# Inspired by Troy McClure **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 29, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429 "2002-05-29T20:13:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/1 "2002-05-29T20:13:17Z")
Hi. I’m TN\*hippie. You might remember me from the other Troy McClure thread. It blew me away. Any ideas for other educational films and/or threads? \*\*Why Can’t Johnny Read Pornography? Antifreeze: The Poor Man’s Scotch Whisky Buckle Up for Safe Sex Evolution: Believe It And Burn! The Justice System: You Get What You Pay For[\b] * * * love and laughter to ALL, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/2 "2002-05-30T06:01:16Z")
okay, we’ll try this again… \*\*Cigarettes: The Patriotic Habit I Am Joe’s Penis-- Don’t Envy Me SPAM: Nature’s Miracle Food Democrats and other Minions of Satan The Economy is Hell. Three Cheers for War!\*\* * * * Hi, I’m TN\*hippie (you may remember me from such threads as **Legalize All Drugs** and **Sodomites Unite** ) ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/3 "2002-05-30T13:07:24Z")
The Miracle of Decomposition Wyoming: Land of Mystery Other religions: Why they are wrong Me Givum up: The Plains Indian Wars ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/4 "2002-05-30T14:02:04Z")
The history series: \*\*Joan of Arc: One Hot Lady Uh-oh! Mongols! Night Train to Auschwitz, or Hol-aboard for the Holocaust!\*\* [sub]shit, did I actually think that last one?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/5 "2002-05-30T17:00:11Z")
\*\*Hallucinations: You Gotta See 'Em To Believe 'Em. Pi: Fact or Fraction? Hello, I’m an Alcoholic. So Buy Me A Drink. This Land Is Your Land , This Land Is My Land…I Vote for Asphault. Bring Me Your Tired, Your Poor…Just Work for a Dollar an Hour and I Won’t Call Immigration. God vs. Satan…the Ultimate WWF Match.\*\* * * * sorry, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/6 "2002-05-30T17:22:42Z")
Educational films: KY Jelly - How to Lube Your Way to Happiness! Ouch, Mommy - I’ve Got A Cobra In My Pants John Ashcroft on “Why The Constitution Makes Great Toilet Paper” A Day at the Mortuary Broadway Productions: Sleepy Todd: The Insomniac Barber of Fleet Street Oklahomo! The Importance of Being Steve A Streetcar Named Complete and Utter Disregard The Toothpick Menagerie Possum on a Hot Asphalt Road ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/7 "2002-05-30T18:46:57Z")
\*\*Hot Pepper Jelly: Use Only As Directed Public Urination and Electric Fences-- Don’t Go There! The Land of the Free (Be Grateful You’re A Straight White Male) Canned Tuna (A great way to sample Dolphin) Menstruation: God’s Way of Annoying Women Monthly Men: God’s Way of Annoying Women Daily\*\* * * * Love, TN\*hippie (you might know me from such quotes as: _“Personally, I think hard-earned tax dollars should be spent to pay drug-crazed homosexual flag-burning felons to come into citizens’ homes to confiscate their guns and teach Satanism to their children. But that’s just my opinion. Others may disagree.”)_ ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspired-by-troy-mcclure/111429/8 "2002-05-30T20:03:33Z")
Canada: Communists of the North Harry Palm and his journey into Manhood