# Instead of ''Said''

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 10, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104 "2009-11-10T22:09:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/301 "2009-11-23T21:12:54Z")

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“I love dogs – and trees!” **barked** twicks.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/302 "2009-11-23T22:24:04Z")

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“Someone needs to make a circle and put the guys who are cut on the inside and those who aren’t on the outside” **circumscribed** NFM.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/303 "2009-11-23T23:53:23Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> “Someone needs to make a circle and put the guys who are cut on the inside and those who aren’t on the outside” **circumscribed** NFM.

“It’s a moyle like me you want to do that,” **deducted** maserschmidt.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/304 "2009-11-23T23:58:44Z")

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“The list of mourneresn will be long when this thread finally dies?” **eulogized** NFM.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/305 "2009-11-24T00:32:18Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> “The list of mourneresn will be long when this thread finally dies?” **eulogized** NFM.

“And if so, who will play guitar at its funeral?” **fretted** maserschmidt.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/306 "2009-11-24T00:36:11Z")

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“I bet we could find someone,” **gambled** twicks.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/307 "2009-11-24T01:31:15Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> “I bet we could find someone,” **gambled** twicks.

“Well I don’t just want _someone_,” maserschmidt **harrumphed**.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/308 "2009-11-24T02:34:41Z")

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“I’ll drink to that” NFM **imbibed**.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/309 "2009-11-24T03:19:42Z")

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“I think we can keep this going,” twicks **judged.**

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/310 "2009-11-24T03:59:36Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> “I think we can keep this going,” twicks **judged.**

“I suppose, if Madame Moderator insists,” maserschmidt \*\*knuckled \*\*under.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/311 "2009-11-24T04:07:24Z")

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“I tot I taw a putty cat” \*\*lisped \*\*NFM.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/312 "2009-11-24T14:24:03Z")

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“Damn! Busted!” **meowed** the cat NFM saw.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/313 "2009-11-25T02:01:28Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> “Damn! Busted!” **meowed** the cat NFM saw.

"When I read your quote I thought of [this](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046889/), **noted** maserschmidt.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/314 "2009-11-25T02:15:10Z")

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“Where can I find some truffles” **oinked** NFM

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/315 "2009-11-25T15:40:47Z")

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“The guy doing q is going to have a tough time,” **predicted** 42fish.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/316 "2009-11-25T15:44:53Z")

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“A nation divided against itself cannot stand” **quotiented** NG.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/317 "2009-11-25T16:02:02Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> “A nation divided against itself cannot stand” **quotiented** NG.

Why that’s – that’s t-terrible!" \*\*stammered \*\*maserschmidt.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/318 "2009-11-25T16:09:34Z")

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“I swear, it just came to me” **testified** NG.

Have something against R **maserschmidt**?

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/319 "2009-11-25T19:40:39Z")

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Since r is available, 42fish **recapped** , "The following verbs have been used:

abdicated  
acknowledged  
admonished  
advocated  
allowed  
announced  
argued  
ascertained  
asked  
aspirated  
averred  
baaed  
balked  
barked  
begged  
belched  
bellowed  
bemoaned  
bitched  
blurted  
blustered  
bumped  
cackled  
cautioned  
chimed  
circumscribed  
cited  
clogged  
coughed  
countered  
cracked  
cried  
croaked  
crowed  
deadpanned  
declaimed  
declared  
deducted  
demanded  
denounced  
derided  
dictated  
directed  
dithered  
divulged  
dreamed  
drummed  
echoed  
edified  
effused  
emoted  
emoted  
enunciated  
envisioned  
equivocated  
erupted  
eulogized  
exasperated  
excused  
exhorted  
expectorated  
fantacized  
felched  
fibbed  
finished  
fired back  
fluttered  
followed  
found  
fretted  
fumed  
furthered  
fussed  
gainsaid  
gambled  
gasped  
giggled  
gloated  
granted  
griped  
groaned  
groused  
grumbled  
guessed  
hailed  
harped  
harrumphed  
hemmed and hawed  
hissed  
hollered  
hoped  
hounded  
huffed  
hurrahed  
imbibed  
implied  
inferred  
ingeminated  
inquired  
insinuated  
insisted  
interjected  
intervened  
intimated  
intoned  
inveigled  
jabbed  
jabbered  
jawed  
jeered  
jested  
jived  
joined in  
joked  
joshed  
jousted  
judged  
jumped in  
keened  
ketchupped  
kibbitzed  
kidded  
kiplinged  
kissed  
knuckled under  
kowtowed  
kvelled  
kvetched  
lamented  
laughed  
leaked  
lectured  
leered  
lied  
lisped  
LOLed  
lorded over  
lurched  
maintained  
maundered  
mentioned  
meowed  
mewed  
micturated  
mimicked  
moaned  
moped  
mumbled  
murmured  
mused  
muttered  
nagged  
narced  
nattered  
nayed  
nitpicked  
nodded  
noted  
nudged  
numerated  
oathed  
obfuscated  
objected  
offered  
oinked  
opined  
oralized  
orated  
ordered  
overindulged  
ovined  
panicked  
parrotted  
pleaded  
pointed  
pontificated  
posited  
posted  
postured  
pouted  
predicted  
proffered  
prompted  
pshawed  
quacked  
quavered  
queried  
quipped  
quizzed  
quoted  
quoth  
quotiented  
reasoned  
reiterated  
remonstrated  
replied  
responded  
retorted  
reviewed  
ribbed  
riposted  
roared  
sermonized  
sneered  
snickered  
snitched  
snoozed  
spoke  
squawked  
stammered  
stated  
suggested  
sulked  
surmised  
swore  
taught  
taunted  
teased  
terminated  
testified  
threatened  
tintintabulated  
told  
trumpeted  
tutored  
tutted  
tut-tutted  
ululated  
umbulated  
unburdened  
underscored  
understated  
upbraided  
updated  
upsy-daisied  
urged  
ushered  
uttered  
vacillated  
vaticinated  
vaunted  
veloceraptored  
verified  
vocalized  
voiced  
vollued  
volunteered  
vouchsafed  
waffled  
wailed  
warbled  
weeped  
welched  
wept  
whickered  
whined  
whinnied  
winced  
wondered  
woo-hooed  
xclaimed  
xplained  
yakked  
yammered  
yawned  
yawped  
yearned  
yee-hawed  
yelled  
yelped  
yesed  
yielded  
yipped  
yodeled  
yukked  
zinged  
zipped  
zoinked."

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/320 "2009-11-25T20:05:01Z")

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“QUIET!!!” \*\* Silenced\*\* Darryl and Darryl in the last episode of Newhart to their wives

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