# Intelectuallly Inferior Dopers, UNITE!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640 "2004-07-18T00:30:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/221 "2004-09-21T00:18:08Z")

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> [@MelCthefirst](#):
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> Roger T and High C - nice attempt, but you know how to do fancy links, so not sure all this chest beating is coming off the way you imagined.

Are you implying that there are pseudo-IIDs among us? Shock!! Horror!! To keep this thread pure we must expose these villians [preferably with online photo coverage. **Expose a closet intellectual today!**

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/222 "2004-09-21T02:03:54Z")

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> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#):
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> Are you implying that there are pseudo-IIDs among us? Shock!! Horror!! To keep this thread pure we must expose these villians [preferably with online photo coverage. **Expose a closet intellectual today!**

And you think you’ll get away scot-free just because you chose a particularly graphic pseudonym! Methinks thou doth protest way way too much.

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**Author:** ![High\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8797f3/32.png) [@High\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/223 "2004-09-22T01:20:21Z")

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> [@MelCthefirst](#):
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> Roger T and High C - nice attempt, but you know how to do fancy links, so not sure all this chest beating is coming off the way you imagined.

Obviously, MelC, you are quite suspicious. Well, I thought to myself, what is a concise and equitable way of determining my eligibility? So [I posted in a GD thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5281422&postcount=13) It is a relatively ‘light’ topic (read: not too complex, thought-wise). If I get run out on a rail in a short period of time with head in hand (i.e. I pass the test), I think my credentials are solid. Otherwise I am sorry for wasting your time.

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**Author:** ![High\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8797f3/32.png) [@High\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/224 "2004-09-22T17:32:17Z")

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[I got ignored.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5282369#post5282369) They basically said: “Excuse me, we’re having an adult conversation here. Run along and play with your friends. Then I’ll, um, take you to Dairy Queen later.”

See, I do belong! I do belong!

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**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/225 "2004-09-22T20:36:18Z")

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> [@High Cheese](#):
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> [I got ignored.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5282369#post5282369) They basically said: “Excuse me, we’re having an adult conversation here. Run along and play with your friends. Then I’ll, um, take you to Dairy Queen later.”
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> See, I do belong! I do belong!

OH, ALRIGHT THEN, JOIN THE GROUP!

(can you just teach me how to do fancy links?)

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/226 "2004-09-22T21:08:24Z")

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So I’ve been away from the boards for a while, and I come back to this thread on the bottom page 4, oozing with curiosity as to what flaming rage that surely Shirley indulged in to warrant having posts removed. An hour later I realize that Shirley’s removals aren’t the end of the thread, and a whole other page is there to prove me wrong…

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**Author:** ![Bendarr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@Bendarr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bendarr)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/227 "2004-12-21T21:53:27Z")

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A few years ago, I decided to play around with attaching Estes model rocket engines to styrofoam gliders using duct tape. The first one was overpowered and went into a loop thus attacking me. The secon one flew like a cruise missle despite the only one of the three engines igniting, and my chopping about 4 inches off each wingtip. I shudder to think what would have happenned if all 3 engines went off…on the 4th of July…in a crowded park,with the police watching…

Do i qualify?

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/228 "2004-12-21T23:24:18Z")

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> [@Bendarr](#):
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> Do i qualify?

Considering you bumped a three month old thread…yes.  
Here’s your sign. 😉

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