# Instead of ''Said'' **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 10, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104 "2009-11-10T22:09:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/41 "2009-11-10T23:16:12Z")
“I already did ‘zed’,” Stu bemoaned. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/42 "2009-11-10T23:23:08Z")
“We call that ZEE!” **countered** maserschmidt. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/43 "2009-11-10T23:54:40Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > “We call that ZEE!” **countered** maserschmidt. “Well, next time make it clear what country you’re posting from!” demanded RickJay. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/44 "2009-11-11T00:00:08Z")
“Whoa! This thread is giving me deja vu” Keanu emoted. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/45 "2009-11-11T00:12:05Z")
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!” Rhett **fired** back. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/46 "2009-11-11T00:17:34Z")
“Good grief!” **groaned** Charlie Brown. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/47 "2009-11-11T00:36:32Z")
“No soap! Radio!” **hissed** the penguin. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/48 "2009-11-11T00:42:00Z")
“Don’t talking penguins give you the creeps?” \*\*inquired \*\*twickster. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/49 "2009-11-11T00:58:42Z")
“Only when they say something scary,” joked RickJay. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/50 "2009-11-11T01:03:24Z")
“I am really scared of mutilated penguins” lamented NFM ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/51 "2009-11-11T01:04:31Z")
“Pngnms rnt so scrry,” **mumbled** maserschmidt. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/52 "2009-11-11T01:07:18Z")
“They are if when you were little, you’d been attacked by a man in a tuxedo,” noted cmkeller. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/53 "2009-11-11T01:09:55Z")
“men should wear tuxedos to work” NFM offered ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/54 "2009-11-11T03:26:32Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Note that the letters X and Y are excluded. > > The next poster should use a word starting with the letter B. “Okay, I’m an idiot. It should have been that X and Z were excluded. Plenty of good Y words,” pleaded Shibb. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/55 "2009-11-11T03:28:33Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > “men should wear tuxedos to work” NFM offered “But that would be exorbitantly expensive,” RickJay quipped. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/56 "2009-11-11T04:46:51Z")
“I think it’s keen that we missed ‘k’ this go-round,” **ribbed** **kaylasdad99**. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/57 "2009-11-11T05:26:20Z")
“That was me that missed the K-word” squawked NFM. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/58 "2009-11-11T05:57:13Z")
“Nyah, nyah, you missed the ‘K’ word!” taunted cmkeller. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/59 "2009-11-11T06:01:08Z")
“Yooooooouuuuuuuuuu” forgot the K," ululated Diogenes. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/instead-of-said/517104/60 "2009-11-11T11:03:59Z")
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