# Integrating the Multiple Orgasm **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 18, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540 "2000-09-18T00:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TrickyDick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e5b9ba/32.png) [@TrickyDick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TrickyDick)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/1 "2000-09-18T00:11:00Z")
Why in holy hell did god play the big joke on men by making us want to snuggle up with a Maxim after each orgasm? I think I speak for every man when I say it is time we evolve and get the Multiple Orgasm bestowed onto our gender. I’m tired of being a spectator to orgasms that go on for ever. I want to participate! What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/2 "2000-09-18T00:19:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TrickyDick \* > \*\*Why in holy hell did god play the big joke on men by making us want to snuggle up with a Maxim after each orgasm? I think I speak for every man when I say it is time we evolve and get the Multiple Orgasm bestowed onto our gender. I’m tired of being a spectator to orgasms that go on for ever. I want to participate! What do you think? \*\* What, you can’t have 'em? Poor devil. ---
**Author:** ![Zilch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Zilch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zilch)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/3 "2000-09-18T06:19:02Z")
I hate to disappoint you, but it is impossible to integrate orgasms. There’s just too many variables involved . . . the best you can hope for is to plug in some numbers and evaluate the integral at specific points . . . What? Oh, this isn’t a math discussion? Never mind. – Zilch ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/4 "2000-09-18T06:39:56Z")
When I was younger, I thought I had a MO, but that may have just been a “fluke” of screwy hormones, since I haven’t been able to do it since. 'Course, I’ve lost most of my sex drive in my old age, too… ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/5 "2000-09-18T06:45:23Z")
I feel so SORRY for you and all men! You POOR bastards! You can’t have them and more than half the time you can’t invoke them either… even in the singular form! 🙂 It must really suck to be a man… ---
**Author:** ![Saturn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Saturn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saturn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/6 "2000-09-18T06:48:31Z")
Sure…multiples would be _fantabulous_ for males. I’d love to see my SO have that much fun all at once and not have to wait. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/7 "2000-09-18T06:54:15Z")
No it won’t be so fantastic. If we men go to sleep after one, then we must get really exhausted by the fifth one. For a woman, on the othe hand, the big o seems to energize her. ---
**Author:** ![Saturn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Saturn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saturn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/8 "2000-09-18T08:13:55Z")
Well, my SO doesn’t fall asleep after one usually… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/9 "2000-09-18T12:05:03Z")
One time, _ONE_ stinkin’ time, I had MO. I came 5 times in half an hour. It was surprising at first, then it was sort of like “Hey, let’s see how long this thing can go!” Now a’days, though, 2’s the limit (per session, anyway) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/10 "2000-09-18T12:24:07Z")
I’ve never had an M.O. So I think you guys can all just SUFFER WITH ME! Yeah, that’s right…no constructive criticism here. Just SUCK IT UP, laddies. And you women shuddering your way all over the bedroom/kitchen/back yard can kiss my firm yet pliant butt as well. Anyhow, that’s my two cents’ worth. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/integrating-the-multiple-orgasm/33540/11 "2000-09-18T12:48:28Z")
I only started to after age 31, which seemed very strange to me. But it only can happen…when I’m by myself. Ah shit. Why do I post this stuff?