# Inspired by the Hijack of Kinkadeville.  Who prefers their women...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446 "2001-08-21T23:43:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/41 "2001-08-23T02:35:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Me. I have very odd preferences. My physically “ideal” woman:
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> 5’6" or so  
> 160-200 lbs  
> red hair  
> blue or green eyes  
> really good hands  
> really really good face  
> a fun belly
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> Other stuff is negotiable (except the fetish I deliberately didn’t include on there). \*\*

And I’m too short.

::sigh::

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**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/42 "2001-08-23T03:05:44Z")

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See, hardygrrl… Height does not matter. Neither does weight.

It all is proportional! I love a WELL rounded woman. Does not matter how tall, how small, how built, how svelte!

You just have to be HUMAN! How, what a fucking concept. And be charming, did I mention that?

## O

Vidi Vici Veni!

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/43 "2001-08-23T07:45:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jodi \*  
> \*\*Out of curiosity, PUN, what’s a “fun belly”? \*\*

Well, I don’t know if I can answer for **PUN** but my idea of a fun belly is one with enough give so that when I push my nose into her navel, my entire face can become enveloped by sweet smelling flesh…

And then you seal your lips against the fun belly and blow, making rude noises!

Oh, man. I shouldn’t have done that… Now I gotta go wake up **lady bug** in a _very special_ way.

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**Author:** ![incitatus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@incitatus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/incitatus)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/44 "2001-08-23T10:06:31Z")

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Damn, why didn’t I find this thread earlier? Count me in! I love women of generous proportions! Sure, the “ideal” woman you see on TV is pleasant to look at, but those Rubenesque women really do it for my like nothing else.

And if you think about it, the “walking stick with boobs” phenomenon is fairly recent. If you look at paintings and sculpture of beautiful women throughout history, you notice right away that they look at least twenty or thirty pounds overweight by today’s standards. Hell, just pick up a playboy from the 50’s or 60’s and you’ll notice a huge difference in the type of body that was considered sexy back then.

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**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/45 "2001-08-23T11:33:26Z")

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Girls are soft and squishy.

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/46 "2001-08-23T12:50:16Z")

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I love the “hourglass” figure: curves in all the right places!

originally posted by **Q.N. Jones**

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> Where are all of you guys when this lusty, plump young woman is looking for a date on Friday night???

probably admiring you - or someone with a similar figure - on the subway. 🙂

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/47 "2001-08-23T13:06:39Z")

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I knew I liked this board for a reason! (And about my hourglass figure, let’s just say it’s getting a little late…)

Is this a good time to mention that I used to do art-school modeling? And the highest compliment I ever received was from a Disney artist (when I was modeling at a local private art school) that “… (the artists) appreciated me because I wasn’t a “porcelain Barbie doll” - we like shape and substance”. 😃

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> If you don’t squish, have a muffin.

I just love this line.

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/48 "2001-08-23T13:22:02Z")

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A new movie is coming out soon. I think the title is “Summer Catch” One of the commercials has a young man screem “I love fat woman and they love me”  
I totally agree. Except the part about them loving me.☹

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/49 "2001-08-23T14:04:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Q.N. Jones \*  
> \*\*Where are all of you guys when this lusty, plump young woman is looking for a date on Friday night??? \*\*

\<Horschak\>

Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Oh, **Ms. Jones**. . .

\</Horschak\>

Zappo

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**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/50 "2001-08-23T14:50:07Z")

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> originally posted by **Q.N. Jones**
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> > Where are all of you guys when this lusty, plump young woman is looking for a date on Friday night???
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> probably admiring you - or someone with a similar figure - on the subway. 🙂 \*\*

Dammit, Neidhart, don’t just admire–_flirt_!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/51 "2001-08-23T15:28:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \*  
> I like to think I’m a woman of substance, and a good bit of that substance is packed into my tits, hips and ass… Who wants a hug??

I do!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/52 "2001-08-23T15:39:34Z")

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Count me in among those who appreciate a woman of substance. There is just something so … primal about a woman who packs some extra padding in all the right places. If you add to that an attitude that projects self-confidence, and you have truly the most powerful being on the planet.

I only have one word to add:

[**Emme**](http://www.eonline.com/On/People/emme.html)

(sigh)

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/53 "2001-08-23T16:36:25Z")

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> [**Emme**](http://www.eonline.com/On/People/emme.html)

Oh, yeessss…

Whatta cutie!

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/54 "2001-08-23T19:43:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \*  
> \*\*I like to think I’m a woman of substance, and a good bit of that substance is packed into my tits, hips and ass… Who wants a hug?? \*\*

\<shyly\>

Can I have a hug, too?

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/55 "2001-08-23T20:21:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> \*\*Am I the only one who had [this song](http://web.stargate.net/soundgarden/cgi-bin/lyr.cgi?ly=bigbo) pop into mind after reading **Reeder’s** post? \*\*

Must be. I thought of Queen and Sir Mixalot before Spinal Tap came to mind. And _The Princess Bride_: “But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.”

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**Author:** ![Yogi\_Yorgenson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/cdc98d/32.png) [@Yogi\_Yorgenson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yogi_Yorgenson)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/56 "2001-08-23T23:47:57Z")

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I like women with an hourglass figure, whether she’s 100 lbs. or 300 lbs. I prefer my woman with a little meat on thier bones.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/57 "2001-08-24T20:42:48Z")

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lee, “Kinkadeville” refers to this thread:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82966](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82966)

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/58 "2001-08-24T20:58:59Z")

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I’ve got a wide rance of physical preferences, but I’m much more drawn to a Queen Latifa orthan a Calista Flockhart, a [Liza Snyder](http://www.cbs.com/primetime/yes_dear/bio_lsnyder.shtml) over a Mena Süväri. I’d be afraid of crushing some stickgirl.

Luckily, I found a nice curvy sexy lady to marry. 😃

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/59 "2001-08-24T21:06:21Z")

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I believe all women are born with equal beauty.

They just display it in different formats.

Larger, smaller, taller, shorter. All sizes, all colours.

All beautiful.

Beauty is in the **mind.**

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-the-hijack-of-kinkadeville-who-prefers-their-women/77446/60 "2001-08-24T21:32:32Z")

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So, **meek** …how YOU doin? 😃

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