# InsultedBy, inc **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 17, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978 "2018-02-17T02:30:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/21 "2018-02-17T15:54:52Z")
Neidermeier from Animal House passed away recently, right? Or am I misremembering that? Anyway, if he’s still kicking I could handle being insulted by him. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/22 "2018-02-17T16:19:19Z")
No, it looks like the guy who played Neidermeyer is actually still around and doing occasional work. I will have my people talk to his people. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/23 "2018-02-17T18:20:44Z")
How about Cecil Adams? ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/24 "2018-02-17T18:50:29Z")
Can I book either John Cleese or Rowan Atkinson? If Cleese is available, how much for him to start out subtle and elaborate and work himself up to fill blown apoplexy? If Atkinson is available, can he do it in his costume from Blackadder Season 3? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/25 "2018-02-17T20:09:51Z")
Rowan Atkinson is only available in attire from Blackadder II. It seems that all that frillery makes him feel particularly picquish. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/26 "2018-02-17T21:08:19Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > But if you could get Pope Francis to call me a douchebag, I’d appreciate it. I want the bell, book, and candle ceremony. And I’m not even Catholic. (Excommunication scene from the movie \*Beckett.\*) ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/27 "2018-02-19T15:49:05Z")
I imagine _Samual L Jackson_ would be a popular choice. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/28 "2018-02-19T16:03:40Z")
R. Lee Ermey (“Full Metal Jacket”) is still around. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/29 "2018-02-19T16:09:52Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > R. Lee Ermey (“Full Metal Jacket”) is still around. > > What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Man, nothing pisses me off more than getting ready to post in a two-day-old thread and finding I’ve been ninja’d in the last five minutes! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/30 "2018-02-19T16:14:59Z")
^GMTA! ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/31 "2018-02-19T16:36:10Z")
> [@Lancia](#): > > I want to be insulted by Trump. Since he doesn’t do subtle or elaborate, I should be able to save some coin. > > Actually, saving money would have no effect on my decision. Being insulted by Donald Trump would be a true honor. At the current rate, you may be the last person on Earth that he hasn’t insulted yet. Have you checked Twitter lately, just in case? ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/32 "2018-02-19T16:45:36Z")
Penn Jillette. Get him on one of his rants like from their show **Penn & Teller Bullshit!** ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978/33 "2018-02-19T22:01:56Z")
> [@BobBitchin](#): > > The king himself RODNEY freaking DANGERFIELD.😃 > [@eschereal](#): > > Sadly, he seems to be unavailable. Last I heard, he was eternally sparring with Don Rickles, who was refusing to respect him. We only use celebrities who we can get. Paul Baloff (1st singer for thrash metal band Exodus) would have been a model employee. [His business card](https://twitter.com/hashtag/paulbaloff) listed him as “Destroyer” and read “Will Destroy Anything! Relationships - Lives - Property No Job Too Big!!” (Scroll down a dozen pictures or so to see his business card, eh.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insultedby-inc/808978.md?page=1)