitar… I learned how to Neon yesterday… and it amaizes me what that man does with a guitar… so much talent ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/6 "2003-05-01T19:28:01Z")
i mean to say … I learned how to play… Neon… my bad ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/7 "2003-05-01T19:32:51Z")
[Mr. Pinsky](http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_t006.htm), is that you? 😃 F: Jennifer Garner MLT: Jennifer Connelly ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/8 "2003-05-01T19:34:40Z")
[Mr. Pinsky](http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_t006.htm). [sub]grumble[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/9 "2003-05-01T20:16:52Z")
F: Jessica Alba MLT: Jennifer Love Hewitt What can I say, I like brunettes 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/10 "2003-05-01T20:20:48Z")
F: Britney Spears, Shakira, Selma Hayek, LeAnn Rimes, Tyra Banks, preferably all at the same time 😃 MLT: Gillian Anderson ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/11 "2003-05-01T20:52:16Z")
F: Ewan McGregor MLT: Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman (yep, in a NY minute) _(I hope this doesn’t double-post, I am getting server errors…)_ ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/12 "2003-05-01T22:06:54Z")
F: Christina Aguilara, no contest for me. MLT: I’ll stay with Halle Berry from the other thread ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/13 "2003-05-01T22:37:01Z")
Why am I apparently the only straight girl who has posted to this thread? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/14 "2003-05-01T22:38:24Z")
Oh wait, sorry **MeanOldLady**! My bad! But seriously, is it because nice girls don’t post to threads like this? Uh oh… ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/15 "2003-05-01T22:51:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EJsGirl \* > **But seriously, is it because nice girls don’t post to threads like this?** Nope, nice girls wouldn’t touch a thread like this… ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/16 "2003-05-01T22:57:44Z")
Looks like we’re bad girls, **EJ**. And uhh, **merge** , what’s this about you knowing how to play Neon? How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/17 "2003-05-02T00:12:48Z")
There’s only one celebrity for me. I’d do whatever he wanted. Fuck, make love to, whatever else sick twisted thing you can think of. [James Marsters](http://www.angel-buffy.de/spikefanlisting/spike004.jpg) Having met the man and felt his hot, tight little body…well…what can I say? I’m in love. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/18 "2003-05-02T02:07:40Z")
Fuck: Matthew McConaughey Make sweet sweet romantic-style love: Jack Black. ---
**Author:** ![Tie-Dye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Tie-Dye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tie-Dye)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/19 "2003-05-02T06:02:54Z")
Jack Johnson I would make love to. And I’m not the sort of girl to get crushes on celebrities. But every time I hear him…Same vein as John Mayer. But at least twice as good, in my opinion, because he’s a surfer. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/20 "2003-05-02T06:05:17Z")
F: Rose McGowan MLT: Jennifer Connelly [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448.md?page=2)