# Instead of ''Said'' **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 10, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104 "2009-11-10T22:09:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/501 "2009-12-28T16:14:25Z")
“I’ve got a bridge I’ll trade you for some hot babes” **conned** NG. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/502 "2009-12-28T18:27:50Z")
“Now how am I gonna serve these eggs?” deveiled Satan. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/503 "2009-12-28T19:20:20Z")
“I like them poached, with hollandaise sauce” **eggsclaimed** NFM. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/504 "2009-12-28T19:31:45Z")
“There is going to be a pun about a quartet of penumbras later in this thread,” Sternvogel **foreshadowed**. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/505 "2009-12-28T19:32:51Z")
“I’d like to save up these quotes for later use” **garnered** TC ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/506 "2009-12-28T20:11:37Z")
“If we copyrighted the puns, how do we divide the proceeds” **halved** NFM. ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/507 "2009-12-28T23:07:18Z")
“That’s none of your business!” **inveighed** cucuy. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/508 "2009-12-29T02:29:16Z")
“When are you jackasses going to fix Michael Jackson’s spare tire” **jack-offed** NFM in a shameless promotion for the current feud. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/509 "2009-12-29T14:13:24Z")
“I want a cat that looks like me” [kitlered](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl) Adolph. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/510 "2009-12-29T14:24:58Z")
“I guess I better get off my butt and post something” **lollygagged** NG. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/511 "2009-12-29T18:03:52Z")
“I nominate this thread for thread of the year, do I hear a second?” **motioned** NFM. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/512 "2009-12-29T21:38:14Z")
“I think we should make notfrommensa the president of this thread,” Sternvogel **nominated**. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/513 "2009-12-29T22:14:37Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > “I think we should make notfrommensa the president of this thread,” Sternvogel **nominated**. “Chances are, posts like this one will go right to my head” **overindulged** NFM. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/514 "2009-12-30T14:52:48Z")
“Colonel Mustard killed Mr. Boddy in the library with the lead weapon,” Sternvogel **piped up**. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/515 "2009-12-30T15:07:46Z")
“I need sme change to do laundry” Annie **quartered** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/516 "2009-12-30T16:27:36Z")
“Those people who tried to kill the thread several pages back were obviously shooting blanks,” Sternvogel **ridiculed**. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/517 "2009-12-30T16:46:39Z")
“They obviously underestimated our creative ability” **schmooooozed** NFM. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/518 "2009-12-30T17:26:31Z")
“Are you boobies \*still \*at this?” **tittered** maserschmidt. ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/519 "2009-12-30T17:32:55Z")
“We’re just going with the flow,” **undulated** cucuy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/520 "2009-12-30T19:33:05Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > “Are you boobies \*still \*at this?” **tittered** maserschmidt. “As opposed to looking at boobies?” Annie **va va voomed** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104.md?page=27)