# Insult-noun combos aren't funny anymore **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745 "2009-01-24T02:10:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/21 "2009-01-24T17:43:59Z")
You are now my favorite human being of all time. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/22 "2009-01-24T17:45:44Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I’m sorry, but “twatwaffle” still makes me smile. It’s my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/23 "2009-01-24T18:15:02Z")
What about mixing curse levels? Any love for crap-whores? ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/24 "2009-01-24T18:26:40Z")
I think that profanity-profanity combinations are currently Class 2 insults, no permit required, unrestricted use in the BBQ Pit, in season. Examples include dicktwat, assbastard, and hellfuck. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/25 "2009-01-24T18:28:30Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > **Profanity:** Ass, bastard, butt, cunt, dick, fart, fuck, hell, shit, turd, twat. > **Nouns:** Bread, cat cheese, chicken, cube, head, monkey, waffle. > > For reference I have created a handy chart: Way to go, cat-cheese. Actually, it really IS an insult for those of us who hate cats! In fact I’d be much more likely to use that one than any of the ones on the chart. Wow, thanks **Fish**! I simultaneously take it back and affirm it! Although it does seem to demand hyphenation to avoid appearing as “catcheese”-- which, I dunno, sort of looks like it might be a secret language exclusive to catchers. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/26 "2009-01-24T18:42:34Z")
This just in: authorities have released an upgraded list of permissible noun combinations, consisting of the nouns face, fire, mouth, muffin, nose, nugget, potato, and skillet. ```auto face fire mouth muffin nose nugget potato skillet ass assface assfire assmouth assmuffin assnose assnugget asspotato assskillet bastard bastardface bastardfire bastardmouth bastardmuffin bastardnose bastardnugget bastardpotato bastardskillet butt buttface buttfire buttmouth buttmuffin buttnose buttnugget buttpotato buttskillet cunt cuntface cuntfire cuntmouth cuntmuffin cuntnose cuntnugget cuntpotato cuntskillet dick dickface dickfire dickmouth dickmuffin dicknose dicknugget dickpotato dickskillet fart fartface fartfire fartmouth fartmuffin fartnose fartnugget fartpotato fartskillet fuck fuckface fuckfire fuckmouth fuckmuffin fucknose fucknugget fuckpotato fuckskillet hell hellface hellfire hellmouth hellmuffin hellnose hellnugget hellpotato hellskillet shit shitface shitfire shitmouth shitmuffin shitnose shitnugget shitpotato shitskillet turd turdface turdfire turdmouth turdmuffin turdnose turdnugget turdpotato turdskillet twat twatface twatfire twatmouth twatmuffin twatnose twatnugget twatpotato twatskillet ``` ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/27 "2009-01-24T18:48:46Z")
They never were funny in the first place, or really all that insulting. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/28 "2009-01-24T18:55:35Z")
> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#): > > They never were funny in the first place, or really all that insulting. Says you poopoocarcase! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/29 "2009-01-24T18:55:45Z")
> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#): > > They never were funny in the first place, or really all that insulting. Sez you, scrotumgrease. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/30 "2009-01-24T19:04:44Z")
Chimptards. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/31 "2009-01-24T19:15:31Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > .. authorities have released an upgraded list of permissible noun combinations, consisting of the nouns face, fire, mouth, muffin, nose, nugget, potato, and skillet. … No stain? ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/32 "2009-01-24T19:25:59Z")
I hereby authorize you to make your own profanity-noun chart. Go and sin no more. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/33 "2009-01-24T19:40:30Z")
If you use skillet, do you need PAM, or will any old non-stick oil do? ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/34 "2009-01-24T19:47:00Z")
As long as there’s profanity-noun agreement. If you use fuckskillet, obviously you must use either fuckpam or fuckoil. I wouldn’t recommend using fuckbutter because fuckbutter has a low fucksmokefuckpoint. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/35 "2009-01-24T20:01:20Z")
I disagree; it’s perfectly acceptable to use fuckbutter, you just have to know what you’re doing. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/36 "2009-01-24T20:02:07Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > If you use skillet, do you need PAM, or will any old non-stick oil do? Somehow putting semen in the hot skillet seems about right here. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/37 "2009-01-24T21:34:15Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > Somehow putting semen in the hot skillet seems about right here. What about when there is bacon added? I’ve heard adding bacon makes EVERYTHING better. Do i need the good thick country sliced bacon, or will fake bacon bits be ok in a pinch? Seems like real bacon would add enough lube, but the baco-bits would fall short on the lube front… ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/38 "2009-01-24T21:35:23Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > As long as there’s profanity-noun agreement. If you use fuckskillet, obviously you must use either fuckpam or fuckoil. I wouldn’t recommend using fuckbutter because fuckbutter has a low fucksmokefuckpoint. Well, that explains why my fuckingsmokealarm keeps going off! ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/39 "2009-01-24T21:38:15Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > For reference I have created a handy chart: I was reading through that with a blank expression on my face, and then for some reason I just busted out laughing when I read ‘fartwaffle’. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/40 "2009-01-25T01:13:31Z")
how’s cuntweasle rating these days? just wondering [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745.md?page=3)