# InspiroBot inspires me to laugh my bot off **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946 "2018-11-22T15:53:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/61 "2018-12-02T01:22:57Z")
“Enjoy social media. Marry and reproduce.” This thing sounds like the aliens from _They Live._ “Only sociopaths give the middle finger to the tits.” “If we can’t spy on other people, we can’t pussyfoot around our asses.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/62 "2018-12-02T13:53:02Z")
“Die.” With a picture of a business-suited man holding a white umbrella in front of his face. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/63 "2018-12-02T14:39:30Z")
Finally a good one: “Embrace the logic. Not the whining.” (Background is a picture of a guy on work clothes, arms crossed, in a sort of graffiti lined alley.) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/64 "2018-12-02T22:03:22Z")
“No double penetration, no social status.” “Don’t you think that bad ideas can become scary when you become president?” Yes. Yes, I do. “Murder will trigger the rapture.” Holy shit, dude. “Horny? Why not buy yourself a fancy dinner?” “Screw everybody.” With a guy raising a miniature American flag. _That’s_ American foreign policy in a nutshell. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/65 "2018-12-02T22:16:31Z")
“No marriage for you!” “History is often like a burning house… Seriously not cool” “Together we can make the power of the government flop.” ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/66 "2018-12-02T22:31:47Z")
Mindfullness mode gave me a nice little parable. _A long time ago there was a poor woodsman who was walking around in the town square in search of contraceptives, when he ran into a seer. “Can you tell me where to find contraceptives?” he asked the seer. The seer thought long and hard, and then she said: “Contraceptives is only in death.” The woodsman groped the seer. Then he murdered her and dumped her body in a well. The following day as he was complaining about the field, the woodsman understood everything: Blessed is a student who challenges his cart. And he was happy for the rest of his life_ Thus endith the lesson. ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/67 "2018-12-02T22:56:52Z")
I think I got one that was intended for The Orange One Who Must Not Be Named: **"News channels are figments of your imagination."** And if this one makes sense to you then its a sign you are doing it wrong: **"How can you know that a whore is not a proctologist?"** Inspiration for Crohn’s patients: **"Ignore Intestines."** ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/68 "2018-12-02T23:03:56Z")
“Shut the fuck up, or at least don’t become a politician.” Finally, something we agree on! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/69 "2018-12-02T23:07:06Z")
With a picture of a guy and girl kissing on a beach, feet in the water: “Lay down. Be you. Come. Be a man.” ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/70 "2018-12-03T14:09:48Z")
Just when you think Artificial Intelligence is making great strides: “You can make it so that a virgin wakes up in a hospital.” I don’t think we have to fear the machines anytime soon if this is what’s on their minds. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/71 "2018-12-10T11:18:01Z")
With a pair of aged hands on a piano: “Don’t make love. You’re better than that.” “Coalminers. They can wear you, they can slap a sticker on you, and they can also attract you.” “Robots and enemies! Come together for your common goal, nuclear war!” Oh, shit, did I just wake up SkyNet? ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/72 "2018-12-10T13:36:30Z")
“An afterlife is a brother. It is also a brother.” Has Dave been pulling out the memory modules again? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/73 "2018-12-11T07:17:08Z")
A picture of a guy holding up an umbrella over his head, in which a mysterious red mist floats: “You have always been an idiot.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/74 "2018-12-11T08:20:41Z")
“To get attention, there is only one option: Go public and drink laundry detergent.” Hey, I know I’m a Millenial, but I’m not _that_ kind of Millenial. “Try to see some beauty in a prostitute.” ~I had a dream my life would be/So different from this hell I’m living~ “Masturbation is unforgivable, no matter how much you believe in yourself.” Hey, in my case, it’s that or pick up some chick at a bar. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946/75 "2018-12-11T14:03:53Z")
“ONLY WHEN YOU SEE YOUR OWN FAMILY, WILL YOU MEET ART.” A. Stop screaming at me! Too many of these are in all caps. B. I don’t have anyone named “Art” in my family. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inspirobot-inspires-me-to-laugh-my-bot-off/824946.md?page=3)