# Insults that are allowed **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insults-that-are-allowed/487338 "2009-02-25T07:06:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insults-that-are-allowed/487338/1 "2009-02-25T07:06:24Z")
Given the new rules, I thought it might be fun to exercise our creativity without using either profanity or abuse. Post here your best insults. I’ll go first [ul] [li]poster, you have the intellect of a dead sheep[/li][li]I hope that a donkey wearing a syphilitic used condom copulates with you until you bleed[/li][li]I think that you were the immaculate conception - you hatched when your father took a piss against the whorehouse wall after banging the 53 yearold cheap screw[/li][li]If IQ was measured in dollars, you wouldn’t be able to buy a 50 cent hamburger[/li][/ul] - Mods - I’m not acutally pitting anyone here, so if this belongs in MPSIMS please do move it \*\* Mods - any insults that would not be permitted to use against other posters please advise ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insults-that-are-allowed/487338/2 "2009-02-25T07:17:31Z")
> [@bengangmo](#): > > - Mods - I’m not acutally pitting anyone here, so if this belongs in MPSIMS please do move it Oh, don’t worry. You’re already in MPSIMS 2. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insults-that-are-allowed/487338/3 "2009-02-25T07:17:34Z")
Your brilliant ideas and a little rummaging can get you a surprising amount of edible food out of the dumpster. Oh, yes, please do continue: I enjoy the screeching of deranged, syphilitic orangutans. [Poster], masticate excrement and fornicate with diseased yaks. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insults-that-are-allowed/487338/4 "2009-02-25T07:25:57Z")
I’ve never tried to really insult anyone in the Pit before, nor do I really ever want to, but I think I’d like to give this a shot: **[Poster X]**, your puerile attempts at trying to compose a coherent and meaningful post to explain your positions gives me the same feelings of dread, and horror that I get when I realize my neighbor’s young son who has just discovered the joy of masturbation is now running to give me a joyous hug with his soiled sticky hands. Please… for all our sakes, next time you feel like composing a reply, just put your hands away and go to bed. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insults-that-are-allowed/487338/5 "2009-02-25T07:28:07Z")
When censorship rears its ugly head I resort to classic old British insults: [ul] [li]Thou churlish shard-borne codpiece ![/li][li]We leak in your chimney![/li][li]Thou hath not so much brain as ear-wax![/li][li]Semprini!\*[/li][/ul] [A mod appears and bundles **Gb** off.] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insults-that-are-allowed/487338/6 "2009-02-25T07:57:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Mods - I’m not acutally pitting anyone here, so if this belongs in MPSIMS please do move it Contests to see who can come up with the most creative insults have never been allowed in any forum. Lynn For the Straight Dope