# Inspired by cainxinth's thread:what celebrity would you:fuck? make love to? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448 "2003-05-01T19:06:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/21 "2003-05-02T06:25:18Z")
Well, the list changes every other week, but here’s who’s on the list currently. F: Nathan Jones (WWE wrestler) MLT: Billy Boyd Yeah yeah, I’m such a loser. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/22 "2003-05-02T06:57:48Z")
F: Racheal Leigh Cook MLT: Karen Mok (Linda Park is #2, since someone will wonder) ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/23 "2003-05-02T07:30:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FordPrefect \* > F: Jessica Alba > MLT: Jennifer Love Hewitt You stole mine! You’re gonna have to get in line my friend, I’ve been tenderly nurturing borderline psychotic obsessive crushes on them both for years. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/24 "2003-05-02T14:19:21Z")
Supermodels: F: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos MLT: Heidi Klum Actresses: F: Alyssa Milano MLT: Sandra Bullock Music Babes: F: Britney (Christina a close second) MLT: Faith Hill Sports Babes: F: Anna Pornikova MLT: Martina Hingis ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/25 "2003-05-02T14:26:44Z")
Ok I’m in F: Claire Danes, Kate Beckinsale MLT: The lucious and incomparable Tina Fey ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/26 "2003-05-02T14:40:24Z")
Male - F: Edward Norton MLT [and F on the side]: Jason Isaacs KILL: Vin Diesel Female - F: Angelina Jolie MLT: Thora Birch KILL: Jennifer Aniston and J.Lo ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/27 "2003-05-02T18:35:44Z")
F: Britney, I’ll admit it. At the head of a long list. MLT: Megan Mullally. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/28 "2003-05-02T22:15:42Z")
F: Britney Spears MLT: Michelle Branch Tell you the truth, Michelle Branch wants me. A 16 year old scrawny virgin with no license and no job. Oh damn I’m sexy. I wish I was her, so I could be with me. Let me live in my delusional world. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/29 "2003-05-02T22:53:34Z")
This thread is pointless, because the main reason somebody **becomes** a celebrity in the first place is that they have some kind of on-screen looks or charm that makes people want to fuck them. That being said, I usually want to hump every woman they show on the cover of _TV Guide_. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/30 "2003-05-02T23:37:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tie-Dye \* > \*\*Jack Johnson I would make love to. And I’m not the sort of girl to get crushes on celebrities. But every time I hear him…Same vein as John Mayer. But at least twice as good, in my opinion, because he’s a surfer. \*\* :eek: You blasphemous blasphemer! There, there Johnny, don’t mind the infidel. I still love you, baby. Now let’s have hot monkey sex. ---
**Author:** ![Anyanka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@Anyanka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anyanka)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/31 "2003-05-03T17:22:42Z")
F:Colin Farrell and/or Brian from Queer as folk MLT: BEN BROWDER ---
**Author:** ![Anyanka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@Anyanka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anyanka)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/32 "2003-05-03T17:24:27Z")
F:Colin Farrell and/or Brian from Queer as folk MLT: BEN BROWDER I wouldn’t mind shagging Spike either. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/33 "2003-05-05T13:37:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulmurk \* > \*\*You stole mine! > > You’re gonna have to get in line my friend, I’ve been tenderly nurturing borderline psychotic obsessive crushes on them both for years. \*\* Let’s make a deal, pick one, I will take the other, and replace the one you took with Qi Shu (the gal from The Transporter, and Gorgeous) ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/34 "2003-05-05T22:03:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*This thread is pointless, because the main reason somebody **becomes** a celebrity in the first place is that they have some kind of on-screen looks or charm that makes people want to fuck them. > > \*\* Um, not always. Somebody up there picked Jack Black, not exactly the stereotypical fuckable male hunk. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/35 "2003-05-05T23:34:48Z")
Yeah, but Jack Black got to star in _Shallow Hal_, which is the best movie of this millennium. 😉 (But you’re right, male comedy stars can sometimes get away with not oozing sex appeal. Hence the popularity of Jason Alexander. Who, by the way, was **also** in _Shallow Hal_.) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/36 "2003-10-06T08:50:45Z")
Fuck: Jennifer Love Hewitt Make love to: Jennifer Connelly (I’m sure it would be a deeply religious experience.) Kill: Jennifer Lopez ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/37 "2003-10-06T09:14:24Z")
Good grief. I zombified a thread! ---
**Author:** ![Granuaile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecccb3/32.png) [@Granuaile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Granuaile)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/38 "2003-10-06T12:04:16Z")
As ever, **Jeremy Irons** could apply to either category…but for a change I’ll say: F: **Henry Rollins** Not to be vulgar, but I’ve been to one of his shows and can definitely see my legs wrapped around that. MLT: **Jonathan Rhys Meyers** What can I say, he’s pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/39 "2003-10-06T12:10:18Z")
F: Jennifer Garner MLT: Kiera Knightley (mmm…) ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448/40 "2003-10-06T12:29:29Z")
F: Elizabeth Hurley, Kristanna Loken, Angelina Jolie, Kournikova MLT: Kristin Kreuk, Charlize Theron… shit, I know I have some more… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-cainxinths-thread-what-celebrity-would-you-fuck-make-love-to/172448.md?page=3)