# Insurance card MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 15, 2015, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567 "2015-06-15T09:56:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/insurance-card-mmp/722567/312 "2015-06-21T23:44:35Z")

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> [@Spidey](#):
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> Are you saying it was your sister that that bitch Dorothy murdered on her little jaunt out of Kansas? :dubious:

My sissy is a sweet angel actually. Dorothy, on the other hand, well, she was a real bitch. I mean smashin’ a witch with a house and then stealin’ her shoes and on top of that, usin’ what she said was “water” to kill the witch,s sister! On top of that cavortin’ around with men dressed up in strange costumes! Auntie Em should have sent the brat to convent school. Oh, btw, there is a book that tells the wicked witch of the west’s side of the story. I can’t think of the title right now but I shall search for it at some point.

And on that note, two tahrd bears are goin’ to retire to the bedroom to watch teevee and stuff until sleepy time.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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