# Instant Sedar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instant-sedar/397275>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 24, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instant-sedar/397275 "2007-03-24T02:19:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instant-sedar/397275/1 "2007-03-24T02:19:11Z")

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Pesach is just around the corner, and in that spirit, a good friend sent me this:

[**The Two-Minute Haggadah**](http://www.slate.com/id/2139601/)  
A Passover service for the impatient.  
_By Michael Rubiner_

Hag Sameach, all. 😃

what ever happened to the little Jewish smilie guy?

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instant-sedar/397275/2 "2007-03-24T11:59:14Z")

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The previous post was brought to you by the Rabbi Guido Sarducci 5-minute Hebrew School.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instant-sedar/397275/3 "2007-03-24T20:12:05Z")

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You left out Elijah.

We open the door for another alter kacker, the Prophet Elijah. (Open door)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instant-sedar/397275/4 "2007-03-25T03:50:17Z")

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Please don’t post copyrighted material in its entirety, **anyrose**.

You’ve been here long enough to know better.

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**Cajun Man**  
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instant-sedar/397275/5 "2007-03-25T05:03:35Z")

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My apologies - I received it in an email with no copyright information and no link to the original site. I guess you should close the thread now.