# Intellectualize Song Lyrics Game II: Electric Boogaloo **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 18, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269 "2003-09-18T01:27:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/41 "2003-09-21T12:59:00Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* \*\*_Get it Girl_ — 2 Live Crew ? Naah - right genre, wrong song. More _classic_ than that, I gues you’d say - more _noble_, even. ---
**Author:** ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/42 "2003-09-21T13:46:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrDibble \* > \*\* MrD001 \*\* “One has an affection for maximally sized gluteal parts, > and one is incapable of falsehood in this regard, a statement your alternateive fraternal selves cannot help but find agreement to” \*\* “I like big butts, and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny” “Baby Got Back” Sir Mix-a-Lot ---
**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/43 "2003-09-21T16:58:37Z")
**SI 1:** Existance is a capacious query when one ogles the timepiece. And the disclosure is a constant presence at the depository of elixirs; 1180 milliliters to emancipation. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/44 "2003-09-21T19:57:59Z")
“20oz to Freedom” by Sublime? L-g-B3)It is simple to be underage. All those items for which you hoped, I purchased them for your pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/45 "2003-09-22T10:00:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St\_Ides \* > \*\ ***SI 1:** Existance is a capacious query when one ogles the timepiece. And the disclosure is a constant presence at the depository of elixirs; 1180 milliliters to emancipation. \*\* "But life is one big question when your starin’ at the clock And the answers always waiting at the liqour store-40oz to freedom so I’ll take that walk " _40 Oz. To Freedom_ - Sublime ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/46 "2003-09-22T10:44:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mofo Rising \* > \*\*“I like big butts, and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny” > “Baby Got Back” Sir Mix-a-Lot \*\* Right you are **MrD002** “There was a occasion when an itinerant unemployed male given to lightheartedness, reposed beside the occasionally inundated oxbow lake , beneath the umbral regions of a lignaceous plant of the species _Eucalyptus coolabah ssp arida_ or possibly \* E.intertexta \*…” 'specially for the OzDopers 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/47 "2003-09-22T14:39:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrDibble \* > \*\*Right you are > > **MrD002** > “There was a occasion when an itinerant unemployed male given to lightheartedness, > reposed beside the occasionally inundated oxbow lake , > beneath the umbral regions of a lignaceous plant of the species _Eucalyptus coolabah ssp arida_ or possibly \* E.intertexta \*…” > > 'specially for the OzDopers 😉 \*\* Waltzing Matilda "Once a jolly swagman camped by a Billabong Under the shade of a Coolabah tree " ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/48 "2003-09-22T14:43:46Z")
FilmGeek: > [@](#): > > FG-1: The son of God must have blown air through pursed lips in a melodic manner for amusement and to help pass the hours, days and minutes. “Sober”, Tool. Jesus won’t you @#% whistle, something from the past and done. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/49 "2003-09-22T14:49:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\* > > Lib01 > > \*\* > Salutations children, agitate yourselves collectively until you are relaxed > The prominent illumination is irradiating that which by informed consensus reconditions environmental calefaction > Upon this evening we shall slaughter the corpulent yearling > Therefore, remain and persevere > You shall perceive by auscultation digitally processed patterns of melody, harmony, and rhythm > Massively dense bulwarks of euphony > > * * * Elton John - Bennie & the Jets Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight’s hitting something That’s been known to change the weather We’ll kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/50 "2003-09-22T15:00:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lisa-go-Blind \* > \*\* > L-g-B2)I would like to purchase affection, but apparently there are no vendors. At least, that is what all others inform me of. \*\* Beatles - Can’t buy me love “Can’t buy me love, everybody tells me so” ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/51 "2003-09-22T15:21:25Z")
L4L-1 The event of my birth coincided with a meteorological event involving the movement of air at a velocity greater than 120.7 kph. I exerted audible sounds akin to those of a wild canine towards my female parental unit during an extreme period of precipitation. This situation has remedied itself and is no longer a problem, and genuinely is a fluid that has neither independent shape nor volume but tends to expand indefinitely. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/52 "2003-09-22T16:22:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > \*\*Elton John - Bennie & the Jets > Hey kids, shake it loose together > The spotlight’s hitting something > That’s been known to change the weather > We’ll kill the fatted calf tonight > So stick around \*\* Correct! 🙂 * * * > [@](#): > > L4L-1 The event of my birth coincided with a meteorological event involving the movement of air at a velocity greater than 120.7 kph. > I exerted audible sounds akin to those of a wild canine towards my female parental unit during an extreme period of precipitation. > This situation has remedied itself and is no longer a problem, and genuinely is a fluid that has neither independent shape nor volume but tends to expand indefinitely. "I was born in a crossfire hurricane, and I howled at my Ma in the driving rain. But it’s all right. Now in fact it’s a gas!" _Jumpin’ Jack Flash_ — The Rolling Stones * * * Lib02 \*\* Men-at-arms clad in malleable cassiterite and a former president approaching, we at last are autarchic. During this mid-equinoctial period I harken to the percussionist, a cadaverous quartet in the Buckeye State. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/53 "2003-09-22T16:37:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Men-at-arms clad in malleable cassiterite and a former president approaching, we at last are autarchic. > During this mid-equinoctial period I harken to the percussionist, a cadaverous quartet in the Buckeye State. > \*\* “Ohio,” Neil Young _Tin soldiers and Nixon coming We’re finally on our own This summer I hear the drumming Four dead in Ohio_ **Kat04:** That is clearly not physical labor, and as such is an optimal way to proceed: you perform songs on a stringed instrument and air it on a cable network assigned for that purpose. Again, that non-physical labor is an ideal way to do things, as you receive pecuniary compensation for idleness, and women find you attractive at no expense to you. ---
**Author:** ![NFlanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NFlanders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NFlanders)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/54 "2003-09-22T16:46:26Z")
**Kat04** : Dire Straits: Money for Nothing “Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free Money for nothin’ and chicks for free” ---
**Author:** ![NFlanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NFlanders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NFlanders)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/55 "2003-09-22T16:57:14Z")
NFl1: I would be much obliged if we could consumate our relationship in a manner more befitting beasts. NFl2: Our affection will probably result in our seperation, ultimately. Our affection will probably result in our seperation, once more. NFl3: My significant other is in a state of unconciousness; I understand that this is a grave matter. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/56 "2003-09-22T17:07:38Z")
> [@](#): > > “Ohio,” Neil Young > > Tin soldiers and Nixon coming > We’re finally on our own > This summer I hear the drumming > Four dead in Ohio Correct! 🙂 * * * > [@](#): > > Kat04: That is clearly not physical labor, and as such is an optimal way to proceed: you perform songs on a stringed instrument and air it on a cable network assigned for that purpose. Again, that non-physical labor is an ideal way to do things, as you receive pecuniary compensation for idleness, and women find you attractive at no expense to you. _Money for Nothing_ — Dire Straits (On preview, NFlanders beat me to it!) * * * \*\* Lib03 Astounding benevolence, how mellifluous the modulation that liberated a rapscallion such as myself. Although prior to today, I had groped around visionless, I now am capable of visual apperception. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/57 "2003-09-22T17:14:30Z")
NF1 = “closer”, NIN: I wanna @#$% you like an animal. NF3 = “girlfriend in a coma”, the Smiths: girlfriend in a coma, i know it’s serious. Lud1: Someone Nietzche wrote about updated his location to the terrestrial in order to determine the extent of the individuals he could best in a manner resembling petrification. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/58 "2003-09-22T17:16:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NFlanders \* > \*\*NFl1: I would be much obliged if we could consumate our relationship in a manner more befitting beasts. > > NFl2: Our affection will probably result in our seperation, ultimately. > Our affection will probably result in our seperation, once more. > \*\* NFl1 Closer - NIN I want to f(\*& you like and animal. NFl2 -(wild guess) Love will tear us apart - Joy Division Our love will tear us apart again… ---
**Author:** ![NFlanders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NFlanders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NFlanders)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/59 "2003-09-22T17:17:30Z")
**Lib03** : Amazing Grace. “Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me… I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see.” ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269/60 "2003-09-22T17:19:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\* > Astounding benevolence, how mellifluous the modulation that liberated a rapscallion such as myself. Although prior to today, I had groped around visionless, I now am capable of visual apperception. > > * * * Amazing Grace Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me… I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/intellectualize-song-lyrics-game-ii-electric-boogaloo/202269.md?page=4)