# InspiroBot inspires me to laugh my bot off **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946 "2018-11-22T15:53:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/1 "2018-11-22T15:53:48Z")
[InspiroBot](http://inspirobot.me/) is, as its home page puts it, “an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.” _Very_ unique inspirational quotes. Imagine someone takes all those generic-sunrise-photo “Believe in you!” posters and puts them in a blender with _Chicken Soup For the Soul_, then uses a robotic algorithm to put the pieces back together (“Make yesterday your rival!”). There was an article about the Bot in this year’s _Bathroom Reader_, so I headed over to check it out for myself. I was not disappointed. My very first try generated “Bend over with your buttocks inwards as much as possible”, which I think we can all agree is a principle to live by. Other timely words of wisdom: “Change doesn’t exist.” “If you are not enjoying a dangerous cult you might just be psychotic.” “Only when you learn to face other people’s monsters, will you be face to face with a girlfriend.” “Mainstream parents slave. Better parents annoy.” “If you are not afraid of alliances you are underestimating what alliances actually means.” “Have sex with millionaires.” ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/2 "2018-11-22T17:49:27Z")
“You are capable of making it so that some guy gets confused.” Yes! I knew I could confuse someone if I tried hard enough. “You can be the first man to listen to things that nobody has even thought to listen to.” Over a photo of a marijuana leaf. “Prolonging light grows prolongingly.” For some reason I kind of like this one. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/3 "2018-11-22T17:58:43Z")
“You can make it so that somebody comes at work” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/4 "2018-11-22T18:03:59Z")
“Ensure that a random person gets torn apart by demons.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/5 "2018-11-22T18:05:07Z")
Reminds me of the [Random Deepak Chopra Generator](http://wisdomofchopra.com/): > [@](#): > > True faith is the foundation of the light of opportunities > [@](#): > > A single particle is only possible in pure neural networks > [@](#): > > Wholeness unfolds into intrinsic marvel ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/6 "2018-11-22T18:14:44Z")
Thanks for this **M, I, S**. I’ve some people on my Facebook feed who are constantly posting glurgy "inspirational’ bollocks. Let’s see what they make of these. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/7 "2018-11-23T14:26:14Z")
Don’t ignore the messages from the bot after each new inspiration (“Your aunt will love that one.”) ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/8 "2018-11-23T15:46:42Z")
“Behind every inspired psycho there’s an inspired whore.” I think I saw that movie. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/9 "2018-11-23T17:22:22Z")
“Respected is a husband who is known for his brain, for he also disguises his oxen.” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/10 "2018-11-23T18:20:59Z")
Pic of Typewriter on desk: “There is a correlation between playfulness and addiction.” I wonder why Earnest Hemingway pops into my head… **M,I,S** , Thanks for sharing, this is great! ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/11 "2018-11-23T18:24:44Z")
Okay, on my sixth stab at the generate button I appear to have accidentally gotten something a little more on point than I would like: “Online trolls all over the world! Join forces in order to prevent love!” ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/12 "2018-11-23T19:13:04Z")
“Dream about drug abuse.” Mmm, sweet sweet drug abuse. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/13 "2018-11-23T21:54:57Z")
“Respected is he who gives his slave to his chin.” I think I know now why I get no respect, I just don’t understand the process at all. “You are a dead man. Don’t you ever forget it” Point made InspiroBot, I’ll be leaving now. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/14 "2018-11-23T22:10:15Z")
My first three actually make some sense. 'Isn’t it kind of obvious that our souls are our souls because we like to think of them that way?" “Chained today wed tomorrow.” "Procrastinations are just strangers of solitude.’ ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/15 "2018-11-23T22:28:12Z")
“Depression can become a tunnel. Unexpected.” ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/16 "2018-11-23T23:07:03Z")
“Generous is the man who knows his life. More generous is the man who knows his breasts.” ‘“Masseuse” is just a fine title for “grave-digger”.’ “Brain surgery is the finer side of butt sex.” ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/17 "2018-11-25T02:00:54Z")
“ **Play with the Ouija board. You won’t regret it.** ” Nice try, ghost-posessing-Inspirobot, I’m not falling for it. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/18 "2018-11-25T02:38:19Z")
“Only through the transgression of containment can one find intoxication.” So, don’t puke if you wanna get drunk? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/19 "2018-11-25T04:52:04Z")
“The two things you need in order to get into heaven is a relationship and opium.” “Looking for something? Eat more bacon.” “The difference between a bolt of lightning and the world’s greatest lover, is that the world’s greatest lover can be shared by everyone.” “You are capable of making it so that a certain someone goes bonkers.” “Romance is always painless.” “Robbing a convenient store can be not worth it.” “Any man who is willing to swap wilderness for prison deserves a handjob.” “Did you know that everyday life is like Medieval torture.” “Don’t look for love. It’s boring.” “Don’t you ever get tired of using a condom?” “«License and registration, please» does not mean «I want to feel the heat with somebody».” ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/20 "2018-11-25T06:49:19Z")
“A taxidermist always has a heart.” - I’d laugh, but it’s a bit sinister. “Don’t report neighbors while they’re at the loo” - Ok. I can live with that. “The flat earth does not impact spontaneous combustion.” - hmm… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946.md?page=2)