# Intellectualize Song Lyrics Game II: Electric Boogaloo **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 18, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269 "2003-09-18T01:27:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/21 "2003-09-20T01:56:00Z")
Ma1 Unless it’s our mutual affection, it shall be an explosive device that unites us. “If it’s not love, then it’s the bomb that will bring us together.” Ask, The Smiths. 5TC- Maintain thine bulbus oculi in accordance with the thoroughfare, in addition, retain thine phalanges digitorum mani synchronized with yonder helm Km2: If you insist that you feel romantic affection for me, why have you forsaken me without companionship? If you insist that my presence is necessary, why do you not contact me on the ubiquitous telecommunictional device? “Tell me you love me, why did you leave me all alone?You tell me you need me when you call me on the phone…” Cry Me A River Justin Timberlake “Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel” Going to the Roadhouse, The Doors My turn, although I must admit I’m better at figuring them out than I am at writing one. \_phile 1. - You are certainly my fortituous celestial body. ---
**Author:** ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/22 "2003-09-20T02:12:10Z")
b4 “Down in a Hole” Alice In Chains “Down in a hole and I don’t know if I can be saved.” ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/23 "2003-09-20T02:16:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\*Kat01 would be The Who’s _Magic Bus_, yeah? > \*\* It would indeed! **5 time champ** got the other one, albeit with an erroneous pronoun. 😉 Is **\_phile1** Madonna’s “Lucky Star”? (“You must be my lucky star…” **Kat03:** Greetings, post-meridian shadows, my longtime acquaintance! I’ve arrived to engage you in conversation another time, as a hallucinatory experience appeared unobtrusively yet influentially while I was in a somnolent state… ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/24 "2003-09-20T02:23:39Z")
> [@](#): > > [Is **\_phile1** Madonna’s “Lucky Star”? (“You must be my lucky star…” > > **Kat03:** Greetings, post-meridian shadows, my longtime acquaintance! I’ve arrived to engage you in conversation another time, as a hallucinatory experience appeared unobtrusively yet influentially while I was in a somnolent state… \*\* You’ve got it. And **Kat03** is Simon and Garfunkel’s “Sound of silence.” "Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping, left its seeds while I was sleeping… -phile2: Immediately relocate your ample posterior to this direction to allow me to employ my efforts on that fastening device on your clothing child. This evening you are a celestial body and I am a large collection of celestial bodies forming a recognizable shape. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/25 "2003-09-20T02:45:14Z")
b4 and b5 are correct. Thanks for taking your sweet time in showing up, guys! 😃 **-phile2** is Get Off by Prince and the New Power Generation. “Now move your big ass round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby. Tonight you’re a star, and I’m the Big Dipper.” When we get some of these cleared up, I’ll post some more. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/26 "2003-09-20T03:24:45Z")
> [@](#): > > **SKEE02** : There is an immense quantity of personal riches, simply available to be claimed, somewhere in the world. You are quite delusional, if you postulate that I will allow this opportunity to be squandered. It would be advisable if you rethought your position. _You’ve got another thing comin’_ Judas Priest **bibliphile** is correct, although the actual title is _Roadhouse Blues_ ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/27 "2003-09-20T03:56:08Z")
**5 time champ** ~ bingo. The actual lyrics: [sub]And I must say, this rule is indeed a good idea…[/sub] > [@](#): > > Out there is a fortune, > Waiting to be had. > If you think I’ll let it go, you’re mad. > You’ve got another thing comin’ **SKEE04** : Complete loss of power to the lighting system. Unseasonally high temperatures. Murder, comitted with a large caliber handgun. Indigent persons shuffle off this mortal coil, and canines assume the manner of the insane in large groups at the western end of town. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/28 "2003-09-20T06:11:54Z")
**Pro1** - She will observe that I am not overly brusque in manner for the reason that I have amorous feelings towards a woman from the affulent part of this metropolis. **Pro2** - I had encountered you prior to the conquest of Odoacer, and I beseeched you to allow me to accompany you to your domicile. **Pro3** - The occasional occurrance is of little consequence to me, provided that your platonic affection for me remains at the cessation. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/29 "2003-09-20T06:30:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\ ***Pro1** - She will observe that I am not overly brusque in manner for the reason that I have amorous feelings towards a woman from the affulent part of this metropolis. > \*\* “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel? ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/30 "2003-09-20T16:48:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FilmGeek \* > > \*\* > FG-1: The son of God must have blown air through pursed lips in a melodic manner for amusement and to help pass the hours, days and minutes. > > FG-2: Each inhalation you imbibe, each kinetic motion you enact, I will keep my ocular organs pointed in your direction. > > FG-3: If you ever are in proximity to homo sapiens, or the actions and culture of said beings… \*\* Hint: (artist and title) FG-1: This useful item might remove rusty bolts, but only if you are not intoxicated. right **brianjedi** on FG-2 and right **kyomara** on FG-3. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/31 "2003-09-20T17:08:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\* > **Pro2** - I had encountered you prior to the conquest of Odoacer, and I beseeched you to allow me to accompany you to your domicile. > \*\* It’s All Been Done by Barenaked Ladies. “I met you before the fall of Rome, and I begged you to let me take you home.” **b8** - My female, my female, do not express falsehoods with me, inform me as to where you slumbered the previous evening. **b6** and **b7** are still unanswered. ---
**Author:** ![Elemenopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5e925/32.png) [@Elemenopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elemenopy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/32 "2003-09-20T19:55:33Z")
> [@](#): > > **b8** My female, my female, do not express falsehoods with me, inform me as to where you slumbered the previous evening. _Where Did You Sleep Last Night_, by Lead Belly “My girl, my girl, don’t lie to me; tell me where did you sleep last night?” ---
**Author:** ![Elemenopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5e925/32.png) [@Elemenopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elemenopy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/33 "2003-09-20T20:26:00Z")
These are pretty simple. **LMN1** : They expressed a desire that the man should refrain from appearing in their presence, that he should not ever display his visage, that he should become invisible. A common exothermic reaction was apparent in their orbs and they spoke with precision. Therefore, depart. Simply depart. **LMN2** : Each occasion in which you procure me for a price, I find myself more devalued than I care to experience. I will rend the brightly-colored divisions of your corolla; scarlet one, I will coerce you to articulate with verisimilitude. **LMN3** At the time in which I am of more advanced age, and my scalp is increasingly visible, aeons into the future…should I expect to receive a romantic holiday greeting card? a social visit celebrating the anniversary of the day I was born? a flask of fermented grape juice? ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/34 "2003-09-20T20:33:28Z")
L-g-B1) It is not as though we will be permanently separated; it is not as though we will never be acquainted with affection. L-g-B2)I would like to purchase affection, but apparently there are no vendors. At least, that is what all others inform me of. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/35 "2003-09-20T20:35:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elemenopy \* > \*\ ***LMN3** At the time in which I am of more advanced age, and my scalp is increasingly visible, aeons into the future…should I expect to receive a romantic holiday greeting card? a social visit celebrating the anniversary of the day I was born? a flask of fermented grape juice? \*\* “When I’m 64”, The Beatles. When I get older, losing my hair Many years from now Will you still be sending me a Valentine Birthday greetings, bottle of wine? ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/36 "2003-09-20T20:59:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elemenopy \* > \*\*These are pretty simple. > **LMN3** At the time in which I am of more advanced age, and my scalp is increasingly visible, aeons into the future…should I expect to receive a romantic holiday greeting card? a social visit celebrating the anniversary of the day I was born? a flask of fermented grape juice? \*\* \*When I get older, losing my hair many years from now Will you still be sending me a Valentine birthday greeting- bottle of wine. . . **Will you still need me, Will you still feed me, When I 64?**\* The Beatles ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/37 "2003-09-20T21:02:18Z")
Sorry **Lisa** I swear I didn’t see your post:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/38 "2003-09-20T21:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elemenopy \* > \*\*At the time in which I am of more advanced age, and my scalp is increasingly visible, aeons into the future…should I expect to receive a romantic holiday greeting card? a social visit celebrating the anniversary of the day I was born? a flask of fermented grape juice? \*\* A couple of people have already solved this one, but I just wanted to say it made me giggle… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/39 "2003-09-21T10:25:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manwithaplan \* > \*\* > Ma2 Oh, that fortune would smile upon me and do so again thrice, particularly in the matter of affairs of the heart. \*\* “I should be so Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky I should be so lucky in love” Kylie Minogue \*\* MrD001 \*\* “One has an affection for maximally sized gluteal parts, and one is incapable of falsehood in this regard, a statement your alternateive fraternal selves cannot help but find agreement to” ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/40 "2003-09-21T10:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > MrD001 “One has an affection for maximally sized gluteal parts, > and one is incapable of falsehood in this regard, a statement your alternateive fraternal selves cannot help but find agreement to” ## _Get it Girl_ — 2 Live Crew ? Lib01 \*\* Salutations children, agitate yourselves collectively until you are relaxed The prominent illumination is irradiating that which by informed consensus reconditions environmental calefaction Upon this evening we shall slaughter the corpulent yearling Therefore, remain and persevere You shall perceive by auscultation digitally processed patterns of melody, harmony, and rhythm Massively dense bulwarks of euphony \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269.md?page=3)