# Intelectuallly Inferior Dopers, UNITE!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640 "2004-07-18T00:30:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/21 "2004-07-18T03:57:10Z")
[QUOTE=Biotop] > [@leafrog](#): > > Or, as Celine de 'Avignon said in the 1927 classic _Thoughts for Modern Languages_: “De jeune de egtonere, sine le mondis pon forunce!” Um…what language is that, and what the duce does it say? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/22 "2004-07-18T04:02:43Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > A t-shirt that says “STUPID DOPER” > It also shows a stick figure walking into a pole. Or their tounge stuck on a metal pole. Either way. ``` :smack: P I O /\ L I E /\ I / \ I ``` Like this, but drawn much much gooder. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/23 "2004-07-18T04:11:08Z")
Hi. I’m DeVena. And I’veneverpassedthemensatest. Whew. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/24 "2004-07-18T04:17:56Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > \ :Joins monstro but accidentally does it to her ear: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/25 "2004-07-18T04:20:08Z")
Count me in. Just don’t count too high. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/26 "2004-07-18T04:22:39Z")
Eek! Numbers!? Where!? Get them AWAY! _stand on chair, bats numbers with broom_ ---
**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/27 "2004-07-18T04:23:31Z")
Sorry I’m late for the meeting, I washed the directions in my other pants… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/28 "2004-07-18T04:26:08Z")
> [@DWToml815](#): > > Sorry I’m late for the meeting, I washed the directions in my other pants… :smack: You’re lucky you have pants. I’ve misplaced my pants. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/29 "2004-07-18T04:28:20Z")
What are pants? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/30 "2004-07-18T04:29:08Z")
:smack: ```auto P I O /\ L I E /\ I / \ I ``` ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/31 "2004-07-18T04:43:12Z")
:smack: P . I . O . / L . I . E . /\ I ./ \ I After multiple previews and one premature submission, I can’t create a good “running into a pole” image, either. Do I get to join this club? ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/32 "2004-07-18T04:46:06Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > :smack: P > . I . O > . / L > . I . E > . /\ I > ./ \ I > > After multiple previews and one premature submission, I can’t create a good “running into a pole” image, either. Do I get to join this club? I think so. In fact, if you were able to, we would have to call you a poser and kick you out. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/33 "2004-07-18T04:47:31Z")
I was a teacher. An _English_ teacher. (Note sentence fragment.) And I can’t spell worth shit. I’ve made two long posts about propaganda and misspelled it prop_ **o** _ganda. That is just my latest flash of ignorance. It happens all the time. Everyone is ignorant about something. I am ignorant about a lot of things. Put me in the front row of the group picture. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/34 "2004-07-18T04:54:55Z")
I’m sorry, Tom, but here at Intectuallly Inferior Dopers United, you represent everything we’re striving to overcome. In fact, in our gift shop, “How come I have all the questions and tomndebb has all answers?” is our third best selling t-shirt. Right behind “The guy standing next to me is with stupid” and our #1 best seller “Out five bucks and still ignorant”. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/35 "2004-07-18T04:56:36Z")
Dim Dopers UNTIE!!! Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/36 "2004-07-18T04:58:23Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > I’m sorry, Tom, but here at Intectuallly Inferior Dopers United, you represent everything we’re striving to overcome. In fact, in our gift shop, “How come I have all the questions and tomndebb has all answers?” is our third best selling t-shirt. Right behind “The guy standing next to me is with stupid” and our #1 best seller “Out five bucks and still ignorant”. I had to read that 5 times over to understand it. ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/37 "2004-07-18T05:24:47Z")
This topic feels cushy and warm for me to sit in, and no big words or numbers to make my head-blob go ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/38 "2004-07-18T05:43:53Z")
There are times I feel that if The Straight Dope was a playfield, I’d always be the last kid to get picked for stickball…or dodgeball…or hide-n-seek…or red rover…or…well, you get the picture. Count me in. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/39 "2004-07-18T06:01:07Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Once a discussion gets past the point of strongly-held personal opinions and gets into “research” and “facts” and “actual information” and “contributing something useful to the conversation,” I’m lost. Uh yeah, that would be me too. I read a lot and learn a lot, but my brain doesn’t really fully process and retain the information, let alone be able to call up and present the information in a coherent manner. I’m kindofa semi-smart dim person who’s really intimidated by, but admiring of, people who have actual brains. I wonder what that feels like. I use my Eudora for spell check. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640/40 "2004-07-18T06:01:27Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > We can never make a good point in GD, no matter how pationate we might feel about something. Never make a good point in GD? Heck, I never even _read_ GD. Too scary. For every subject I know, there are at least 10 other Dopers that know it much better. I’ll never be a part of the SDSAB. \But that’s …okay.\ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intelectuallly-inferior-dopers-unite/255640.md?page=3)