# Insult-noun combos aren't funny anymore **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745 "2009-01-24T02:10:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/41 "2009-01-25T01:32:18Z")
\< Homer Simpson\> MMMMMMMmmmmmmm Fuckbutter… ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/42 "2009-01-25T01:39:27Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > This just in: authorities have released an upgraded list of permissible noun combinations, Y’know, to be truthful, too few of the ones with “bastard” as a prefix seem to rise to the ocassion here. The committee may have to discuss an alternate. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/43 "2009-01-25T01:39:43Z")
Twatrocket. Fucksteak. Assclown. Turd burglar. Fuckstick. Shithammer. Farthammer. Cock mongrel. Butt nugget. Butt soup. I’m done for now. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/44 "2009-01-25T01:56:29Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Y’know, to be truthful, too few of the ones with “bastard” as a prefix seem to rise to the ocassion here. The committee may have to discuss an alternate. Tit was first alternate. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/45 "2009-01-25T01:59:23Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > This just in: authorities have released an upgraded list of permissible noun combinations, consisting of the nouns face, fire, mouth, muffin, nose, nugget, potato, and skillet. > > ```auto > > face fire mouth muffin nose nugget potato skillet > ass assface assfire assmouth assmuffin assnose assnugget asspotato assskillet > bastard bastardface bastardfire bastardmouth bastardmuffin bastardnose bastardnugget bastardpotato bastardskillet > butt buttface buttfire buttmouth buttmuffin buttnose buttnugget buttpotato buttskillet > cunt cuntface cuntfire cuntmouth cuntmuffin cuntnose cuntnugget cuntpotato cuntskillet > dick dickface dickfire dickmouth dickmuffin dicknose dicknugget dickpotato dickskillet > fart fartface fartfire fartmouth fartmuffin fartnose fartnugget fartpotato fartskillet > fuck fuckface fuckfire fuckmouth fuckmuffin fucknose fucknugget fuckpotato fuckskillet > hell hellface hellfire hellmouth hellmuffin hellnose hellnugget hellpotato hellskillet > shit shitface shitfire shitmouth shitmuffin shitnose shitnugget shitpotato shitskillet > turd turdface turdfire turdmouth turdmuffin turdnose turdnugget turdpotato turdskillet > twat twatface twatfire twatmouth twatmuffin twatnose twatnugget twatpotato twatskillet > > ``` Spicy foods may lead to assfire, buttfire, fartfire and hellnose. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/46 "2009-01-25T04:04:28Z")
I’d like add assweasel, dickweasel, bushweasel, titweasel, whoreweasel, and yourmom ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/47 "2009-01-25T04:57:37Z")
Fuckbutter and bastardcheese are wonderful. I think that food references add so much richness to life. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/48 "2009-01-25T09:21:05Z")
Bastardcheese is good. I’m also fond of asscube. It just sounds so painful, like, “Dude, I totally passed an asscube after lunch. Now I’ve got buttfire.” ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/49 "2009-01-25T10:20:05Z")
Man, I knew this shit was going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/50 "2009-01-25T10:35:06Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > it’s perfectly acceptable to use fuckbutter, Agreed. _ **Last Tango in Paris** _ is my cite. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/51 "2009-01-25T12:56:52Z")
> [@sturmhauke](#): > > Bastardcheese is good. I’m also fond of asscube. It just sounds so painful, like, “Dude, I totally passed an asscube after lunch. Now I’ve got buttfire.” I’ve always referred to that Tom Wolfe novel/Melanie Griffith movie as **[Buttfire in the Panities](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonfire_of_the_Vanities)**. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/52 "2009-01-25T17:49:31Z")
Are we allowed to ‘verbalize’ these combos? Or is that pushing it? Am I acting asshattery? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/53 "2009-01-25T18:17:09Z")
> [@JimNightshade](#): > > .. Am I acting asshattery? More cuntcubish. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/54 "2009-01-25T19:43:32Z")
(cunt)x(cunt)x(cunt)=cunt cubed ---
**Author:** ![QuercusMax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/8baadc/32.png) [@QuercusMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuercusMax)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/55 "2009-01-25T19:49:55Z")
My wife often uses fartstick, buttnugget, and assbastard. (Although the first two are generally pluralized and used as interjections) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/56 "2009-01-25T20:32:34Z")
> [@chacoguy420](#): > > (cunt)x(cunt)x(cunt)=cunt cubed Ahh cunt³. There’s a very sexist math joke in this. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/57 "2009-01-26T00:36:32Z")
If you find a pop-up book in the vaginalibrary, you might not be in the vaginalibrary after all. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/58 "2009-01-26T00:42:51Z")
Yes, I would like to reserve ISVN: 0520053710 as well as 0721423712 Would you please notify me by e-mail when these are available. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/59 "2009-01-26T00:47:04Z")
Just remember to stay out of the children’s section of the vaginalibrary.\* BTW 0520053710 is Letters from Prison and Other Essays. It’s a hardcover so not sure if they’d have it in authentic vaginalibrary. At least one I’d patronize anyway. \*historians will pinpoint this post as the exact moment I got on the bus to hell ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/60 "2009-01-26T01:19:53Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Just remember to stay out of the children’s section of the vaginalibrary.\* I think that would be the Buh-gina library. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745.md?page=4)