# Inspired by the Hijack of Kinkadeville.  Who prefers their women...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446 "2001-08-21T23:43:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/21 "2001-08-22T17:43:58Z")

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I like squishy women. Right after “naked and amorous”, “squishy” is right up there. If you don’t squish, have a muffin.

Of course “naked and amorous: skinny” beats “squishy: not interested”. Go figure.  
-Rue.

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/22 "2001-08-22T17:45:36Z")

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Hey there, ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little padding and some soft curves on the wimminfolk. Makes it more fun to snuggle up under the quilt with 'em when the winter wind’s a-blowin.

Aside: I tend to prefer the “best friend” type of woman you see on TV and in the movies (Molly on the TV show “Ed” comes to mind: va-va-vooooooom!). I guess it’s just another reflection of how society equates anexoric with healthy. IMO it’s a damn shame that women like that aren’t ever portrayed as the desirable red-hot babes they can be.

Just my $.02,

Zappo

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/23 "2001-08-22T19:16:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \*  
> \*\*“naked and amorous: skinny” beats "squishy:
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> -Rue. \*\*

I think I saw that movie.

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/24 "2001-08-22T19:44:25Z")

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Absolutely. Aside from the aesthetic appeal, my experience with women of average-and-higher weight is that they are sensitive, gentle, sweet, happy, outgoing, and all-around fun. Of course I find them more interesting than an underfed wraith:

\<Foghorn Leghorn\> She looks like the road between Dallas and Fort Worth - No Curves. \</F.L.\>

And perhaps it’s just me, but I’m of the opinion that when you hug a woman, your hands aren’t supposed to wrap all the way around and rest on your OWN hips. Nope, I like a woman who can give good hug. And properly-sized women are far and away the best at that.

Spider Robinson explains it much better than I can in the story “The Blacksmith’s Tale”, which includes musings on why plus-size women are such good lovers. 😉 [sup]-Naturally, I concur.[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/25 "2001-08-22T19:56:32Z")

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Where are all of you guys when this lusty, plump young woman is looking for a date on Friday night???

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/26 "2001-08-22T20:04:03Z")

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Well, I certainly won’t deny I like looking at women the rest of you might call skinny.

But I know first hand that when the lights go out, I’d rather have a well-padded woman to snuggle up to.

However, for me, ultimately it’s what’s above the neck that counts the most: Eyes, hair, and _mind_.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/27 "2001-08-22T20:09:33Z")

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I used to only like skinny, stick figure kind of women. But times change, people change… now I can appreciate all different types. As far as looks, a pretty smile that lights up a room is much more important than body shape. But I still find it a bit of a turn off if its over the top.

[GarrettMorris]  
_I like a woman with a big butt, you know, something you can hold onto while she’s whipping you with a car antenna_  
[/GarrettMorris]

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/28 "2001-08-22T20:57:59Z")

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> Where are all of you guys when this lusty, plump young woman is looking for a date on Friday night???

Married. To lusty, curvy wives. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/29 "2001-08-22T21:02:36Z")

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A woman’s body is something I’m usually pretty indifferent to. Moderate is probably a good description of what I look for. Too skinny and I’m always worried about rolling over and crushing them and too heavy and I just think, “It’s not that hard to exercize. Does this mean she’s a lazy slob?”

A woman’s face is what really attracts me, their body is almost negligable in influencing my attractions.

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/30 "2001-08-22T21:13:54Z")

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I \*like \*this thread!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/31 "2001-08-22T21:34:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\ ***Crunchy** , I thought you _liked_ my bottom! \*\*

Well I haven’t seen it, but I imagine I’d like it. Besides, I was just thinking of Spinal Tap after reading **Reeder’s** line “…a woman with a bit of cushion.” Automatically my mind rhymed that with pushin’ and I had a Spinal Tap moment.

BTW, In keeping with the thread, add me to the list of finding a healthy-sized woman attractive. Calista Flockhart, Courtney Cox, etc, are too thin. They look like those walking stick insects with boobs.

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/32 "2001-08-22T21:55:00Z")

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Callista Flockhart has _ **boobs?!?** _

Oddly enough, I never noticed. Couldn’t seem to get past Jane Krakowski.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/33 "2001-08-22T22:02:25Z")

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Me. I have very odd preferences. My physically “ideal” woman:

5’6" or so  
160-200 lbs  
red hair  
blue or green eyes  
really good hands  
really really good face  
a fun belly

Other stuff is negotiable (except the fetish I deliberately didn’t include on there).

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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/34 "2001-08-22T22:02:25Z")

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mmmm… round women…

::drool::

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/35 "2001-08-22T22:24:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Me. I have very odd preferences. My physically “ideal” woman:
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> 5’6" or so  
> 160-200 lbs  
> red hair  
> blue or green eyes  
> really good hands  
> really really good face  
> a fun belly
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> Other stuff is negotiable (except the fetish I deliberately didn’t include on there). \*\*

Sorry, **punha** , I’m too tall for you.

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/36 "2001-08-22T22:26:47Z")

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Out of curiosity, PUN, what’s a “fun belly”?

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/37 "2001-08-22T22:49:39Z")

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Keep it up, guys. You are _way_ boosting my ego. 😃

–_Persephone,  
proud owner of hips & boobs…_

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/38 "2001-08-22T23:05:02Z")

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I’m with you, Persephone.

But, darn, I’m too short and too blonde [sub]and too old[/sub] for pun.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/39 "2001-08-22T23:20:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> **Me. I have very odd preferences. My physically “ideal” woman:**

HEY!!! That’s ME!!! My GOD, where were you during my Pit rant??? 😃

(I also have to say… I LOVE this thread!! Makes me feel all warm-n-fuzzy)

-BK

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/40 "2001-08-22T23:39:01Z")

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Gotta agree, this is a mighty fine thread… My youngest sisters has a T-shirt that proclaims “I’m not fat, I’m fluffy” - it suits her, but I like to think I’m a woman of substance, and a good bit of that substance is packed into my tits, hips and ass… Who wants a hug??

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