# Insurance card MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 15, 2015, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567 "2015-06-15T09:56:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/121 "2015-06-17T20:01:19Z")
Howdy from da cave! Another day of irk survived. The devil is beatin’ his wife again. Tonight’s dindin shall be chikin nachos. I more or less put it together last night so all I need to do is heat the oven and let the cheese get all melty and it shall be ready for consumption. Easy and tasty just like the way I like my men. **flytrap** I will admit the cee-mint pond could do with a cleanin’. **BBBobbio** after I did get the casin’ off, I still didn’t fit. 😛 ETA: **{{{Lucky Louie}}}** Hope the little feller is feelin’ better soonest. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/122 "2015-06-17T20:19:20Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **BBBobbio** after I did get the casin’ off, I still didn’t fit. 😛 We will be happy to help, sit on the lid or something like that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/123 "2015-06-17T20:42:02Z")
I tried to roll the scooter down a step. Note to self: do not roll the scooter down a step. :smack: I am an idjit. I do not have any ramps or ways out of my house that do not involve steps. My mom just came in saying something about cardboard ramp and the garage steps. This sounds umb-day to me. One fall a day is my limit. I’m thinking I should stay inside until I can get an actual ramp built. In the meantime, my leg hurts. Wah! {{{Louie}}} ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/124 "2015-06-17T21:10:25Z")
Finally, the money is in the credit union. For all the hassle, a 17% return in 6 months ain’t too bad. I’m just glad the whole deal is over. Supper is going to be grab whatever - \*\*FCD \*\*wants grilled PB&J. I don’t know what I want. Maybe mac-n-cheese… Time to feed the puppeh! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/125 "2015-06-17T21:46:58Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > grilled PB&J. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/126 "2015-06-17T22:08:16Z")
Dindin has been consumed and the kitchen is all cleanded up. OYKW is contemplatin’ a soak in the tub. We have a forty percent chance of rain/tstorm/apocalypse this evenin’. All is well. **flytrap** don’t knock grilled pbj until you’ve had one. YUM! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/127 "2015-06-17T22:36:56Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **flytrap** don’t knock grilled pbj until you’ve had one. YUM! Despite your curious endorsement, I shall stay with peanut butter, blueberry jam, bananas and pecans. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/128 "2015-06-17T23:22:26Z")
I’m not a huge fan of grilled PB&J, but my sweetie loves it. Tonight’s was made with my homemade strawberry jam. He ate 'em both up! 😃 I think it’s time to recline. Looks like we might get some rain tonight. I don’t care - I’m not going anywhere. _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/129 "2015-06-17T23:37:17Z")
We have a _ **SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING** _ in effect until 8:15 P.M. So far I see nuttin’ comin’. I’m guessin’ it would not be a good thing to be in air conditioner until the _ **SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING** _ is over. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/130 "2015-06-18T00:03:52Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Looking at getting some rain from Bill within the next two or three days. We head to New Jersey (yes, we have all our shots and passports) Friday so I hope its done by then. Although after this past weekend I could probably teach Diggerland a couple things about driving in the mud. 🙂 > [@ddsun](#): > > I tried to roll the scooter down a step. Note to self: do not roll the scooter down a step. :smack: > SNIP > > {{{Louie}}} Good wishes from here on Louie as well. Our first house had a huge brick and concrete porch and just two steps and I would ride my bike on and off it all the time. It was just too great a parking spot and just under the bedroom window in case someone (other than me) tried something during the night. Our “new” house had just 6 steps and this tiny lip where the wood overhung the first concrete step. Basically the same, right? Didn’t work that way. That lip created just enough of a different angle that I fell off sideways and my FLH basically fell on me. One of my first visits to the ER at Divine Providence. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/131 "2015-06-18T00:10:13Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > We will be happy to help, sit on the lid or something like that. Who the eff are you with the “sit on it”, Fonzi? :dubious: > [@ddsun](#): > > I tried to roll the scooter down a step. Note to self: do not roll the scooter down a step. :smack: > > I am an idjit. I do not have any ramps or ways out of my house that do not involve steps. My mom just came in saying something about cardboard ramp and the garage steps. This sounds umb-day to me. One fall a day is my limit. I’m thinking I should stay inside until I can get an actual ramp built. In the meantime, my leg hurts. Wah! Note to **Sunny** : Set up a video camera before attempting ramp. :o Oh, & feel better. > [@swampbear](#): > > We have a _ **SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING** _ in effect until 8:15 P.M. So far I see nuttin’ comin’. I’m guessin’ it would not be a good thing to be in air conditioner until the _ **SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING** _ is over. 😃 Be careful it isn’t one of those stealth, ninja t-storms; they like to hide in the bushes & jump out at you. :eek: > [@kopek](#): > > We head to New Jersey (yes, we have all our shots and passports) Friday so I hope its done by then. What route are you taking? Turnpike or I-80? We’ll be [here](http://www.ccballoonfest.com/) most of the wickend. How does one make grilled PB&J. Assemble the sammich & then grill or grill the bread & then assemble the sammich? Does one use oil/butter on the skillet? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/132 "2015-06-18T00:13:23Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Pictures of the [cement pond!](http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=georgia+flood+bear+air+conditioner&view=detailv2&id=A1E216F917773AE521CFC0D3E1820781690C3A8C&selectedindex=25&ccid=26UlkPr1&simid=608052101388898247&thid=JN.qML7mPi3xZ0EEW8xDiU3eA&ajaxhist=0&first=1) Yeah, I realize the picture is the result of a natural disaster, as was mine, but c’mon, that one isn’t all that funny. **Swampy** ’s ceemint pond is faaaaah-bu-lus, and I have a picture of him[in it.](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/Swampyinhispool_zps57cb2f8c.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/133 "2015-06-18T00:35:05Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Note to **Sunny** : > Set up a video camera before attempting ramp. :o This might be fairly amusing. Middle-aged me. Pimped out knee-scooter (pink seat cushion, bike basket hung on the front, coffee cup slung onto the handle bars. I’ll add a scarf, some shades, give it a few good kicks at the top - wheeeeeeeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/134 "2015-06-18T00:40:12Z")
**sunny** now that’s what you call substance _and_ style! 😃 No rain/tstorm/apocalypse as of yet. Looks like it may go around da cave, dagnabit! **BBBobbio** quit peekin’ over my fence and takin’ pics! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/135 "2015-06-18T00:46:23Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Yeah, I realize the picture is the result of a natural disaster, as was mine, but c’mon, that one isn’t all that funny. Who is the Bozo that began posting those pictures of Georgia bears, Jacques Cousteau? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/136 "2015-06-18T00:48:35Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Who the eff are you with the “sit on it”, Fonzi? :dubious: I offered to sit on the lid of the air conditioner so that he can get “in air conditioning” as THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE demanded. No one wants to dis THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/137 "2015-06-18T01:31:26Z")
I worked, came home, and walked Gordie. All the heat wore me out, I fell alseep. But today is my Firday ,so it’s all good. 🙂 > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I read this as Fridge Festival and thought it was interesting that you’d celebrate a large kitchen appliance. 😃 [Fridge Fest](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67dRRrRz2t8) > [@VunderBob](#): > > **Swampy** ’s ceemint pond is faaaaah-bu-lus, and I have a picture of him[in it.](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/Swampyinhispool_zps57cb2f8c.jpg). " Say, while you’re out of the ceemint pond, could you grab me a pick-a-nick basket, a beer, and a roll of TP?" ((( **Butters** and **Louie** }}}} And I used to spend more on taking care of Maggie Wonderbeagle than I do on my hockey tickets. That tells you how my I love my pups. 🙂 **Sunny** , do it! **Ruble** , 😃 I foresee watching a lot of Electric Amish videos in the future. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/138 "2015-06-18T01:43:36Z")
Lazy day here today. The miniature emperor catered dinner (OK, we did have to go fetch it, but I didn’t have to cook). Whammed my big toe into the corner of a footstool last night, and my foot STILL hurts. Standing all day at work tomorrow will not be fun. I don’t _think_ anything’s broken, but I did hear a rather alarming noise on impact. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/139 "2015-06-18T01:54:18Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I worked, came home, and walked Gordie. All the heat wore me out, I fell alseep. Are you an Old Person? I have been given to understand that You People tire quickly. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AuGratin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@AuGratin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuGratin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/140 "2015-06-18T02:01:43Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > I think Cheesy may be a Britisher spy. Don’t give away the secret hot tub location just yet. 😉 😃 Nope, native Orange County Californian living as a long-term transplant in the Seattle area, with a long history of filling my life with dragons, Ren Faires, chain mail, and (before one memorable Faire) teaching men, namely my husband, the art of putting on tights. Harder than it should have been, that one, not to mention the perplexed look on his face once he finally got them pulled up and asked “so, how am I supposed to . . . You know . . .?” 😃 Priceless! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567.md?page=8)