# Insult-noun combos aren't funny anymore **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2009, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745 "2009-01-24T02:10:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/61 "2009-01-26T01:21:34Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > BTW 0520053710 is Letters from Prison and Other Essays. FWIW 0721423712 is Madonna ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/62 "2009-01-26T01:24:34Z")
I hear the vulva hallway leading the library is quite pleasant though… ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/63 "2009-01-26T20:07:04Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I hear the vulva hallway leading the library is quite pleasant though.. Wouldn’t that be more of a vestibule? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/64 "2009-01-26T20:37:27Z")
The only problem is they have to close it for maintenance every month. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/65 "2009-01-26T20:42:11Z")
> [@neutron\_star](#): > > Man, I knew this shit was going to happen. Then why did you create the thread in the first place? I might be tempted to call you a “dumbass”, but apparently, it is just not funny anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/66 "2009-01-26T21:40:42Z")
I am crying now. Thanks guys. **neutron star** , I understand what you’re saying, but hell, one of the main reasons I even \*read \*the Pit posts is for the hilarious insult-nouns. I swear to Og, twatwaffle makes me giggle like an idiot. I can’t help it, it’s one of the funniest words ever made up and hence makes a great insult – I mean, any insult that I can’t say straight-faced is worth it! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/67 "2009-01-26T22:00:28Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Just stay away from the periodicals section.:eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/68 "2009-01-27T16:59:17Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Spicy foods may lead to assfire, buttfire, fartfire and hellnose. Okay, I had to reach for a tissue after this one, because I snorted through my nose, which apparently needed to be blown. And then I snerked and giggled through the rest of the thread. Thanks a lot you bunch of turdskillets.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/69 "2009-01-27T17:10:56Z")
With all the scrotumgrease floating around this thread, you shouldn’t need to use much fuckbutter at all. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745/70 "2009-01-27T17:25:34Z")
Still pending approval through the Vulgarity Assessment Governmental Insult-Noun Agency are the nouns muffin, stain, grease, weasel, obelisk, henge, caravan, towel, skittle, davenport, topiary, button, snake, impressario, dart, anthropomorphism, and fog. However, not every word makes it through the rigorous Insult-Noun application approval process. If only there could be some animated cartoon that would explain the process in detail. _I’m just a noun, I am only a noun…_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insult-noun-combos-arent-funny-anymore/482745.md?page=3)