# Insurance card MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 15, 2015, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567 "2015-06-15T09:56:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/41 "2015-06-16T04:58:31Z")
Not at all. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![AuGratin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@AuGratin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuGratin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/42 "2015-06-16T06:38:31Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > I think I mentioned on Friday that my review was unusual. It was unusual because my manager told me that sheā€™s quitting and told me that I needed to ā€œGet outā€ (I always image Eddie Murphyā€™s haunted house routine when I hear that phrase). Anyway, the company is (and has been) disfunctional as all get out. She canā€™t takes it no more and sheā€™s out. She advises sane folks do the same. > > I imagine sheā€™s right, but am more or less stuck for the next 10 weeks or so. Although who knows, maybe job interviews while on a knee scooter will go better than I imagine they might. Ah, hell, Iā€™ve been meaning to do this for years, why not . . . Hi there everyone! I once walked into a job interview dressed in a dress and heels, with a black motorcycle helmet tucked under my arm. Interviewer raised an eyebrow and I said, ā€œcar wasnā€™t running, and I really wanted to keep my appointment with you, so I borrowed a friendā€™s motorcycle. Apologies if I look a little wind blown.ā€ They appreciated my commitment, and I got the job! Which gives me a lead-in to my piece of advice: Donā€™t drive a motorcycle on the freeway in open toed heels. Kicked-up rocks on toes hurt šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/43 "2015-06-16T10:09:36Z")
Good Morninā€™ Yā€™all! Up and caffeinatinā€™. _YAWN_ 'Tis 76 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 99 and sunny for the day. Gonna be another hawt one! A definite stay in the a/c day. Welcome **cheesey**! Sit back, take your shoes off and use a coaster. Ok, thatā€™s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence. Happy Tuesday Yā€™all! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/44 "2015-06-16T10:51:59Z")
> [@AuGratin](#): > > Donā€™t drive a motorcycle on the freeway in open toed heels. Kicked-up rocks on toes hurt šŸ˜ƒ Welcome to our little clubhouse, **cheesey**! (Yeah, da \*\*bear \*\*spelled it wrong, but now youā€™re stuck with it. šŸ˜‰ ) Back in the middle 70s when I was stationed in San Diego and taking flying lessons, one of the instructors used to ride his motorcycle frequently. On one particularly warm day, he was pulling on his various leathers, and I asked him how he could stand it - he remarked it was better than being turned into hamburger should he have an accident. :eek: To this day, I think of him when I see people riding in shorts and flip-flops and tank tops. I remember the conversation, but for the life of me, I canā€™t remember his nameā€¦ :smack: My sweetie got up with Higgs again and I kinda sorta slept till about 6:30. He also did the nasty dishes that I left piled up last night and he scooped the cat box. What a guy!!! When I finally decided to get productive, Iā€™ll be gathering the household garbage - today is trash and recycling to the convenience center day! WOOHOO!! šŸ˜ƒ Not sure what else the day holds. Not too worried about it. Happy Tuesday! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/45 "2015-06-16T10:59:18Z")
**Dogbutt** , which Staley cup is that? [Dawn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Staley), [Joe](http://www.49ers.com/team/roster/Joe-Staley/fa308b6d-c61d-4bbb-8e67-8ddb8dc89901), or [Layne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layne_Staley)? :smack: Ohhhh, you mean [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Stanley,_16th_Earl_of_Derby). For those into bling: Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver! šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/46 "2015-06-16T11:03:50Z")
Happy Toosday! aol keeps interrupting my posting and kicks me off the dope they were stupid enough to ask my opinion of them I doubt they are going to like it anyway cable still screwed up I am on mobile hotspot Surgery is tomorrow {{{Sunny}}} ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/47 "2015-06-16T11:36:36Z")
\*\*sari \*\*- good thoughts for an uneventful surgery!! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/48 "2015-06-16T12:27:27Z")
Hi **AuGratin.** I got up several hours earlier today than yesterday, so hooray for me. šŸ˜› I hope to make progress on my new (old) music arrangement today. Well, itā€™s pretty much a finished arrangement, itā€™s just that I have to input all the notes into a better music software program. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/49 "2015-06-16T12:47:02Z")
Up and caffeinated, working closing shift tonight. I slept in till 0745 today. > [@Spiderman](#): > > **Dogbutt** , which Staley cup is that? [Dawn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Staley), [Joe](http://www.49ers.com/team/roster/Joe-Staley/fa308b6d-c61d-4bbb-8e67-8ddb8dc89901), or [Layne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layne_Staley)? :smack: > Ohhhh, you mean [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Stanley,_16th_Earl_of_Derby). Yeah I misspelled it. I was excited. And drinking.šŸ˜ƒ : crosses appropriate and inappropriate appendages for **sari** : Welcome **cheesey**! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/50 "2015-06-16T12:58:40Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Welcome **cheesey**! What a cheesy welcome. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/51 "2015-06-16T13:43:26Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I was excited. And drinking.šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m shocked! šŸ˜› Nice to see Kimonen get the first skate. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/52 "2015-06-16T13:53:42Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > AND THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS ARE THE 2015 STALEY CUP CHAMPIONS Good. Glad thatā€™s over. Now, about baseball, **Itā€™s the middle of June and The METS ARE STILL IN FIRST PLACE !!!** > [@AuGratin](#): > > Ah, hell, Iā€™ve been meaning to do this for years, why not . . . Hi there everyone! Welcome, **Cheesy**. now, itā€™s spelled correctly, and shall remain so, thus sayeth The Cute OneĀ®[sup]TM[/sup] > [@Sahirrnee](#): > > Surgery is tomorrow Speedy recovery vibes shall be sent your way > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What a cheesy welcome. > :rolleyes: **Cheesy** , just ignore **flytrap**. Itā€™s too late for the rest of us, but save yourself. šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜ƒ Blurf! and my .sig to all ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/53 "2015-06-16T13:56:34Z")
> [@AuGratin](#): > > Ah, hell, Iā€™ve been meaning to do this for years, why not . . . Hi there everyone! > SNIP > > Donā€™t drive a motorcycle on the freeway in open toed heels. Kicked-up rocks on toes hurt šŸ˜ƒ Howdy! People ask me why I wear long sleeves even on the hottest days. You ever hit one of those huge ground bees at 70mph or had one blow up your sleeve at speed? Not a fun experience. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Back in the middle 70s when I was stationed in San Diego and taking flying lessons, one of the instructors used to ride his motorcycle frequently. On one particularly warm day, he was pulling on his various leathers, and I asked him how he could stand it - he remarked it was better than being turned into hamburger should he have an accident. :eek: To this day, I think of him when I see people riding in shorts and flip-flops and tank tops. The short version is ā€œDress for the slide, not the rideā€. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/54 "2015-06-16T14:47:46Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **Cheesy** , just ignore **flytrap**. Itā€™s too late for the rest of us, but save yourself. šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜ƒ Every one is a critic. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/55 "2015-06-16T15:22:34Z")
Off to work. > [@anyrose](#): > > Good. Glad thatā€™s over. Now, about baseball, I know youā€™re bitter about the Islanders moving to Brooklyn, but no need to become a hater.:p;) **Flytrap** , because you make it easy for us.šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/56 "2015-06-16T16:02:32Z")
N.O.L.time! Turkey sammich and chips. Not real excitatinā€™ but itā€™ll hold me until dindin which shall be sketties 'n meatballs, sallit, and cheesey garlic bread. **Cheesey or Cheesy** Iā€™m really the only one that matters. **Sari** appropriate/inappropriate appendages re the surgery and a speedy recovery. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/57 "2015-06-16T16:31:45Z")
For some reason, last fall, I turned off the power to the attic fan. I just realized it last night, and today itā€™s humming along. I expect the air conditioner will be glad of that. Just finished helping \*\*FCD \*\*put the primer coat on his bike parts. My job was to hand him the pieces to be sprayed and take away the pieces that had been sprayed. Thanks to gloves and an apron, I didnā€™t get primer on me - yay. And we got done really fast - it was a pretty efficient operation. Now all the parts need to cure, probably till tomorrow, when heā€™ll sand before applying the undercoats. Some parts will have black under, some will have silver, some will have both. The effect will be, from bottom to top, dark to light green. I donā€™t know what kinds of graphics heā€™s planning to use - he was talking about flaming skulls. Oh, and we went to the convenience center this morning, so all trash and recycling, as well as the bag of clothes I wanted gone, have all been dispatched. Itā€™s been a productive day so far. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/58 "2015-06-16T17:06:14Z")
Baseball? Whatā€™s that? The Bay Area is agog for basketball right now. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/59 "2015-06-16T17:17:22Z")
Oooh! Flaming skulls. šŸ˜ƒ Sounds like a bad hair day when I was a red head. šŸ˜› I have most of the art done on my bike now. Itā€™s just a matter of finding a convenient time for both me and my ex to get in his shop together. I figure heā€™ll make time when he wants artwork for something of his. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/60 "2015-06-16T17:30:30Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Howdy! People ask me why I wear long sleeves even on the hottest days. You ever hit one of those huge ground bees at 70mph or had one blow up your sleeve at speed? Not a fun experience. Why, yes. Yes, I have. Except it lodged perfectly between my collar and my helmet. Wedged itself in. Expressed itself, painfully, before I could get off the road and stripped. And then I had my collar rubbing on the sting mark for the next week or so. :mad: Stoopid bee. **Welcome Cheesy!** **Sari** Good luck! Thinking of you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567.md?page=4)