# Insurance card MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 15, 2015, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567 "2015-06-15T09:56:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/181 "2015-06-18T18:28:46Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> A rock concert, actually. 😛

PA is famous for those!

> **[Ringing rocks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringing_rocks)**
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> Ringing rocks, also known as sonorous rocks or lithophonic rocks, are rocks that resonate like a bell when struck. Examples include the Musical Stones of Skiddaw in the English Lake District; the stones in Ringing Rocks Park, in Upper Black Eddy, Bucks County, Pennsylvania; the Ringing Rocks of Kiandra, New South Wales; and the Bell Rock Range of Western Australia. Ringing rocks are used in idiophonic musical instruments called lithophones.
> Several early scientists became interested in the ringi...

> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Flaming codpieces.

Firecracker overcoats.

(I hope someone is keeping track for future band names)

> [@VunderBob](#):
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> You laugh, but when the VunderKind was in high school, he became rather skilled at making chain mail armor for his local SCA wannabe club. He was always hoping that the wimminfolk would want chain mail bikinis, and he’d have to fit it on them personally.

You’ll have to ask him if he ever crossed paths with the late Kenny Boice or Boyce \<sic?\> ------ he was a smith in the F&I War before he decided to make it a real job and went SCA. He was one of the class mail-makers and taught a lot of others thew craft.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/182 "2015-06-18T18:34:51Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Yes, that’s true; you are posting about secret hot tubs. :o

I never did!  
I thought you brought it up.  
But please tell we where it is, so that I do not inadvertently go You-Know-Where.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/183 "2015-06-18T18:41:10Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> You laugh, but when the VunderKind was in high school, he became rather skilled at making chain mail armor for his local SCA wannabe club.

Did he make them out of screen door springs?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/184 "2015-06-18T18:56:27Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Flaming codpieces.

BAND NAME!! Yeah, I know \*\*kopek \*\*sorta beat me to it, but I had to say it anyway! 😛

Back from getting 2 more quarts of paint so \*\*FCD \*\*can finish his bike. Then we went to Famous Dave’s for lunch. There was some sort of event - LOTS of ladies in the dining room, and I kinda guess it was a group outing. Service was a little slow but we’re fed enough that I won’t be making supper.

I just walked around and took pics of some of my gardens - visible on my FB page to all who are interested. I think tomorrow I’ll mulch. The rest of today, I’m vegging. Or knitting. Haven’t decided yet.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/185 "2015-06-18T18:57:04Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I never did!  
> I thought you brought it up.  
> But please tell we where it is, so that I do not inadvertently go You-Know-Where.

We _could_ tell you, but then, yanno, we’d have to kill you. :eek:

All those in favor of us telling **flytwerp** say, “Aye”  
Bonus points for the most interesting way of doing him in

Imma gonna go with [History of the World: Part 1](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082517/quotes?item=qt0445888)

**AYE**

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/186 "2015-06-18T19:03:23Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Did he make them out of screen door springs?

Steel wire from the hardware store, wound around a spindle.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/187 "2015-06-18T19:05:04Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Firecracker overcoats.

I suppose I’d prefer that over a firecracker suppository. :eek:

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/188 "2015-06-18T19:06:17Z")

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Oh yay! My road trip will be taking me through Wyoming during Frontier Days. Looks like every hotel along 80 is booked or stupid expensive for the event.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/189 "2015-06-18T19:28:26Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> All those in favor of us telling **flytwerp** say, “Aye”
> 
> Imma gonna go with [History of the World: Part 1](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082517/quotes?item=qt0445888)

**AYE**

I would prefer something Dr Phibes-ish but if we want to keep it simple, I have a cousin with a LOT of snakes of various sizes and toxicity. Just don’t tell PETA.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/190 "2015-06-18T19:31:04Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> I suppose I’d prefer that over a firecracker suppository. :eek:

Yeah – but buying something like that is forbidden in so many states. Where would we ever find black powder and someone with the experience to custom-make something like that for us?

\<whistles innocently\>

Never mind – I first thought your post was a suggestion on how to kill --------- oooops; I forgot the butterflies!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/191 "2015-06-18T19:46:20Z")

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I beat the little so and sos from the day care to the ice cream truck, and I have a “Cool Waremelon Cup”.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/192 "2015-06-18T19:54:26Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I beat the little so and sos from the day care

see? this is why people want to kill you.🆒

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/193 "2015-06-18T20:07:05Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> **AYE**
> 
> I would prefer something Dr Phibes-ish but if we want to keep it simple, I have a cousin with a LOT of snakes of various sizes and toxicity. Just don’t tell PETA.

Why would you be so cruel to the poor snakes. ☹

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/194 "2015-06-18T20:07:42Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> see? this is why people want to kill you.🆒

Because I eat ice cream? Man, I’d better change my diet.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/195 "2015-06-18T20:14:22Z")

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Howdy from da cave! Four down and one to go. YAY! I stopped at the sto’ and got deli stuff. Dindin is make your own sammich. Da bear is in a no cook mode today.

**flytrap** I picture you trippin’ the little crumb snatchers and knockin’ 'em out of the way to get to the ice cream truck ahead of 'em. What? That’s what I would have done. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/196 "2015-06-18T20:46:14Z")

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We keep ice cream in the freezer - we don’t need no steenkin’ ice cream truck!! 😛

😃

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/197 "2015-06-18T21:11:28Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I never did!  
> I thought you brought it up.  
> But please tell we where it is, so that I do not inadvertently go You-Know-Where.

well… if you promise NOT to tell you know who, I have a hot tub. Of course, you apparently would have to enter the alternate dimension of soap opera landia to reach it. MMPers shall be admitted on conveyance of the toll (chocolalate, beer) or knowledge of the secret MMP phrase and handshake. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/198 "2015-06-18T22:15:00Z")

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Sammich dindin was good. I washed and tore lettuce and sliced 'maters so that involved some preparation so it was sorta like I _made_ dindin. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/199 "2015-06-18T22:46:22Z")

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It got dark and scary-looking for a few minutes, but then whatever disaster it was moved on. A few raindrops are falling, and more rain is promised tonight. We shall see.

Supper was leftover mac-n-cheese for me and a bowl of cereal for my sweetie. Ice cream later.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/200 "2015-06-18T23:07:24Z")

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I hear thunder rumblin’s off in the distance. I hope this means a thunder boomer or at least some rain.

Peanut butter and chawklit chip cookies are good. I suppose y’all already know this but I’m sayin’ it anyways.

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